Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ২৭

Ashram'e pouchalam, bapre, ei to puro resort baniye rekheche, pakka fraud kono sadhu baba hobe, nahole eto taka poisha kotha theke asbe, ei kono sidho purush na, pakka siddo purush[boiled man]. Main gate'er baire professional security personnel roiche, gari check kore tarpor dhokache. Bhitore dhuke gari ta park korlam, tarpor mask pore gari theke berolam. Omni Maa bollo, "dekh koto shundor jaiga, tor to khola mela jaiga pochondo, tor bhalo lagbe, ai ei bar Guruji'r kache jai, toke alap koriye debo aaj, ai", bole Maa amar haath ta dhore ekta auditorium'er moton jaiga'r dike niye jachilo. Ami bollam, "tomar siddo purush[boiled man] to bhalo business khule rekheche, ei to ekebare 5 star hotel ba resort. Tumi boddo boka, ei shob jaigai eshe tomar moton lokera donation diye diye, ei shob faltu lokeder business barao, kono prokito Sadhu ei jaigai thakte pare kokhono, Sadhu ra to sanyashi hoi, shongshar, bari, ei shob'er maya teg kore manusher bhalo korar jonno bhikke kore khai, ar ei tomar siddo purush[boiled man], ei business empire'er CEO hoye boshe ache". Maa amar haath ta chere, amar kan ta mule diye bollo, "tui Guruji'r bepare bhul bhal bolish na ekhane, onno keu shune nile kelenkari hoye jabe, ar ei shob to Guruji'r na, onar onek boro lok bhokto ache, oneke bidesheo thake, tara shob nijerai baniye diyeche Guruji'r jonno. Guruji khub bhalo re, tor baba mara jaowar por to ami 3 days per week astam ekhane, tor mone nei. Ekhane ashle mon ta bhore jai, ar age to ami ashlei Guruji pujo korten amar shonge alada kore 3-4 bar sara dine, tarpor proshad diten[eita bolei Maa'er chokh duto kemon khushi te bhore gelo, ami mukh to dekhte pelam na karon mask porechilam dujonei, kintu Maa ei rokom bolto Avi'r bepare age], tui chol na amar sathe, dekhbi tor bhalo lagbe kotha bole". Bole amar haath ta abar dhore oi auditorium'er dike niye gelo, ami eta to bujhe gechilam, je amar Maa boddo boka manush, ar ei shob bondo fraud sadhu baba ra ei rokom boka lokeder matha chibiye kheye crorepati hoche, ar ei shob lokera kichu bujhteo pare na. Kintu Maa last'e ki bollo, je oi fraud Guruji naki special pujo kore Maa'er shonge, ei shob abar hoi naki, ei shob fraud ra emni emni kichu kore na karor jonno, noi amar Maa'er theke prochur taka poisha lute che oi Guruji, nahole ei Guruji amar Maa ke chode. Na na, amar Maa nischoi ei fraud sadhu baba'r kache chodon khai na, maa eto ta kharap na, Avi ar or Bondhu i last sex partner amar Maa'er, ami beshi bhabchi. Nischoi amar Maa mota taka donation dei ei ashram'e, theek ache, aaj ekta test nebo oi siddo purush'er[boiled man]. Auditorium e dhuke, sotti amar matha ghure gelo, e to Taj Mahal, bapre, ei eto raid hoi ekhane shekhane, ei ashram'e raid hole to Income Tax dept ar Enforcement Directorate dept'er Jackpot lege jabe, Bapre. Auditorium'er bhitore puro fanka, jodio baire besh onek lok jon ghurche mask pore, kintu bhitore serokom keu nei, du ek jon edik odik ghurche. Ami Maa'er pichon pichon auditorium cross kore pichon'er dik theke baire berolam, bapre, oto boro auditorium'er pichon'e O aro property ache. Besh cottage ache onek gulo ek dike, dekhte sundor kintu e to kono society'r moton lagche. Jai hok, Maa amake obak hoye thakai bollo, "kire, obak hoye geli to, ami okhan diye toke niye ashlam, jate taratari hoi, baire diye ghure ashle onek ta shomai lagto, oi dike je cottage gulo dekhchis, o gulo sob guest der jonno, ekhane onek lok thake baire theke eshe. Ar oi dekh, oi ta holo Guruji'r ghor, ai chol, dekhbi tor bhalo lagbe", bole Maa amar haath dhore, ekta 1 storied boro building'er dike niye gelo. Bari ta ek tola holeo, shundor design'e banano. Oi barir baire 3-4 jon security dariye ache, jeno Kohinoor pahara diche, bhitore to oi fraud sadhu baba i ache. Oi bari tar ashe pashe besh gach pala diye ghera, ashe pasheo kono cottage nei. Kache jetei, security'r lokera Maa ke ar amake aatke dilo, bollo, "Madam, aapnara bhitore jete parben na, Guruji ekhon bishram korchen, dekha korte gele bikele ashun, ekhon aapnara jaan", Maa nijer purse theke ki ekta visiting card'er moton ekta card, oi security ke dekhatei, security lok gulo, shonge shonge bollo, "Sorry Madam, ami jantam na, ashole ekhon mukh gulo to shobar mask'e dhaka, tai kauke chinte parchi na amra. Aapni, mane aapnara bhitore jaan". Bole ora gate'er samne theke shore amader jaiga kore dilo jate amra bhitore jete pari, bapre amar Maa ki dekhalo je ora bhitore dhukte dilo, ami curious hoye jiggesh korlam, "Maa, ora amader dhukte dilo keno, tumi ki dekhale oder, oi card ta ki go", Maa ektu henshe amake bollo, "dhur boka, ota holo bishesh bhokto der card, amra je kono shomai Guruji'r dorshon korte pari, tai to security amader jete dilo, ei dekh[bole Maa card ta amar haate dilo, puro visiting card'er size'e, off white color'er card, card'er ek side'e golden colourer border deowa, ar ekta Ohm'er sign ta golden color diye kora, ar opposite side'e Ohm'er sign ta silver diye kora, my goodness, amar Maa ei bhondo sadhu'r VIP bhakto], holo to, ne eibar bhitore chol", tarpor amra bhitore dhuklam. Ghor ta puro white color diye paint kora, pichoner window gulo shob khola, baire mone hoi bamboo jungle hoye ache, ar bodhoi pichone prochur gach pala o ache, puro greenery te bhorti dekhe ektu bhalo laglo, ar bhitore prai 4-5 jon boishko mohilla, sada saree pore dariye ache, keu mask pore nei, mukh gulo dekhlam, besh sundor mukhosri shob mohila gulor, late 40's hobe, khub ekta bhalo figure na karor. Tarpor kheyal korlam, besh ektu dure, room'er theek majkhane, ekta nichu kather singhashon, tobe height ta pide'r moton, ar tate raja'r moton kat hoye chokh bondho kore boshe achen ek boishko dadu dadu aged lok, gal bhorti paka gonf ar dari, gaye sada dhuti ar panjabi, mathai ekta sada ar golden highlighted padgi[turban], ar golai onek gulo rudraksher mala, ar ek haate ekta rudraksher mala theek jerokom christan ra rosary rakhe haate. Ami ar Maa ghore dhukechi seta nischoi bujhte pereche, tai chokh khule amader dike takiye dekhlo, ar shonge shonge ek gal hanshi, nischoi Maa ke dekhe hanslo karon amake to dekhe ni age, taka neowar motlob betar. Maa nijei mask ta khule, doure giye onar paa e hath diye pronam kore bollo, "Guruji amar pronam neben, khub bhalo lagche aaj eto din por ashram'e eshe, aapni kemon achen Guruji ? ei dekhun kake niye eshechi[bole doure ashlo amar kache, tarpor amar hath dhore onar kache niye gelo ar amake bollo], ei tui mask ta khol na, ekhane to bairer keu nei, khol mask ta". Ami mask ta khule Maa'er pashe dariye roilam, Maa bollo, "ki re, pronam kor Guruji ke", bole Maa onar Paa'er dike ishara korche, kintu ami ei fraud take paa'e haath diye pronam korbo na, tai ami haath tule onake nomoskar kore bollam, "good afternoon Guruji", Maa ektu raag kore kichu bolte jachilo amai, kintu oi Guruji haath tule atke dilo ar michke henshe amake bollo, "Baba'r bodhoi ashram pochondo hoi ni", Maa omni amar hoye onake bollo, "Na na Guruji, or ei shob khola mela jaiga khub pochondo, or gach pala, fanka jaiga bhalo lage, O to prothom bar elo ekhane, ar ekhono ghureo dekhe ni ashram ta, shoja apnar kache niye elam, O ghure dekhle bhaloi lagbe. Aapna ke to bolechi, Or ektu bhakti kom mone", Guruji eibar Maa ke bollo, "Maa, tui eshechish eto din pore, ami khub khushi hoyechi, ar Baba'r kushti ta enechish to, ami kintu kal bolechilam Sudha ke, de dekhi, tarpor tor sathe kotha bolchi", bolei amar dike takiye bollo, "tor mone to onek proshno, bol ki jante chash", ami to ei shujog tai khujchi lam, shonge shonge jiggesh korlam, "acha Guruji, Maa to bole aapni naki shob janen, aapnar ojana kichu nei, tahole bolun to (a+b+c)^3 koto hoi", bole ami ektu michke hanslam, beta fraud, boluk dekhi, eta to elimentary formula, shob janta hole, etao janbe. Maa amar kotha ta sune amar dike chokh boro boro kore rege takiye bollo, "tui abar shuru korechish, eta ki tor school na college, kono kajer kotha thakle jiggesh kor, nahole chupti kore boshe thak okhane", dekhlam Maa boddo rege gache, tai ami ar kotha baralam na ar ektu pichone ekta bench chilo, tate boshlam ar amar phone ta niye nara chara korte laglam. Guruji onek bhebe bollo, "nah Baba, eta to jani na, ar ami to shob jani na, ek matro Ishwar shob janen, ami to onar shebok, tui ektu bosh baba, ami tor kushti ta dekhe ni", bole Maa'er kach theke amar kushti[horoscope] ta nilo, ar ki shob angul gune gune birbir korlo. Jak amar proshner uttor to dite pareni, ami tatei khushi. Tarpor Maa ke aste aste bollo, "tor mone ache Maa, 7 bochor age ami toke ekta kotha bolechilam, tor cheler biye niye, ei bar shomai ta eshegache, Ei masher sheshe ekta bhalo din ache, shubho kaj ta shere ne Maa, ar atke rakhish na, karon er por tor cheler ekta fara ache, seta katanor ek matro rasta holo Or biye, ei bar tui jaa bhalo bujhbi tai kor Maa". Ami oder theke ektu dure boshe chilam, kintu oder kotha ami prai porishkar'i shunte pachi, Kintu ami matha nichu kore amar phone niye ghanta ghanti kore jachilam, jate ora na bujhte pare ami oder kotha sunchi. Maa mone holo besh chintai ache, ami to agei bole diye chilam, ami biye korbo na, jai hoye jak na keno, tai bodhoi chinta korche Maa. Maa khub aste aste Guruji ke bollo, "Ami to bhalo meye pelei Or biye diye debo, Kintu Guruji, jeta aapni bolechen, seta sombhob na, ota ki kore hobe, na na, aapni onno kono upai bolun", Guruji ei bar bollo, "Keno re Maa, ekhon tor kisher shomosha, age na hoi tor swami jibito chilo, kintu ekhon to se swargo te achen, tahole ekhon tor appoti kothai, ar tor khusti teo to dutoi ache, ar tor cheler kshti te to porishkar lekha ache fara tar kotha, ar tui ki kono din tor cheler chokher dike takash ni, ami ei prothom bar oke dekhlam, kintu porishkar bujhte parchi, O toke pagoler moton bhalobashe, Or chokh bolche, dekh ekbar[boltei, Maa amar dike ghure takalo ar michke henshe abar Guruji'r dike takalo, ami ar chokhe shobta dekhlam], tui koshto pabi sunle tai O toke or nijer bhalobashar kotha ta bolteo parche na, amar udesho toke sothik rasta dekhanor, tai ami toke bollam. Ei abr tui dekh ki korbi". Ei fraud lokta abar amar Maa'er matha khache, ulto palta bole amar biye deowar chesta korche. Maa mone holo confused, bollo "Kintu Guruji eta theek hobe na, O je amar nijer peter chele, Or sathe, na na Guruji, aapni onno kono poth dekhan amai, ar amar kotha jodi bolen, ami nahoi Avi'r sathe, mane O to achei, kintu Raju je amar shob Guruji, O amar khub adorer, O jodi ei bepare ekbar jante pare, tahole amake chere chole jabe sara jibon'er moton", Maa ki bolche, amar sathe na, kintu Avi'r sathe, ki hoche ekhane, oi buro lokta amar Maa ar Avi'r sex'er bepar ta jane, seta to Kaki ageo boleche, tahole ekhon abar ki motlob korche. Guruji bollen, "Ore Maa re, tor cheler bipod to oi Sudha'r chele mane tor Avi'r jonnoi asbe, seta to toke 6 months agei bolechilam, jokhon tui sesh bar eli amar kache, tui to amar kotha sunli na, toke ami bohu bar bolechi, oi Avi cheleta subidher na, tor khoti korche eto bochor, kintu tui or jonno ondho hoye chili, kintu eibar tor nijer cheler khoti atkate gele, Avi'r theke dure thakte hobe toke, ar Cheler biye'r bepare bhab, khub ekta bhalo somai jache na or. Ar tui keno bhabchis je tui oke shob bolle O toke chere chole jabe, Or kopaler rekha bolche, O bodhoi shobta jene gache, kintu tor proti or bhalobasha ba shomman, kono tai komeni". Maa jeno aantke uthlo kotha ta sune, bollo "O shob jene gache mane Guruji, ei aapni ki bolchen, kintu ki kore, ar ar O jodi shob jene jai tahole, O to koi amar sathe kono kharap bebohar koreni. kaal raate O kintu amake puro langto dekheche, Avi chole jaowar por, kintu koi O kono kharap kotha boleni, ba amar gaye haath porjonto lagai ni, sudhu amar koshter kotha bhebe che, ar aaj shokale to ami mukh dekhate parchilam na oke, kintu O to onno kotha bole bepar ta halka kore dilo puro ta, O ki tahole Kaal'i shob jante pereche Guruji, Ei bar ami kothai jabo, amar ki hobe, ami Or kache mukh dekhabo ki kore Guruji", bole Maa matha nichu kore boshe fopate laglo, kintu kande ni. Ami puro bujhte parlam, je Maa amai shondeho korche je ami hoito kaal raate oder kirti dekhe felechi, kintu Maa to jane na, ami tar ager din thekei shondeho korchilam oder upor. Ar ei fraud Guruji amar kopal dekhe bujhe gelo, je ami shob jante perechi, je ki na, (a+b+c)^3 er formula bolte pare na, se kopal porte pare, ki jani, ei lokta sotti bolche na mithe, tobe amar upokar'i korche, karon ami je Maa ke sotti koto ta bhalobashi seta ami konodino bolte parbo na nijer mukhe, ontoto ei fraud ta amar hoye Maa ke olpo olpo hint diche. Tarpor Oi Guruji aste aste bolchen, "Maa o toke bhalobashe, O keno raag korbe tor upor, tai to ami bolchi, ei bar biye'r kotha ta bhab, toder dujonar kotha bhebei ami bolchi, tui kichu chinta korish na, sob theek hoye jabe abar ager moton[Maa dekhlam ektu shosti pelo, ar fopano bondho kore dilo]. Ta Maa aaj eto mash pore eli, pujo korbi na[bolei kemon Maa'er dike michke henshe takalo, bepar ta ami tokhon bujhte parini, kintu Maa dekhlam onar dike ektu takiye matha naralo tarpor abar matha nichu kore boshe thaklo jeno lojja peyeche]. Dara ami shob beboshta korchi", bole Guruji amar dike takiye eibar jore jore bollo, "ta Baba, tor Maa to bollo, tor gach pala, khola mela jaiga khub bhalo lage, amader Ashram ta onek boro, ghure dekhe ai, tor bhalo lagbe, tor je khane jaowar icha tui jaa, dekh shob jaiga gulo, ami bole dichi, keu toke atkabe na, tor bhalo lagbe ekhane, jaa ghure dekh ashram ta". Bole Guruji oi mohila gulor dike takiye, ei bar jore bollo, "Rekha, security ke bole dao, ora jeno Baba ke na atkai, or jekhane jaowar, jeno jete dei. Oke mon khule ghurte dao ashram'e, oke jeno keu na atkai". Dekhlam oi 5 jon sada saree pore thaka mohila gulor modhe ekjon egiye eshe, Guruji'r kotha sunlo ar tarpor hotat nijer ekta haath pichon theke samne niye astei dekhlam haate walkie talkie, bapre, koto advanced Guruji, tarpor uni walkie te Guruji'r order ta baire security der convey kore dilo. Tarpor Maa amar kache eshe kemon lojja lojja peye bollo, "son na, tui jaa ghure dekh ashram ta[Maa amar sathe kotha bolche theek'i kintu amar dike takache na, khali mukh ta onno dike ghuriye niche, bepar ta bujhlam na], tui baire ta ghure dekh, totokhun ami pujo ta shere ni, onek din pore eshechi to, Guruji ekta pujo korbe ekhon, tarpor amake proshad deben[bole kirokom michke henshe mukh na tule abar bollo], tui jaa, baire ta ghure dekh, tor bhalo lagbe, amar beshi somai lagbe na, hoye gelei ami toke call kore deke nebo, tui jaa ashram ta dekh". Amar besh sondeho hochilo, je ki emon pujo korbe oi fraud burota, je amake oi Guruji ar Maa dujonei tarate chaiche, Maa ki ei buro tar sathe sex korbe naki, na na chi, eto onek buro lok, easily late 70's hobe, na na ami abar bhul bhabchi, kintu Maa eirokom bole ageo Avi'r sathe langto hoye chudiyeche. Ami ektu protibad korei bollam, "pujo to bhalo, koruk na uni, joto pujo kore koruk, amio dekhbo tomar sathe, tarpor ashram ghurbo", Maa aantke uthlo abar, "na na toke thakte hobe na, tui jaa ghure ai, ei pujo tate sudhu amakei thakte hobe, ami onek din pore eshe chi, tai hoito ektu somai lagbe onar proshad dite, tui jaa na baire, ghure dekh gach pala, toke thakte nei ekhane, tui jaa ekhon, pore toke onek kichu bolar ache amar, hoito tui kichu ta janish[bole Maa kemon gobhir chokhe kore amar mukher dike takiye roilo]". Maa emon bhabe takiye roilo ami sotti bolchi, Maa ke baron korte parlam na, tai bollam, "theek ache, ami ghure aschi, kintu 30 minutes porei ami chole asbo, dekhar moton ekhane bonsai exhibition ba flower show hoche na, ache to sudhu jongol, oi dekho janlar baire[bole Guruji'r shinghashon'er pichone ektu baan dike ekta boro janlar dike point kore Maa ke bamboo jungle dekhiye bollam], jongol dekhte beshi somai lagbe na, aadh ghonta pore ami aschi, tarpor ekshonge pujo dekhbo", bole uthe ashlam oi ghor theke, Maa'er mukh dekhe mone holo jeno ami kono onnai kotha bole felechi. Kheyal korlam, Oi Guruji ki shob bolche oi sada saree pora mohilla guloke, Maa dekhlam, oi bench'er upor nijer side bag ta rakhlo. Jai hok ami oi ghor theke beriye, bairer security der cross kore oi cottage gulo'r dike egie gelam.