Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৩২

Maa eibar Guruji'r pacha theke pechano paa gulo chere, side e fele fank kore suye ache, Guruji ei bar aste kore uthe shoja hote gelo, nijer knee'e upor bhor kore, tarpor Maa'er knee gulo du haate dhore, Maa'er pacha aro fank kore boshlo, ami bhablam, ei bar ki pod marbe Maa'er, kintu na. Kono kotha na bolei, ubu hoye boshe, uthlo, ar Guruji'r dhon ta 'puuuuchhh' kore aowaj kore Maa'er gud theke beriye elo ar Guruji uthe dariye porlo. Maa onmi shonge shonge, "aaaaannnnnn koto ta dhelechen aaj Guruji, uff baba", bole ektu neka neka golai bollo ar ami kheyal korlam, Maa'er gud'er futo theke Guruji'r ar Maa'er maal ar rosh mishe, puro sada sada maal jharna'r moton gud hoye goriye pod'er futo hoye pacha diye floor'e porche. Maa'er gud'er chul gulo puro sada foam te chop chop korche, ar kemon chikpe ache tolpete, ar Maa'er pet ta otha nama korche, jeno khub jore nishash niche. Guruji ekhono Maa'er paa'er kachei dariye ache, ar onar jhulonto bichir thole theke top top kore sada maal porche olpo olpo. Tarpor Guruji ektu egiye giye, bench'er upor theke ekta sada bra tule, nijer dhon'er upor bra'er cup ta dhore bhalo kore chepe muche nilo, tarpor okhanei abar bra ta rekhe dilo, ar omni Maa matha ta ghuriye Guruji'r dike takiye bolche, "amar bra ta nosto kore dilen to, eibar ami ki pore bari jabo, nijer dhoti te puche niten, eibar bra ta porle, chip chip korbe dud ta te", shit, tarmane oi buro ta, amar Maa'er bra te nijer dhon'er maal puchlo. Guruji bollo, "Eta na poreo to tui blouse ta porte parish re Maa. Goto bochor tui jokhon shoptahe 3-4 din ashtish ashram'e, tokhon to ekhane sara din tui sudhu saya pore, ba saree porei thaktish, ar ami bhoktoder shonge shakhatkar kore ek du ghonta por por, tor kache ashtam, ar tui saya ba saree upore tule, amake boshiye, amar lingo tor payu pothe ba yoni pothe nije haate dhukiye uth bosh kortish amar upor, tarpor puro ulongo hoye jetish, majhe majhe to tui ei bra charai sudhu blouse pore bari jetish raate. Ar aaj bolchish ami kharap kore diyechi, tui palte jachish re Maa". Eta ki bollo buro ta, amar Maa ei shob korto ekhane, ei jaiga ta prochondo kharap. Maa ke ekhan theke bar korte hobe amake. Maa ekhono suye ache, ar bollo, "na na Guruji, ami aapna ke dosh dichi na, age ja hoyeche seta ekhon bole ki labh, aaj ami Raju'r sathe eshechi, sudhu blouse porle, amar dud dekhte pabe O, amar lojja lagbe na, tai bollam", Guruji ei bar bench'er kach theke shore pichone asche nijer shinghashoner dike, shit amar dikei asche, ami taratari kore, matha ta janlar niche namiye fellam, ar amar phone ta sudhu olpo ektu uchu korlam, jate sudhu camera part ta bhitore'er lila record korte pare. Ami kat kore phone'er screen e dekhlam je Guruji shinghashon'er upor theke kichu ekta nichu hoye nilo, tarpor uthe daralo ar dekhlam onar haate ekta dhoti, tahole oi buro ta dhoti porte esheche. Tarpor dhoti ta porte porte ektu henshe bollo, "Chele dud dekhe felbe bole eto lojja, ta ei to ar du tin shopta por to bhalo logno ache bollam toke, tokhon to biye hobe re toder Maa, ta biyer por to cheler samne ulongo hobi, songom korbi, tokhon'o ki lojja pabi naki re Maa", Maa chechiye uthe boshe porlo, "Guruji, aapnar mukhe ki kichu aatkai na, chi[bole Maa dekhlam nicher dike takiye kemon michke hense lojja pachilo ar blush korchilo], aapni dine dine oshobho hoye jachen, ami ki bolechi, ami or sathe oi shob korbo, aapni bollen je or bipod, pran shongshoi, ar ei biye chara ar kono rasta nei apa toto, tai ami ektu bhebe dekhbo bollam, kintu aapni ei bhabe bolle ami kintu ar asbo na ekhane, ar ekhon bujhi aapnar late hoche na, oi Minister'er sathe dekha korar jonno". Bole Maa matha nichu kore boshe ache langto hoye, Maa'er dud gulo jhule pet'er kach obdi chole esheche. Guruji bollo, "Uff Maa re, tor eto lojja korche keno re, etai to bastob, biyer por shami stir'r songom howa tai to shabhabik, tui ar ei niye bhabish na Maa. Ja hoi bhalor jonnoi hoi. Ei to re Maa, ami jachi Mantri shaheb'er kache, aaj ar beshi shomai pabo na mone hoi, tui aste aste ready hoye aaj ai, cheler sathe kotha bole amake janash, ami biyer tarikh ta theek kore bole debo, aaj ami ashlam re Maa". Bole Guruji egiye dorja'r dike egolo, kintu Maa bollo, "Kintu Guruji, eshob hobe ki kore, ami Raju ke ki bolbo, nijer mukhe ki kore bolbo, na na Guruji, ei hoi na", Guruji egote giyeo dariye porlo ar bollo, "Ore Maa re, tui eto chinta korchish keno. Ami to toke ageo bollam, tor chele shobta jene gache, tui sudhu or sathe kotha bol, mon khule shob ta nijer mukhe bol, dekhbi O bujhbe, raag korbe na, tui mone khule sob ta bol. Ar eibar ontoto Oi Avi cheletar theke dure thak, jaa khoti howar eto bochor to holo. Ei bar ektu nijer ar nijer cheletar bhalo ta bhab. Ei bar ami jai, nahole Mantri shaheb abar raga ragi korbe", Maa shonge shonge bollo, "theek ache Guruji, aapni jokhon bolchen eto bar, ami Raju'r sathe kotha bolbo, kintu ki kore oke eto kichu bolbo setai bhabchi. Ar Avi'r sathe shob somporko ami sesh kore debo, ami aaj ba kaal or sathe dekha kore, oke bole debo jeno ar kono din amar kache na ashe. Aapni jaan ami o berobo ektu pore". Boltei Guruji, dekhlam egiye dorja diye baire beriye gelo ar dorja ta bondho kore dilo. Maa eibar aste aste uthlo ar ubu hoye boshlo ar nicher saya ta haate nilo, ami kheyal korlam je Maa'er gud theke ekhono top top kore maal porche, Uff Maa ke ki maratok sexy lagche, du paa'er majhe pet ta thele beriye, are dud duto haantu te chepe. Maa eibar saya ta diye nijer gud'er mukhe chepe muchlo tarpor uthe daralo, saya ta gud'e chepe dhore, tarpor pichon fire egiye gelo bench'er kache ar saya ta diye pacha te lege thaka maal gulo puche nilo, tarpor paa diye gud'e saya ta chepe dhore ar nichu hoye oi bra ta niye ektu dekhelo, tarpor porte giyeo porlo na, nijer side bag tar modhe bra ta chepe dhukiye dilo, tarpor sudhu blouse ta porlo. Ar saya ta porar jonno paa fank kore gud'er mukh theke saya ta bar kore, seta ke soja kore porar jonno matha diye gollalo, ami bhablam, ar to kichu dekhar nei tahole ami eibar uthi, kintu uth te giye, janlar ekta palla te godam kore matha ta thuke gelo amar ar besh jorei aowaj holo, omni Maa pichone ghure, "ke ke okhane" bole egiye ashlo, ar ami mathai haat diye dolte dolte, kono rokome okhan theke abar cottage'er dike doure pala lam, phone ta pocket'e dhokate dhokate. Ami jani na, je Maa amake dekheche kina, ar dekhleo ki jai ashe, Guruji to bujhe gache ami shob ta jene felechi kono bhabe, Maa keo boleche, tahole jodi amake dekheo fele, ami ar bhoi pabo na. Kintu sotti mathai khub jorei legeche. Ami ek second o na theme, oi cottage'er pichone abar fire gelam, jekhan diye ami Bamboo jungle'e dhuke chilam, ar ase pashe kauke dekhte na peye, tuk kore jungle theke baire beriye elam. Tarpor oi Guruji'r ghorer dike haat te laglam, ar phone ta pocket theke bar kore normal mode korlam ar theek tokhon'i Maa'er call elo, ami phone ta receive kore bollam, "haan bolo, ki pujo hoye gache, amio aschi, oi Guruji'r kache onek proshno ache amar", Maa bollo, "haan pujo shesh, kintu tui sotti bolto tui kothai ?", ami bujhlam Maa mone hoi amake oi ghorer pichon diye palate dekhe feleche tai hoito shondeho korche, ami bollam, "ei to cottage gullor kache, aschi, ektu dure achi, keno ki hoyeche", Maa bollo, "na na ki hobe, ami emni jiggesh korlam, tui parking'er kache chole ai, amio okhanei jachi, Guruji ekhon busy, tai ar dekha hobe na aaj, tui chole ai, onek bela hoye gelo, bari fire lunch korte hobe", bole phone call ta disconnect kore dilo. Ami mathai jekhan ta legeche, se khan tai haat diye dolte dolte, oi parking'er dike jachi emon shomai amar phone'e amar Mashi'r cheler call elo. Ami receive korlam na, karon amar mathai ekhon Maa ar Guruji'r kotha ghurche, tarpor phone ta beje beje kete gelo.