Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৫১

Ami cottage theke beriye edike odik dekhlam, khub ekta keu nei aaj ei ashram'e. Ami cottage theke beronor shomai, Maa bolchilo, phone ta gari te charge'e lagate, tai ami garir keys ar Maa'er phone ta pocket'e niye berolam. Tobe amader cottage'er pichon dike ekta cottage theke besh jorei hanshi'r aowaj aschilo. Ami egiye gelam oi dike, Cottage'er pichon dike besh jungle moton, ami ektu dariye kheyal korlam, janla khola ar besh jorei hanshi'r aowaj aschilo, ami ektu egote gelam, but kheyal korlam, oi cottage'er samne besh onek security ghur ghur korche, edik odik dekhche. Security dekhe mone holo kono minister ache hoito oi room'e. Ami matha nichu kore, janlar kache egiye eshe daralam, bhitore unki mere dekhlam, puro program cholche bhitore. Orgy hoche, Guruji'r dhoti khola, punjabi pore boshe achen, ekti mohilla, puro langto hoye onar dhon chusche ar ekjon majh boishi lok, oi mohilla tir gud marche pichon theke, bapre, aro du jon mohilla langto hoye, pashe arek jon loker dhon chusche. Shit, oi du jon mohilla jar dhon chusche, se ar keu na, Opposition party'r leading contestant, amader state'er. Ami to bhabtam Guruji sudhu ruling party'r minister der allow kore ekhane. Ami taratari kore Maa'er phone ta pocket theke bar kore, age otake silent korlam, tarpor video camera on kore record korte shuru korlam shob kichu. Bhalo kore shobar mukh gulo zoom kore kore focus kore record korlam. Baki shobar band bajiye chi, baki sudhu Guruji, aaj ker por na ami ekhane asbo, na Maa ke aste debo. But ei Guruji'r band tao boro kore bajate hobe, ei video ta jodi by any chance ruling party'r haat'e pore, tahole joto case ache, shob porbe ei ashram'er upor. Karon bhitore je opposition minister achen, take shoranor jonno onnek political neta ra khola khuli chesta korche, sekhane ei rokom ekta evidence jodi ora haate pai, chere to debe na. Ar jodi eta news channel'e circulate hoi, tahole to Guruji'r Happy Diwali. But record korte korte, khali Maa'er phone'e low battery sign dekhachilo. Ami ektu birokto hoye, low battery notification ta shora giye, phone ta jhop kore haat theke pore jai, ar sukhno patar upor porai, besh jorei aowaj holo. Ami matha ta nichu kore phone ta khuje haate tule niyechi, but bhitore ghorer modhe ar kono kotha hochilo na, kono aowaj aschilo na, Guruji ar baki du jon lok bollo, "baire keu ache", arekjon bollo, "kintu ei dik ta to jungle, tahole ki keu amader upor nojor rakchilo. Ei security[bole jore chechalo]. Dekho ei ghorer pichon'e keu ache, khojo maal take". Ami security'r ashar opekhai ar roilam na, matha nichu korei aste aste kore, pihon'e shore shore jungle'er modhe gelam, Jodio baire bhalo light ache karon bikel holo shobe, but jungle ta besh dense, tai porishkar bhabe kichui bojha jabe na, totokhun'e already security'r lokera walkie niye jungle'er dike egiye aschilo. Ami kono rokome okhan theke paliye, amader cottage'er pichon diye eshe, amader cottage'e dhuke door ta bondho korechi, jodio ami hapachilam, but bhoi pai ni. Security'r haate porle, pakka mortam but bhoi pele buddhi kaaj korbe na. Maa bhitor theke aowaj kore bollo, "ki re tui eli, charge'e dili phone ta ?", ami bollam, "na na, garir dike jete jete mone porlo, chabi ta to bag'e rekhechi, tai ota nite elam. Tomar hoi ni ekhono ?". Maa bollo, "char ekhon ar gari te jete hobe na, ami ready, aschi dara". Eri modhe cottage'er door'e knock porlo, ami door khullam, dekhlam prai 7-8 jon security guard, ashram'er lokera eshe dariye ache. AMi bollam, "kichu bolben ?". Oder modhe ekjon bollen, "ashole, aapnara ko jon achen bhitore ? Amra ekjon ke khujchi ?". Ami bollam, "ami ar amar Maa, kake lagbe ? Guruji ki ghore eshechen, amader to ekhane wait korte bollen. Besh onek ta shomai holo to, prai bikel hoye gelo". Uni bollen, "Haan, Guruji ekhuni ghore jaben, aapnara jete paren ebar. Amra ekjon ke khujchilam, tai jiggesh korlam. Keu jodi door knock kore, khulben na kintu, mone hoi baire theke keu dhuke poreche ashram'e. Acha aschi". Bole nomoskar kore, chole gelo ora. Ami main door ta bondho kore, age Maa'er phone tar video ta amar email'id te pathalam, video ta boro chilo tai otar link ta pathalam. Maa bhitor theke beriye elo, uff ki shundor lagche Maa ke dekhte, absolute diva. Ekta green saree poreche, tate red par, ar green half sleeve blouse with red border. Mukhe kichu to mekheche, but ami bujhi na oi shob, tobe prochondo shundor lagche. Ami chutte giye Maa ke hug kore bollam, "tomake oshadharon lagche Maa. I'm lucky to have you as my wife". Maa amake shoriye diye bollo, "ami serokom kichui pori ni, dekh kono goyna nei, just saree ta dekhte ektu bhalo. Tui khushi hoyechish to, bas amio khushi", bole amar gaal'e haat bulolo, ami bollam, "iche korche, tomake chepe joriye dhori ar mon bhore kiss kori". Maa amar gaal'e ekta halka kore toka mere bollo, "thak, ekhuni to korli, saree tar pleat gulo nosto hoye jabe. Oi shob korar shomai paliye jache na, er por theke to ami sudhu tor shona. Ne ebar jai, hoito Guruji eshe gachen". Bole Maa amar haat dhore prai tene ghor theke berolo, tarpor amar mone poreche, amar bag to cottage, ar tatei to mangalsutra ta ache. Tai ami Maa'er haat ta chariye bollam, "tumi oi ghore jao, ami aschi amader bag gulo niye. Ekebare gari te uthbo, ar ei ghore asbo na, boddo tired lagche, onek ta drive korechi aaj". Maa ar kichu bollo na, sudhu bollo, "theek ache, tui taratari ai". Bole ghorer dike egiye gelo, ami doure giye cottage e dhuke, Maa'er shob jama kapor Maa'er hand bag'e guchiye rakhlam, ar nijer bag tate ekbar check kore nilam, shob theek ache kina, Tarpor cottage ta bhalo kore check kore nilam, kichu fele jachi ki na. Tarpor duto bag niye oi Guruji'r ghorer dike gelam. Bhitore dhuke dekhi Guruji already ekta nichu stool'er upor boshe ache, ar samne ekta square moton kore agun jolche, ar Guruji'r ulto dike Maa o ekta nichu stool'e boshe ar tar o pashe ekta stool khali ache. Ghore aro 3 jon mohilla, sada sari pora, ami bujhte parlam, ora ei ashram'er sebika. Ami ghore dhuktei Guruji bollo, "ai to Baba eshe gache, ai Baba, io pire tate bosh", bole Maa'er pasher khali stool tate boste bollo. Ami bag duto side'e rekhe boshlam. Maa khop kore amar haat ta dhore nijer dike tene niye boshlo, matha nichu, mukhe kono kotha nei. Guruji ei bar ki shob mantro bollo, amar mathai to kichui dhuklo na, khali khali agun'er modhe kichu ekta liquid diche olpo olpo kore, ar agun ta dau dau kore utche. Ektu pore Guruji bollen, "Baba logno ar beshi khun nei aaj, tai taratari sesh kortei hobe. Tui hoito bujhte parchish na ami sanskrit'e ki mantro bolchi. Pore nahoi bujhiye bolbo. Theek ache", bole amake ar Maa ke haate phool niye, onar shonge mantro bolte bollen, amra bollam, tarpor amar upor Maa'er haat diye, amader dujoner phool, agun'er modhe fele dilam. Tarpor Guruji aro mantro porlen. Tar kichu khun pore amader uthe darate bollen, tarpor bollen, clockwise agun'er 4 te round dite, ami lead korbo ar Maa amar pichone, tarpor 3 round Maa lead korbe ar ami pichone. Kintu ghorar age, ekjon shebika eshe Maa'er saree'r anchol'er sathe ekta sada dhoti type'er kichu bendhe, amar golai oi dhoti ta jhuliye dilo. Tarpor ami age ghurte jabo, kintu Maa amar haat ta charlo na. Tai Maa amar haat ta dhorei, matha nichu kore 4 pak ghurlo, tarpor nije egiye giye amar haat dhore aro 3 pak ghurlam amra. Tarpor eshe nije der stool'e boshe porlam. Tarpor Guruji aro 5 minute moton mantro porlen, ekta jinish kheyal korlam, Maa amar haat ta charlo na, aro tight chepe dhorlo ar matha nichu kore boshe roilo. Mukhta dekhe mone holo, Maa michke hansi mukhe blush korei choleche, khub lojja pache Maa, ar edike ami kichu bojhar agei shob ritual sesh hoye jache. Ekjon shebika eshe Maa'er haat'e 4 te bangle dilo, duto white ar besh design kora, ar duto red. Guruji bollen, "ei thala theke mangalsutro ta tule, Maa'er golai poriye de Baba", bole ekta thala egiye dilo, tate ekta mangalsutra chilo. But ami to already Maa'er surprise kine enechi. Tai ami bollam, "ami ekta surprise dite chai Maa ke, amar bag ta egiye deben keu". Bolte ekjon shebika amar bag ta egiye ene dilo amake. Ami bag ta khule, tanishq'er neklace'er box ta bar kore, tar theke mangalsutra ta bar kore, nije haat'e Maa'er golai poriye dilam. Maa haat diye dekhlo bhalo kore mangalsutra ta, tarpor amar dike ghar kat kore takiye roilo. Maa'er chokh theke du fota jol porlo, Maa ki accept korlo gift ta, naki amar surprise pochondo holo na. 3 jon Shebikai bollo, je mangalsutra ta khub sundor dekhte, Guruji bollen, "dekhechish Maa, amar Baba'r pochondo ki sundor. Tor kopal abar khule gelo Maa, tora bhalo thak". Tarpor Guruji amake bollen, "Baba, ei bar tui tor daan haat diye, ei kunke te kore sindoor ta, Maa'er sithi te lagiye de. Tobe takash na jeno". Amio tai korlam, tobe ami to Maa'er daan dike boshe, tai daan haate sindoor ta oi bhabe na takiye lagate ektu oshubidhe hochilo, but jei na lagalam, omni ekjon sebika Maa'er matha ta saree'r anchol diye ghomta moton kore dhaka diye dilo. Tar kichu khun por, Guruji bollo, biye naki sesh hoyeche. Agun'er oto kache boshe, ektu breathe korte problem hochilo. Jai hok ami ar Maa uthe daralam. Maa'r matha ekhono ghomta te dhaka, mukh ta dekhtei pachi na. Guruji bollen, "Baba toder garir chabi ta de, ami kauke bole aniye dichi, toder ar hente hente jete hobe na parking obdi". Ami pocket theke chabi ta bar kore dilam Guruji'r haat'e, uni ekjon sebika ke bollen, ar se chabi ta niye baire gelo. Maa amake isharai, angul diye Guruji'r paa'er dike dekhache, ami bujhlam, je pronam korte bolche. Joto boroi criminal hok na keno, boyosh'e to boro, ar biye ta to uni dilen amader. Ami ar Maa tai nichu hoye pronam korlam onake. Uni amader dujon kei ashirbad korlen ar bollen, "sukhe shanti te notun dampotto jibon katao tomra". Tarpor nijer punjabi'r pocket theke ekta boro packet bar kore amar haat'e dilen ar bollen, "beshi kichu nei ete, amar ashirbad chara". Ami bhodrotar khatire ar khule dekhlam na okhane, tobe packet ta halka noi. Guruji ekjon shebika ke kichu ekta bollen, tarpor se ekta thalai kore ekta boro packet ene dilen, Guruji seta niye amar haat'e diye, Maa ke bollen, "shon Maa, tor gaye jaa jaa dhatu pora ache, segulo khule, jole bhashiye dish. Ei packet'e ami notun maduli ar tabij ar shisha, shob sodhon kore rekhechi. Aaj raat'e shobar age, snan kore egulo pore nish, kemon. Ekhon theke ar toke proti 6mash ontor egulo paltate hobe na", bole amardike ghurlo ar bollo, "ekhon theke ei shob tor daito Baba, jerokom bollam, serokom bhabe, purano dhatu khule, jole bhashiye dibi, ar aaj eigulo shob poriye dibi. Ar ekta kotha, Maa bollo se sankha pola haat'e porbe na, kintu biye'r por protita stree, tar shami'r kollan'er kotha bhebe eta gaye dharon kore. Haat'e jodi na porte pare, tobe ei maduli tabij'er sathe komore pore nebe, keu jante parbe na". Bole abar Maa'er dike takalo ar bollo, "ki mone thakbe to Maa, sankha pola shamir kollan'er jonno pora hoi. Ar roj shokale snan shere, shami ke bolbi tor sithi te olpo ektu sindoor jeno lagiye dei, beshi boro kore porte hobe na, sithi te olpo kore chowalei hobe". Maa eto khun pore kotha bollo, "ami jani Guruji, amio bari giye, sankha pola gulo komorei portam. Ami jaa korchi shob tai or kollan'er jonno". Baire bodhoi amader gari ta eshe gache, keu ekjon horn dilo du bar, Guruji bollen, "oi toder gari eshe gache, ebar tora ai. Sabdhane chalabi Baba. Oh haan, jehetu ei biye ta kala oshuj'er modhei holo, tai aaj tomader aar kaal ratri mante hobe na, tomra chaile aaj thekei tomader dampotto jibon suru korte paro. Sudhu batshorik kaaj'er shomai, dosh ta katiye niyo. Ekta kotha bole dichi, mathai rekho dujonei, raat 3:30 theke bhor 5:30, ba surjo doi'er ektu age obdi, hoche Bramha muhurto. Ei ta sristir shomai, ei shomai jaa kaaj korbe, seta shob shomai subho hobe. Ebar tomra esho, sukhe shanti te shonshar koro". Ekjon shebika amader bag duto, ar Mangalsutra'r box ta gari te tule dilo, Maa ar ami haat dhorei egiye eshe garite uthlam, garite Maa ke boshanor por Maa amar haat ta charlo, ami giye driving seat'e boshlam. Guruji amader dujon kei haat jor kore nomoshkar korlo, ami haat tule bye kore, gari ta aste aste kore niye beriye elam. Ek fank'e pichon ghure tanishq'er packet ta dekhenilam, keu kichu tule nilo kina, but dekhe to mone holo theek'i ache, bari gele jante parbo, ashram'er keu abar kichu churi korlo kina. Ashram theke gari ta bar kore main road'er kache uthechi, sondhe hoye gache, ekta odbhut feeling hoche mone, amar biye hoye gelo aaj. Amar Maa ekhon amar bou. Bhitore prochondo anondo hoche, mukhe bole bojhate parbo na. Maa chup kore boshe ache, ami ar chup thakte parlam na, bolei fellam, "Maa misti khabe ?". Maa eto khun'e matha tule, ghomta ta shoriye bollo, "tomar ki matha kharab, eto taka keu nosto kore, amake ekbar jiggesh korte parle na tumi", jah baba, case ta ki. Tobe Maa ke sindoor pore ar mangalsutra pore aro sundor lagche, ar sindoor ta matha theke Maa'er nak'er upor o pore ache, but Maa muchlona keno. Maa amake tumi tumi korche keno, ar ami kothai taka noshto korchi. Abar bhul bhal bokche, ami bollam, "tumi kake tumi kore bolcho Maa. Ar ami kothai taka nosto korlam, ami to sudhu misti khabe ki na jiggesh korlam. Amar khub anondo hoche. Aaj amader biye holo, ar tumi khushi na hoye raag korcho keno bolo to, ektu age obdi to tumi o happy chile". Maa riti moton jhogra korte shuru korlo amar sathe, "ei ta, eita poisa nosto na[ami ghar ghuriye dekhi, Maa mangalsutra ta haat'e tule amake dekhiye bolche, Oh shit tarmane oitar dam niye bolche Maa, meye rao odbhut hoi, jewellery dekhlei dam bujhe jai, amra chelera jibone bolte pari na, jewellery ta ashol na nokol, dam to durer kotha]. Ei bhabe keu taka nosto kore. Ar tumi ekhon theke amar shami, tai tomake ami tumi korei bolbo. Ar nirlojjo, nijer bou ke Maa bolcho ekhono, amake naam dhore dakbe, nahole onno kono nam'e dakbe[ei ta Maa besh sweetly bollo, but tarpor abar ragi ragi bhab]. Tobe ami kichutei ei bhabe tomai poisa nosto korte debo na. Eto gulo taka keu nosto kore". Ami ektu henshe fele bollam, "tomar pochondo hoyeche, shona[ami iche korei 'shona' kotha tate ektu stress dilam, jodi Maa'er raag ta ektu kome]". Maa amar dike rege takaleo, ami Maa'er chokh dekhe bujhte parchi, Maa'er pochondo hoyeche. Maa bollo, "seta kotha na, tumi eto gulo taka keno noshto korle[Maa kintu ar raag korche na, golar aowaj'e porishkar bojha jache, but emon pretend korche jeno koto raag korlo]. Ar ekhon shona mona bole makhon lagate hobe na". Ami bollam, "bolo na shona, ami onek design dekhe, tobe eta pochondo korechi. Eta tumi necklace hishebeo porte paro, keu dekhle, chot kore bujhbe na je eta mangalsutra. Ei bar to bolo eta pochondo hoyeche kina". Maa amar baa haat ta dhore, nijer mukher kache niye giye, ekta kiss korlo, ar amar haat ta shokto kore nijer haat diye dhore thaklo, ar bollo, "jokhon amake porale, amar mukh dekhe bujhte paro ni. Amar khub pochondo hoyeche, tobe tumi ei bhabe taka nosto koro na ar, please". Maa ke dekhte prochondo sundor lagche ekhon, uff ekhon ini amar bou, bhabtei ekta kemon jeno hoche bhitore. Amio matha nere bollam, "yes boss. Aapni jaa bolben, aaj theke aapnar chakor tai korbe". Maa amar kaan ta tene dhore bollo, "ei tumi amar chakor, ami bolechi ekbaro ei shob. Keno baje kotha bolcho". Ami bollam, "uff, ei charo, gari chalachi ami, amader biye holo 30 minutes age, eri modhe borer kaan tancho. Darao tomake shashti debo bari giye. Age bolo, mishti khabe ekhon[kaan rograte rograte bollam] ?". Maa kemon adure gola bollo, "besh korechi kaan tenechi, amar bor, ami jaa iche korbo, kaan tanbo, chul tanbo, marbo, ador korbo, shob korbo. Amar kochi bor ke ekhono amakei manush korte hobe, nahole shob taka ei bhabei nosto korbe. Tomar kono appotti ache ? Ar, ki shashti debe amai ?". Maa ke prochondo misti lagche, ami bole bojhate parbo na. I've always wanted this kind of connection with a woman, sexual or physical relationship'er oto ta dorkar nei, but ekta sundor mental understanding, khub exciting ar healthy hoi. Ami bollam, "bari cholo na, bujhbe. Amar shob shorto mante hobe tomai, kotha dao. Tarpor tumi amar sathe jaa iche koro, ami kichu bolbo na". Maa bollo, "ami raji, bor'er shob shorto sona bouer daito. Tobe ekhon ar kothau darate hobe na, bari cholo age. Tumi khub tired chile, ektu rest korbe bari giye. Kintu society'e gate ta ki kore cross korbo ei bhabe mukh ar matha bhorti sindoor niye ?". Ami bollam, "Oh tumi oto bhebo na, tumi amar dike mukh kore, ghomta ta puro mukh obdi tene namiye niyo, ami gari ta garage'er bhitor dhokale tarpor tumi gari theke nemo. Bas ar keu kichu jante parbe na. Eto tension kiser, ami achi to. Tobe, amar na khub anondo hoche, aaj amader biye holo shona. I'm married". Maa amar kotha shune, hanste shuru korlo, ar ami o smile korte korte drive kore society'r dike egiye gelam.