Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৮০

Jani na koto khun ami prai semi concious hoye pore chilam Maa'er buk'e, joriye dhore chilam but chepe dhori ni, kintu Maa amake joto ta pare chepe dhore chilo, hoito bujhte perechilo, eto taratari du bar maal charar por, amar ar kono energy baki thakbe na. Maa ekhon amar peeth'e haat bolache ar bolche, "ki go, shanti holo, ebar ektu chad'e cholo, puro gheme chan kore gacho to". Ami ektu wait kore shara dilam, "hhmmm, jachi. Acha shotti kore bolo to, sudhu ki amar shanti holo, tomar hoi ni, ekhon shob dosh Rajesh Ghosh, bah". Bole Maa ke joriye dhorei, ektu support niye paa shoja kore daralam, Maa hansche ar bolche, "haan tai to, shob to tomar'i dosh. Dhukiyecho tumi, ebar bojho, heee heeeee". I swear ami bujhte pari ni, kokhon amar dhon Maa'er gud theke beriye eshechilo, kintu ekhon dekhchi, puro netiye choto hoye gache, ar sada foam'e bhorti amar tolpet ar dhon’er chul gulo. Kheyal korlam, Maa ekhon amar dhon'er dikei dekhche ar kemon michke michke hansche. Siri gulo to puro Maa'er ar amar peshaab ar rosh'e bhorti hoye ache, paa'o slip korche ektu ektu, ami haat bariye Maa ke bollam, "esho, otho, chad'e jai cholo, tumi'o to gheme gacho". Maa amar haat dhore bollo, "utchi baba utchi, ei tumi jol'er bottle ta enecho, ektu jol khetam", bole uthe daralo siri te, tarpor amar pichon'e siri'r niche'r landing ta'r dike takiye dekhe bollo, "oi to jol'er bottle ta, dekhecho pore gache okhane, ei ota ki go laal moton, dekhechi dekhechi mone hoche". Ami pichon fire dekhi, sotti jol'er bottle ta paa lege pore gache niche landing ta te, ar tar pashe pore ache Durex'er lubricant'er bottle ta, jeta Maa laal laal bolche. AMi ghar ghuriye Maa'er view ta block kore ekta siri opore uthe dariye bollam, "O kichu na, tumi cholo, ami jol'er bottle ta niye aschi, gheme gacho koto ta, ish ebar shorir kharap korbe to, cholo cholo[bole prai jor kore thele Maa ke dhore siri diye upore tull lam chad'er landing'e, tarpor haat dhore chad'e bar korlam but Maa ektu resist korchilo]. Ki holo cholo, dekho ki sundor haowa ache chad'e, esho", bole ektu tanlam, kintu Maa bollo, "na na, tumi age amar saya ta dao, oi dekho oi gach tar upor pore ache[bole ekta gach'er upor point kore dekhalo] langto hoye chad'e, na na". Ami bollam, "ei gham na dhuye, nijer peshaab ar gud'er rosh[boltei Maa kemon blush kore matha nichu kore daralo] na dhuye tumi saya pore nebe. Ar emon korcho jeno chad'e age tumi langto how ni. Ar amader chad, ei society'r shob theke unchu chad, ar ashe pashe amader kono bari nei, ar eto raat'e keu tar bou ke chudte chad'e ghurbe na amar moton, tai kono bhoi nei tomar, cholo asho[bole Maa'er haat dhore chad'e bar korlam, Maa ar resist korche na, khali lojja pache]. Eshe ekhane darao[bole Maa ke ekta jaigai dar koralam], ami jol'er bottle ta niye aschi, ar tarpor tomai shara gaa ami garden hose ta diye dhuiye debo, tarpor tumi saya poro, theek ache. Ebar ektu darao, ami aschi". Bole chad'er dorja diye niche ashte jachi, Maa'er gola pelam, "huh! koto dhong, bou ke eto raat'e langto kore chad'e rekhe[ami ar darai ni, dorja diye bhitore dhuke, aste aste kore siri diye niche eshe, jol'er bottle ta ar lube'er bottle ta haat'e tullam, ish puro peshaab'e top top korche bottle duto, kono rokom'e haat'e niye upore uthlam, dekhlam Maa ar bok bok korche na]". Chad'e giye Maa'er pashe bottle duto rakhtei Maa jol'er bottle ta theke jol khete giye Lube'er bottle ta dekhe bollo, "ei tumi abar eita[bole kemon blush kore amar dike takiye bollo], na mane, eita'r ki dorkar chilo". Ami bollam, "dorkar to chilo, amar bou tar pod'e shukno dhon dhokate gele, jodi betha pai, tai to ebar theke bhije dhon dhokabo, jate amar ei sundor bou ta betha na, sudhu anondo pai", Maa'er gaal duto blush korate puro laal laal hoye gache, kichu bolte parche na, matha nichu kore lojja pache haat'e jol'er bottle ta niye. Ami ar kotha na bariye, garden hose ta niye tap ta on kore Maa'er kache ashlam, dekhi Maa jol'er bottle ta khule jol khete jache, ami baron kore bollam, "ei darao darao, bottle'er cap ta lagao abar, tomar ki matha kharap, dekhcho na bottle ta bhije, oto peshaab korle, siri bhorti kore, shob bhijiye diyecho, darao age dhuye di, tarpor jol kheo, darao". Bole garden hose ta Maa'er dike point kore, hose'er tap ta khultei, Maa'er pet theke paa shob bhijiye dilam jol diye. Maa chot fot korche, haat tule atkache amake, ar bolche, "ei ei darao darao, ufff bapre, koto ei koto jore jol dicho, darao dekhachi", bole jol'er bottle ta fele, egiye elo aamar dike, ami bhablam, hose ta bondho korte bolbe, kintu na, Maa haat bariye, hose ta dhore amar dike hose ta ghuriye dilo, bas oto jore jol ehse amar pet komor, paa shob bhijiye dilo. Keu kono din kolponao korte parbe na, eto raat'e 3 tola'r chad'e, amra shami-stree aka Maa chele, langto hoye chan korchi ar korachi. Amar gaaye jol chitiye, Maa mone hoi khub moja pache, haste haste bolche, "ki shona, ebar kemon moja ? khub na, amai chan korachile, ebar ami tomai chan korabo, ei dekho, heeeee heeeee". Bole amar komor'e, ar kolbhag'e dhon'er upor bhalo kore jol diche, ek dik theke bhalo, je amar dhon ta porishkar hoche, tai ami ar baron na kore, ghure giye pichon fire daralam, Maa'er dike. Maa bujte pere, amar peeth'e jol diye, nijer haat diye, bhalo kore rogre rogre dhuye dilo, tarpor amar pacha'i jol diye bollo, "Ei tumi ektu nichu hoye paa fank kore darao to, tomar pachai siri'r nongra lege ache, porishkar kore dichi darao". Ami to ar nijer pacha dekhte pabo na tai Maa'er kothai bishash kore, ektu shamne jhuke daralam paa fank kore. Maa ektu jol dilo hose diye amar pacha'r upor, tarpor hose ta bondho kore amar duto pacha du haat'e dhore, ektu fank korlo, bepar ta ektu odd, tai Maa ke pichon na firei jiggesh korlam, "shona tumi abar ki korcho bolo to, dhowa hoi ni, ki emon nongra lege ache je pacha fank korcho". Maa pacha duto tene fank kore, kichu bollo na, kintu kemon jeno gorom haowa amar pacha te porche, ami ghar ta ektu ghuriye dekhi, Maa'er matha ar amar pacha'r fank'er kache, shit. Tahole ki Maa'er nishash porche amar pachai, what is she upto.