Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৮৩

Maa amar gola peye, slab'er upor theke neme elo, amar pichon'e eshe amar peeth'e haat dite ami ghure dekhi, Maa oi gaa pocha bhije saya ta nijer dud'er kache dhore, amar dike isharai jiggesh korche, 'niche ke'. Ami Maa ke haath dekhiye darate bollam, ar ghure abar karnish theke niche takiye Mahesh Da'r dike takiye dekhi se ebar amader chad'er dikei dekhche, kintu amake dekhte pache na bodhoi, haan tai to, epash opash khunjche chad'er. Ashole, oi street lamp ta theek barir shamnei to, ar ota 1st floor'er shamne, ar Mahesh Da almost otar nichei dariye, tai okhane dariye upore takaleo, shob ondhokar'i lagbe. Ami haat nariye bollam, "ei to Mahesh Da, dekhte pacho ebar. Ei jo". Mahesh Da tao epash opash kujhte kujhte bollo, "ke Boro Babu ? Kothai go, dekhte pachi na to, khali sunte pachi". Ami bollam, "dekhte pacho na, ei to ami, haath narchi, ei je, tumi je dike dekhcho, okhanei dariye, ei je. Tumi eto raat'e ki kujhcho ekhane ?". Maa amar pachai, pichon theke ekta pinch kore aste kore bollo, “ei, keno dakcho Mahesh ke, O dekhte pache na bhaloi to, bekar bekar keno jhamela baracho bolo to ?”. Ami Maa’er kothai patta na diye, abar niche takalam, dekhi Mahesh Da ekta haat tule amar baan pash'er karnish'e point kore takiye bollo, "O tumi ki okhane, tumi kono aowaj pao ni ektu agei, khub jore, Sheyal[fox] daka'r moton, khub jore. Ami bathroom'e jete giye aowaj ta peye chute elam, epash thekei elo, tai lathi niye khujchi, Tumi eto raat'e chad'e ki korcho, tomai ekhono dekhte pachi na to Boro Babu". Ami bolte jabo, dekhi Maa amar daan dike eshe karnish'er niche unki marche, haath'e saya ta dud'er kache chepe dhora. Mathai ekta dustu budhi elo, Maa'er pichon'e giye, Maa ke japte dhore karnish'er kache chepe dhore, ek taan'e saya ta maa'er haat theke shoriye dilam, Maa amake thele paliye jete chaichilo, ami chepe dhore rakhlam, tarpor jore Mahesh Da ke bollam, "na to kono aowaj to kheyal kori ni, Shiyal'i hobe hoito, pichon'e jaa jungle. Tumi eto raat'e eka ki korbe, jao giye shuye poro, shokale dekho. Amar eto gorom'e ghum hoche na tai chad'e ektu ghurchi, bujhle". Maa chotfot korte korte aste kore whisper korlo, "ei charo, Mahesh dekhe felbe, ish ebar ki tumi nijer bou ke langto kore sara society ke dekhiye berabe, charo na, ei ish ki baje go tumi, dekhe felbe ekhuni". AMi aste kore Maa ke bollam, "o amakei dekhte pache na, tomai ki kore dekhbe, ar tumi langto seta O ki kore dekhbe, karnish tai prai 3.5ft unchu, bekar bhoi peo na to, esho ektu ador kori tomai". Bole Maa ke chepe dhore, ekebare karnish'er sathe thekiye, pichon theke amar dhon ta Maa’er pachai chepe, Maa’er dud duto chotkate chotkate, Maa ke ektu shamne jhukiye dilam, Maa'er dud duto puro karnish'er upor, ami bonta duto amar angul'er fank'e rograte rograte, niche Mahesh Da ke dekhlam, Maa'o khub bhoi’e chokh bondho kore ache, ar kono upai o nei Maa'er kache, ami chepe dhore achi okhane. Dekhi Mahesh Da oi amar baan pash'er karnish'er dike takiye’i bollo, "haan theek'i bolcho, Shiyal'i hobe, theek ache, shokalei ekbar ghure jabo jungle ta. Shotti Boro Babu, boddo gorom go. Ami jai tahole". Maa dekhlam chokh duto khule, ektu unki marche niche, ektu relaxed ekhon karon nijeo bujhte parche je Mahesh Da kichui dekhte pache na, jodio din'er bela hole definitely dekhte peto. Maa aste kore bollo, "ei Mahesh shotti kichu dekhte pache na to, dekho oi dike dekhe kotha bolche". AMi dustumi kore, Maa'er dud duto ektu jore chotke dilam ar sathe bonta duto bhalo kore rogre dilam, Maa jore chechalo, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn uffff", ar chotfot korte shuru korlo. Mahesh Da abar oi ulto dik'er plot ta'r gach pala'r dike takiye bollo, "oi sunle Boro Babu, abar daklo, khub kache ache mone hoi Shiyal ta, sunle to". Ore beta, Mahesh Da tahole ektu age Maa'er gud'er rosh chara'r chechano sune edike esheche ar Shiyal dakche bhabche. Acha, tahole eta amar barir Shiyal, Mahesh Da abar ektu egiye giye, oi plot'er boro boro grass'er modhe lathi ta diye nariye dekhche, ami ashte kore Maa ke bollam, "Sunle to, Shiyal dakche, tumi kintu chechiyo na, kamre dite pare tomakeo", bole Maa'er peeth'e ekbar alto kore kamre dilam. Maa jore henshe fele bollo, "pocha lok, ish, iche kore korle na, chi, ekhuni kelenkari hoye jeto, O jodi dekhe felto, baje lok, darao dekhachi, Shiyal ki ki korte pare", bole nichu hoye, jhop kore boshe porar moton kore, amar haath'er tola diye side theke beriye abar slab'er dike palalo hanste hanste. Jai hok na keno, Maa ke hansle prochondo cute lage. Jai hok, ami niche Mahesh Da ke bollam, "Mahesh Da, chere dao, kothai kamre debe tomai, tokhon hite biporit hobe. Tumi giye shuye poro, kaal shokale boro kaaj ache tomar". Mahesh Da ghure dariye abar age je dike takachilo sekhane takiye bollo, "Boro kaaj, theek ache jachi, kintu ki Kaaj go ?". Ami bollam, "shokal holei jante, aaaaaaaaaahhhh[amar pachai ke kamralo, pichon fire dekhi Maa ubu hoye boshe amar pacha ta kamre diye ekhon chusche]". Ei ek mohilla, kokhon ki kore, kono theek nei, odike Mahesh Da niche theke bollo, "ki go Boro Babu, ki holo, theek acho ?". Maa edike amar dike takiye michke henshe aste kore bollo, "ebar bolo, tomar Shiyal tomai kothai kamralo, bolo bolo", bole amar pacha duto tene fank kore, amar pod'er futo te ekta kiss kore nicher dike jeeb diye chatche. Na na Mahesh Da ke ekhan theke bhagate hobe ekhuni, ami ghure karnish theke niche takiye Mahesh Da ke bollam, "arey chad bhorti gach ppaaaaaaaaaaa la[Maa amar dhon ta nijer mukhe dhukiye chushche, bapre ei bhabe pichon theke dhon chosha jai jantam na to, ufff ki bhabe paa'er fank theke pichon'e tene tene chusche, na na Mahesh Da ke bhagai age] gach pala ache to, oi pipre kamre dilo, tumi jao shhhhhh[uufff ki jore suck korche Maa amar dhon ta], tumi shuye poro, amio jai. Kaal sokal'er kaaj ta tomar surprise. Jao jao shuye po[bapre, ar to dhon ta pichone jache na, bichir thole te atke ekebare chepte jache, tao Maa tanche mukh diye, ufff] shuye poro. Goodnight". Mahesh Da ar kotha na bariye sudhu bollo, "theek ache Boro Babu, tarmane boro kaaj tai to, bujhte perechi. Goodnight, tumio shuye poro, ami gelam". Bole okhan theke egiye gelo nijer room'er[main gate'er pashe] dike. Mahesh Da visual sight'er baire jetei ami pichon'e haat diye Maa'er matha ta amar dhon theke shoralam thele. Maa kemon ekta michke hanshi diye bollo, "ki Shiyal'er bor, khushi hoi ni ekhono, ebar to Shiyal'er upor chapbe naki". Bolei nijer uthe pore, hanste hanste abar slab'er dike palalo. AMio gelam Maa'er pichon'e, lube'er bottle ta haath'e niye. Dekhi Maa slab'er upor nijer haat diye jhunke, amar dike pacha duto kore, paa fank kore dariye. Ami egiye giye bollam, "ki korcho ?". Maa ghar ghuriye amar dike takyie bollo, "ki abar, tomar jonno opekha korchi, nao asho ebar". Ami egiye giye lube'er bottle ta slab'er upor rekhe, Maa'er pachai haath buliye ekta chor marlam, Maa 'aaaaaaaaahhhhhh' kore uthlo. Ami pachai haath bolate bolate bollam, "shona tumi maat tar upor shuye, ager moton paa bhanj kore thako. Aaj ami amar bou ke dekhte dekhte pod chudbo". Maa shoja hoye dariye amar dike fire takiye kemon blush korte korte bollo, "Mahesh'er shamne nongrami korar shomai mone chilo na, ami shiyal, tai na". Bole Maa kemon dhong kore, hama guri diye maat'er upor uthe, amar dike pacha kore ektu komor nariye bollo, "age tomar favourite jaigai kiss koro tarpor onno kichu". Ami niche takiye dekhi amar dhon shokto einth hoye ache, ar Maa'er thutu te ekdom chan kore, ami ektu egiye giye, Maa'er pacha duto tene fank kore, pod'er futo te shoja mukh diye, ektu chatlam, jeeb dhukiye ektu thutu'o dilam, tarpor gud'er fank tao tola theke ekbar chete shore elam. Maa khali 'hhhmmmmmmmmmmm aaahhh mmmmmmmm' aowaj korche. Ami lube'er bottle ta haath'e tule bollam, "nao ebar pacha duto fank kore dhoro ami eta tomar sundor pod'e lagai ektu, tene fank koro dekhi". Maa badho meye'r moton nijer buk ta nichu kore, maat'e thekiye, nijer haat duto pichon'e ene, nijer pacha duto dhore tene fank korlo, ami lube'er cap ta khule dekhi arek kando, oi bottle ta mukh ta to puro gud'er moton, kemon kata middle ta, ami bottle ta jore press korle, fank hoye jache ar ektu ektu lube thele beroche, ki shob invention re baba. Maa ebar ektu birokti'r shure bollo, "ki go kokhon theke wait korchi, tumi eta ota kore shomai nosto korcho, je kaaj ta jonno chad'e anle, setai korcho na. Ar kokhon korbe, shobe kokhon tahole ?". Ami kono kotha na bole, lube'er bottle tar mukh ta Maa'er pod'er futo'r upor rekhe jore press korlam, Maa bollo, "ki thanda go, ei ar na, onek ta dhuke gache pod'e, ar diyo na, eto ta lagena, dekhebe tomar'o bhalo lagbe aaj". Ami lube'er bottle tar mukh'e cap ta lagiye side'e rakhlam, Maa nijei nijer pacha chere, shoja hoye shuye, ager moton paa duto bhanj kore, haantu duto nijer buk'er kache tene dhore, pacha fank kore amai bollo, "nao tomar bou ready, ebar shuru koro shona, ar deri koro na go, dhukiye dao na ebar". Ami age ektu nichu hoye, Maa'er pod'er kache takiye dekhi, lube ta pod theke kichu ta beriye, rectum'er ashe pashe lege ache, khub sundor ekta smell asche, jani na ki flavor ei lube tar, oto bhalo kore dekhi ni. Ami ebar uthe dariye, slab'er aro kache giye, Maa'er pacha duto du haath'e dhore, nijer dhon ta egiye pod'er kache thekate gelam, but holo na, Maa onek ta bhitore dhuke shuye chilo, Maa nijei bujhte pere, maat'er upor peeth ghoshe ghoshe egiye elo joto khun na amar dhon ta Maa'er pod'e theklo. Dhon'er matha ta Maa'er pod'er futo te lege thaka lube tate lagte kemon thanda thanda laglo, abar kemon ekta tingling feeling holo, theek bole bojhate parbo na, ektu odd feeling.