Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৯২

Driver ta truck'er pichon'er gate ta khul tei dekhte pelam, puro pahar hoye ache, ar ceramic'er pot gulo'r majhe brown grass, oi jeta goru khai, khor naki. Kintu oto ceramic pot kintu amar garage'e dhukbe na, eta to gondogol hoye gelo. Ami driver ke bollam, "dada, kichu mone korben na, aapni gari ta egiye nin amar main gate'er kache, ashole eto tob amar garage'e dhukbe na, tahole bike ta bhitore rakhte parbo na". Lokta mukh theke ekta birokti'r aowaj korlo, kintu kichu bollo na, matha narte narte abar gari te uthe, gari ta ektu egiye nilo amar main gate'er ektu kache. Ami amar bari'r main gate ta khullam ar Maa ke chechiye bollam, "Maa ami ceramic'er tob gulo ekhane dhukiye nichi, pore upore tule rakhbo. Garage'e jaiga hobe na". Ground floor’er main door ta bondho, tai kono reply dilo na Maa. Jai hok, ami baire giye truck tar pichon theke ekta ekta kore ceramic'er pot namate gelam, kintu driver ta eshe bollo, "arey Dada daran apni, tana tani korle shob bhangbe, ami upore uthe aapar haath'e haath'e dichi, aapni rekhe ashun, ar ektu taratari korben". Jai hok, ami choto choto pot gulo age namiye niye, main door khule siri'r niche rakhlam aste aste, abar gelam aro duto pot niye dhokalam, Ratan Kaku ra egiye eshe bollo, "ei Raju, amra dhorbo naki, amra to khali achi re, amar gadha[Montu] ta kothai gelo". Ami chechiye bollam, "na kaku ami kore nebo, tomra tension niyo na". Third bar, gari theke pot gulo nite gelam, dekhlam oi reporter der bhir fank kore, ekta thana'r boro prison van dhuklo ar tar sathe aro duto thana'r gari elo. Constable gulo shob reporter der ebar jor kore thele shoralo. Bapre, ki build up, jeno Mogambo elo van'e kore. Nirghat oi suor Avi ta elo. Jai hok, ami abar pot nite gelam, kintu driver ta bollo, "arey dada, aapni shob choto tob gulo age nichen keno, boro gulo age nin, ogulo'r bhitor choto gulo dhuke jache to, choto gulo age nile, boro gulo ki kore rakhben[theek'i boleche lokta, ami boka'r moton kaaj korchilam]". Ami ar argue korlam na, driver je boro pot duto dilo, ogulo tule nilam, bapre dekhte halka holeo, ceramic pot khub bhari. Ami pot duto niye aste aste ego chilam, dekhlam Tulsi ar Pallavi kichu ekta haath'e kapor'er modhe mure niye Avi der bari theke berolo. Ami amader main gate'er kache ashchi, hotat pichon theke keu bollo, "Ei Raju Da", gola ta khub chena, ami dariye pore pichon ghure daralam, dekhi Ek jon constable Avi ke thele niye asche or bari'r dik'e. Or haath'e handcuff porano, mukh'e ekta surgical mask, ar matha nera, kintu or daan gaal’e stitch mark gulo mask’er side theke dekha jache, amar chor’er proman ota. Gaye ekta white shirt ar ekta pajama pore ache mone hoi, naki ota pant. Hotat chechiye uthlo Avi, "aaj tomar jonno ami ekhane, charbona tomai", bole nijer ekta paa tule, nijer paa'er choti ta churlo amar dik'e. Amader modhe 6 ft moton distance hobe, tai hoito ami ektu side'e shore ota dodge korte parlam, na shorle, choti ta amar pet'er kache kothau laglo, kintu oi choti dodge korte giye, amar haath theke slip kore ekta boro ceramic pot pore benge gelo. Ratan Kaku ra amar garage'er kache dariye chilo, hotat kore chechiye uthlo, "ei ei dhor beta ke, mar mar". Amar tokhon nijer bhenge jaowa ceramic pot'er chinta hochilo, ami niche takiye dekhi, oto boro pot ta puro ta bhange ni, tobe ekta side bhenge kunchi kunchi hoye gache. Ami nichu hoye boshe, amar arek haath'er pot ta rastai rekhe, oi bhange pot ta tar upor boshiye, choto choto ceramic'er kunchi gulo ekta ekta kore tulchi, ar odike checha mechi’r aowaj sunte pachi, kintu amar sundor notun pot ta bhenge gelo, jai hok, shobe uthe darate jabo pot gulo ek sathe kore dhore. Kichu ekta amar matha'r side theke 'wok wok' kore aowaj kore ure gelo, ar ek second pore'i Avi'r mora kanna sunte pelam, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, bhenge dilo. Banchao amai, Mmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa, mere fello era". AMi pot gulo dhore shonge shogne uthe dariye dekhi, ekta lathi Avi'r paa'er kache rastai pore ache, ar Avi nichu hoye nijer oi paa ta'r shin bone ta dholchilo ar kandchilo, je paa'er choti chure amai marte gelo. Ratan Kaku ra Avi’r pash’er constable’er sathe dhakka dhakki korchilo, kintu scene ta dekhe theme gelo, kintu oke marlo ke, odik theke duto constable chute asche Avi'r dike, sathe oi officer tao, je amake prothom’e bok chilo. Hotat keu amar kandh'e pichon theke haath dilo, ami ghure dekhi Tulsi, amai dekhe bollo, "tum theek ho Rajesh ? I'm sorry is ke liye, mujhe nahi pata tha yeh sab hoga". Ami bollam, "I'm all right, but yeh tut gaya[amar haath’er bhanga pot’er dike takyie bollam, tarpor oke abar jiggesh korlam], par Avi ko mara kisne ?". Tulsi amar pashe dariye'i ghar ghuriye Pallavi ke bollo, "Call Mohan Chettan now", tahole ki Pallavi marlo Avi ke, ar Tulsi amar kotha ta avoid korlo keno. Pallavi doure Sukanto Kaku der bari'r bhitore dhuklo. Ratan Kaku ra amar pichon'e eshe dariye poreche, ar oi constable ra Avi ke ghire dariye ache ekhon. Ratan Kaku bollo, "tui theek achish Raju ? Oi lompot ta aaj bhalo shasti peyeche. Besh hoyeche", ki shashti pelo Avi, ami jiggesh korbo tar agei Pallavi oi Mohan ar tar sathe K. Ravi ke deke niye eshe Tulsi'r kache elo. Tulsi amar kandh theke haath shoriye bollo, "rājēṣine ī tem'māṭi ākramikkukayāyirunnu[Rajesh was just attacked by this rascal], take him inside and make sure he can't move at all". Mohan amar dike takiye ekta haath tule bollo, "you're ok na Rajesh ? sorry it happened, I'll take over now", bole egiye gelo Avi'r dike, K. Ravi'o amake bollo, "sorry Rajesh, it shouldn't have happened". Bole ora dujon'e egiye gelo constable der kache, tarpor chechalo Mohan, "aisa criminal ko leke jaiga, ek constable catch karta hai kya criminal ko ? department ka naam kharab karta hai tum log, iska face covered kyun nahi hai, sirf mask why ?", bole Avi'r matha'r chul ta dhore tene oder bari'r dike niye gelo, ar pashe K. Ravi'o gelo Avi'r ekta haath chepe dhore, ar Avi langrate langrate chechache, "aaaaaaahhh lagche lagche, char amai char. Raju da ami charbo", ‘ghup’ kore ekta aowaj holo, ami dekhte pelam na, ki holo karon constable gulo oder ghire egiye jachilo, kintu kichu to ekta holo, mone hoi abar mar khelo Avi, karon er por sudho or chechano'r aowaj pelam oder bari dhoka'r time'e, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, mere fello amai era". Subhash Kaku bollo, "Raju tor gaye lage ni to choti ta ?", ami na ghure, okhane dariye'i bollam, "ami theek achi, sudhu ei tob ta bhenge gache, kintu tokhon Avi ke marlo ke ?". Ratan kaku ektu hanshlo, kotha theke Montu doure eshe bollo, "aaj ker hero kintu heroine, tomar pashei to dariye, bapre ki aim go, kotha theke lathi ta churlo ar theek Avi da'r oi paa'ei laglo". Tarmane Tulsi mereche Avi ke. Ami or dike dekhchi dekhe, O matha ta nichu kore amar haath'er bhanga ceramic'er pot'er kunchi gulo dekhche haath diye, Pallavi eshe bollo, "rājēṣ chettan ninakk sukhamāṇēā[Rajesh brother, ar you ok. kintu ami ki kore bujhbo Ok ki bollo, tai O nijei bollo]. You ok na ?". Ami matha nere haan bollam, tarpor Tulsi ke jiggesh korlam, "tumne mara usko ?". Tulsi puro avoid kore gelo topic ta, ulte amai bollo, "yeh to tut gaya, lao mein rakh deti hoon". bole oi bhanga pot ta tule nilo amar haath theke, amar kichu bolar agei, ar tule niye, main door diye bhitore dhuke gelo, ar pichon pichon Pallavi’o dhuklo, jodio O ekbar ghar ghuriye bollo, “sorry chetan”, ami boka'r moton dariye chilam. Ratan kaku bollo, "Raju, ei bhabe hobe na re, onek shomai lagbe, tui dara toder dorja'r bhitore, amra shobai chain hoye dariye porchi ekhane, haath'e haath'e egiye di, tahole taratari hobe. tui jaa ghore'r kache dara, ei Montu, ai kaaj kor, sara khun okaj kore berachish gadha". Bole ora shobai line kore dariye porlo, ami ar ki bolbo, ami gate khule ghore dhuke daralam, Tulsi ar Pallavi, ground floor'er dorja bondho korei Maa'er sathe kotha bolche, ami siri'r tolai ekta ekta kore, pot rakhte thaklam, khub beshi hole 15 minute laglo, tar modhei shob hoye gelo rakha. Jodio eri modhe Tulsi ar Pallavi bari theke beriye gelo, kintu amar sathe ar kotha hoi ni oder, jodio bhanga pot ta dekhte pelam na siri’r tolai, kothai dhokalo Tulsi otake. Shob pot rakha'r por, ami baire eshe oi truck driver dada ke Thank you bollam, uni bollen, "acha dada, ekhane ki hoyechilo, ar oi chele ta aapnake marte gelo keno, oi meye tai ba ke, je oke marlo lathi chure ?". Ratan Kaku bollo, "bhai sei shob jene tomar ki, tomar kaaj sesh, tumi kete poro, dekhcho to eto officer ghurche, kokhon kake dhorbe, kono theek nei". Driver ta ar kono kotha barai ni, chole gelo. Ami dekhlam shob hoye gache, kintu amader society'r bhir komche na, hotat mone pore gelo press conferecne'er kotha ta, tai Ratan Kaku der ektu side'e deke bollam, "Kaku ami tomader na bole ekta kotha bole felechi Tulsi ke". Subhash Kaku ektu bhuru tule bollo, "ekhon ar ACP bolbi na Raju ? Direct naam dhorei", bole ora nije der modhe hansha hanshi korlo ektu, mithe bolbo na, amio ektu lojja peye gelam. Tarpor Montu bollo, "O acha, tahole, Raju Da ar oi Madam'er modhe cholche, ore baba". Ratan Kaku Montu ke na mere ebar bollo, "ei ta tui theek bolechish gadha, eta to amrao chaichilam, ebar biye ta kor Raju, Ghosh Da’r khub iche chilo, tor biye ta dekhe jabe, seta to ar holo na". Shit, era dhore feleche, na na era tease korar age, ashol kotha ta bole ni. AMi bollam, "arey oi shob pore dekha jabe, age jeta bolchi shono na. Aaj ei shob kichu hoye gele, era chole jabe, kintu amader state'er thana ar Bengaluru'r thana theke joint press conference korbe bolchilo, ar ei press conference ta Tulsi ke, mane ACP Ramakrishna ke korar daito diyeche, tai ami oke amader ekhan'er club theke conference korte bolechi, karon amader scoiety'r baire oi reporter ra eto din bhir kore chilo, shobai ke dhokar shomai, beronor shomai ulto palta question koreche. Eta bondho howa unchit, tai ami tomader na bolei, oke bolechi, press conference ta ekhan theke korte, tate, reporter rao shob jante parbe ekhan theke, tahole amader ar birokto korbe na. Tomra ki bolo, bhul korechi kichu ?". Surojit Kaku eto khun por bollo, "na na eta theek ache, joto taratari shombhob oi reporter der bhagate hobe, amader society niye jache tai khobor chorache ashe pashe. Tui ekdom theek korechish Raju, ki bolo Ratan Da". Ratan Kaku bollo, “haan haan, eta to khub bhalo khobor Raju, tui shotti society’r president’er moton kaaj’i korechish. Ei tahole to club ta porishkar korate hobe, ar table chair shob bar korte hobe[bole Subhash Kaku ke bollo]. Ei Subhash tui Mahesh ke niye ei pash’er tin’er ghor theke, 2 to spot light, 10 ta chair ar bhalo dekhe ekta table cloth bar kore an, ami ar Surojit club ta guchiye ni”. Ami bollam, “Ratan Kaku, ekhuni hobe na presser ta, hoito bikele hobe, age eder kaaj ta sesh hok, tarpor Avi ar kaki ke ekhan theke bar kore niye jabe, tarpor hobe presser ta. Ek kaaj kori na, age amra shobai lunch kore ni, tarpor dhoro oi 3:30pm’e club’e meet kori, tarpor ek sathe haath lagiye shob guchiye nebo, ki bolo tomra ?”. Ratan Kaku bollo, “haan tao kora jai, tahole amra ekhon ghore chole jachi, lunch ta shere, eke bare 3:30pm te club’e meet kori, ei Mahesh[Mahesh da ebar ektu dure dariye chilo, tai oi jhamala’r shomai’o dekhte pai ni beta ke, hoito safe side’e thaka’r jonno dure chilo, kintu daak shune chute elo]. Shon, bolchi tui giye taratari kheye ne, tarpor 3:15pm nagat, oi je chele ta light lagai na, arey oi je Radhe Shyam mishti’r dokan’er pashe’er dokan’er chele tare, oi Oke deke ante parbi club’e ?”. Electrician deke ki hobe, ami jiggesh korte jabo Mahesh da’i bollo, “electrician diye ki hobe Ratan Da ? Kichu kharap hoyeche tomar barite ?”. Ratan Kaku abar jhajiye uthlo, “Montu’r biye debo ekhuni, tai light fan lagbe, hoyeche, sunechish. Eto kotha bolish keno, age shon na purota. Oke bolbi duto boro pedestral fan ante ar spot light’er stand, bas tatei hobe, ar aaj dupurei chai shob ta”. Surojit Kaku kichu bolte jachilo, ami tar age bollam, “Ratan Kaku, ei shob keno koracho, shob to roiche amader pujo’r oi tin’er ghor’e, haan spot light’er stand nei, ota nahoi kothau bendhe debo, ar boro fan to ache 4 te. Tahole abar fan bhara korbe keno ?”. Shobai amar kotha shune matha narlo kintu Ratan Kaku bollo, “arey na na, oi fan gulo nongra pore gache, ar chole na, mane oi eto din use hoi ni, jodi chalai ke jane ki hoye jabe, tar theke duto fan bhara kore ni. Ar spot light kothai bandhbi bol, jaiga koi. Ar ei sob korar jonno to oi electric er loktake lagbe naki”. Ami bollam, “na na kauke lagbe na, Ei Mahesh Da, tumi ar Subhash kaku mile duto pedestral fan ar 2 to spot light bar kore eno ar 10 ta chair. Ami nije shob lagiye debo. Kauke lagbe na, bekar bekar ei rokom shomai tomra khorcha korte chaicho, ei to ko din porei Sukanto Kaku’r sradho shanti’r onusthan ta hobe, tokhon ki korbe”. Subhash Kaku bollo, “haan Ratan Da, eta kintu Raju theek boleche, sei to tokhon jinish potro lagbe, ar O jokhon bolche, chesta korei dekhuk na. Tui parbi to Raju[bole amar dike fire jiggesh korlo]”. Ami confidently matha narlam, Ratan Kaku bollo, “theek ache, tora bolchish jokhon, thak tahole, chol tahole amra bari jai, kheye ni shobai, tahole 3:30pm’e dekha hoche club’e[bole edik odik dekhe Montu ke bollo]. Ei gadha bari chol, onek udhar korechish amai, ebar kheye udhar kor, chol”. Ora shobai aste aste okhan theke beriye gelo, je jar barite. Amio aste aste nijer main gate diye dhukte giyeo, ekbar pichon fire dekhlam, constable ra reporter der onek ta dure shoriye diyeche ekhon. Ar edike Tulsi’r team ekhon puro puri Avi’r bari’r bhitore, main door tao bondho oder. Bari’r kache sudhu local thana’r officer ar constable ra ghora fera korche.