Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৯৩

Barite dhuke, age ground floor'e dhuklam, unki mere dekhlam, Maa kitchen'e kaaj korche, Maa goto kaal amar ranna kora khabar gulo fridge theke bar kore, gorom korche. AMi basin theke du bar handwash kore tarpor Mask khule, Kitchen'e dhuklam. Maa amai dekhte peye bollo, "ki, hoye gelo kaaj ? puro gheme chan kore gacho, amar kache asho, anchol ta diye muche dichi". Bole Maa nijer saree'r anchol ta kandh theke tene namiye, amar mukh'er gham pochate aschilo, kintu ami baron korlam, "na na darao, ami baire theke eshechi, nongra jama kapor, ami upore giye, haath paa mukh huye ashi ar tshirt ar shorts ta change kore ashi tar por amar gaye'e haath debe, kono risk niye labh nei ekhon[Maa khub khushi mon'e egiye aschilo, kintu amar kothai ektu dukho pelo, kintu Covid 19 je actually kotha theke chorache, bojha muskil, expert ra to bolche, virus ta kono kichu'r surface'eo onek khun active thake. Hotat mone porlo Tulsi ar Pallavi eshechilo, Maa ke to jiggesh kora holo na ora ki bollo]. Bolchi, tokhon TUlsi ar Pallavi elo, amake Tulsi bolchilo Sudha kaki tomar goyna ferot dite chai, amake naki chine nite hobe, kintu ami to goyna'r kichui bujhi na. Ora ki tomai goyna gulo dekhiyeche ?". Maa bollo, "haan Tulsi ar oi bacha meye ta niye elo to oi gulo. Dekho oi ghor'e ache, bichanai rakha ache, 3 te golar har, 2 jore[pair] kan'er dul ar 2 jora[pair] haath'er churi, shob guloi sonar, aro ekta rupo'r[silver] gola'r haar rekhechi okhane, kintu ami shotti mone korte parchi na, ota ami Sudha ke kobe diyechilam. Ota to amader safe'e rakha chilo mone ache amar. AMi Tulsi ke bollam, je hoito oita amar noi, Sudha bhul kore diyeche, kintu O bollo check kore tarpor oke janate". Ami bollam, "haan check kore tobei bolo, hoito tumi bhule gacho, kokhono diyecho, ar nahole ora Maa beta jemon jinish, hoito churi kore niyechilo, ar tumi janoi na ekhno". Maa bollo, "haan seta hote pare, mane ami bhule jete pari, kintu churi hobe ar ami jante parbo na, jani ki bolcho tumi. Acha tumi jao giye change kore esho, ami shob ready korchi aste aste", bole Maa abar ranna'i mon dilo. AMi kitchen theke beriye, amar room'e gelam, giye, bathroom'e dhuke age tshirt ar shorts ta khule ekta bucket'e fele arekbar gaa haath paa dhuye nilam, tarpor ekta fresh shorts ar tshirt pore nilam, hotat kheyal holo, ami bathroom'e je shorts ta khule rakhlam bucket'er modhe, tate to amar phone ta chilo, shit. Doure giye, phone ta shorts'er pocket theke bar korlam, thank goodness ami bucket'e kono jol di ni ekhono. Ei phone ta ami kotha kothai rekhe chole ashi, kheyal'i thake na amar. Phone ta on kore dekhi, shobe 1:20pm baje. Ekbar phone kore dekhbo Tulsi ke, je ora kokhon khete asbe barite, tobe Tulsi aaj kemon ekta distracted laglo, amar kotha'r uttor dilo na tokhon, even oi bhanga pot ta kothai je dhukiye rakhlo, dekhtei pelam na. Jai hok, oke call korlam, Tulsi directly bollo, "haan Rajesh bolo". Ami bollam, "haan, wo Maa puch rahi thi, tum log lunch ke liye kab tak aoge, any idea, fir sara khana usse thori der pehle, garam karengi". Tulsi ektu bhebe bollo, "mmm I'm not sure, abhi thora kaam baki hai, so another 45 minutes to an hour, maybe. I'm not sure, lets do one thing. Mein tumne call kar dungi, yahan pe khatam hone se pehle, theek hai na ? Tum ghar pe ho abhi ?". Ami bollam, "haan mein bas 2 minute pehle ghar aya, and wo idea theek hai, tum call kar dena aane se pehle, to mein sara khana garam kar dunga. So, kaam theek se chal raha hai, ya fir any complication". Tulsi bollo, "acha fine, haan waise complications to hai, but its ok, we can solve it. Theek hai bye". Tulsi kemon jeno mon mora sound korche, ki mone holo, ami ektu tease kore bollam, "Ok then, I love you, Bye". Tulsi kemon jeno ekta 'chick' kore mukh theke aowaj korlo, bujhte parlam na, O khushi holo na rege gelo. Ektu wait korlam, Tulsi jore jore nishash nichilo, ami phone'o sunte pachilam or nishash'er aowaj, tarpor or gola pelam, "Mohan Chettan, I'll be right back". O tarmane amar sathe kotha bolbe bole, okhan theke shore elo, shit amar bojha unchit chilo, O nijer team'er ashe pashe ache, Tulsi ektu pore besh bhari golai bollo, "Rajesh, I'm sorry[bole chup kore gelo, ektu naak tanlo, mone holo jeno fopache, jaaah abar ki holo, O kandche keno, ami ki kichu bhul korlam naki, or team’er shamne bollam bole ei rokom korche naki, tarpor bollo], aaj jo hua, wo nahi hona chahiye tha. I'm sorry Rajesh", Fuck shit, ami oke 'I love you' bollam, tar ei reply elo, bapre. AMi shotti confused hoye jiggesh korlam, "Tulsi are you ok, tum roo kyun rahi ho, theek to ho na tum, mein waha au kya ? Tum sorry kyun bol rahi ho, hua kya hai ? Acha pehle yeh batao, tum abhi kahan pe ho matlab, as pas tumhare team mates to nahi hai na ?". Tulsi fopate fopate bollo, "mein upar chat pe hoon, yahan koi nahi hai. Tum yahan mat ao Rajesh". Ami phone ta kaan'e diye'i doure, amader chad'e uthlam, bapre ki rodur, chad'e giye, Avi der bari'r diye takate dekhi Tulsi Avi der chad'er water tank'er pashe dariye ache, mukh’e mask ar kopal’e haath diye, Thank goodness oi jaiga tai ektu chaowa ache. Ami phone'e bollam, "now stop crying aur batao baat kya hai, aur sir pe haath rakh ke kyun khadi ho, itna bura kya ho gya. Aur upar itni garmi me kyun khadi ho ?". Tulsi ebar matha theke haath shoriye, chomke giye, epash opash dekhte dekhte, theek amader chad'er dike takiye dekhe ami dariye, ami oke haath nere hi korlam, Tulsi ke dekhe mone holo ektu khushi hoyeche amai dekhe, jodio mukh ta dekhte pachi na, but posture to bolche O khushi hoyeche, tarpor bollo, "Rajesh tum chat pe kya kar rahe ho, itni dhup me, arey andar jao, tabiyat kharab ho jayegi". Ami okhanei dariye bollam, "pehle tum batao, roo kyun rahi thi, mein ne to sirf I love you bola tha, aur tum din mein bhi mujhe avoid kar rahi thi, I noticed, kya hua batao, itna puchne ka haq to hai na mujhe ?". Tulsi bollo, "nahi Rajesh, jo hua bahot bura hua, that rascal[ami prothom bar TUlsi ke aaj shokale ar ekhon Avi ke gala gal dite shunlam] shouldn't have thrown his slipper at you, its very very insulting". Tulsi'r mukhe mask ta ekhono ache, tai expression ta dekhte pachi na, but O boddo serious oi bepar ta niye, tai tokhon'o kichu bole ni, ami bollam, "arey yar, mujhe lagi to nahi, aur ulta tumne probably uska paid tod diya, ab plaster lagana padega, relax Tulsi, aur agar chappal lagta, to bhi, mein mar thori jata, its just a slipper". Tulsi kemon ragoto shore bollo, "when my father married my mother, and took her to his house, my grandpa threw his slipper at my mom and closed the door on them. Aur aaj wohi hua, mere samne, I can't accept it. Tumhe lagta hai, yeh choti baat hai Rajesh". Tulsi'r emotional howa ta shabhabik, Or Maa'er upor diye onek jhor gache, ar tar side effect Tulsi'r upor'o poreche, ami tai thanda mathai bollam, "I love you honey[Tulsi nijer chokh rograchilo, amar kotha ta sunei amar dike mukh tule takalo, O bar bar koshto pachilo nijer past'er jonno, ota O deserve kore na. AMi bollam]. I love you, to the moon and back. I know jab tak tum mere sath ho, mujhe kuch nahi hoga. Jo past mein hua hai, hum use theek to nahi kar sakte, par present me use zyada importance denge to aapno ko hi dukh pohochega. Tum ho na mere sath, bas forget everything else, we'll start a new chapter from scratch. Chalo asoo pocho, warna mein waha pohoch gaya to pakad ke kiss kardunga abhi, fir mat kehna mein ne warn nahi kiya tha". Tulsi lojjai pore matha nichu kore bollo, "Eee Rajesh, kya bol rahe ho tum, matlab kuch bhi, acha fine. Lo poch liya[bole amar dike takiye chokh'er jol puche nilo ar bollo], ab tum chat se niche jao, itni tez dhup hai. Mein bhi niche jati hoon". DEkhlam or mood ta ektu light hoyeche, ami bollam, "par mujhe mera wala nahi mila na abhi tak, tumhe kuch nahi kehna hai kya". Tulsi ektu lojja pelo, nijer paa diye Avi der chad'e line tanche khali khali, tarpor amar dike takiye bollo, "haan kehna hai na[bole kemon theme theme bollo kotha ta], Tum Mujhe Disturb Kar Rahe Ho[bole nijei henshe fello, onek khun pore or hanshi'r gola pelam, bhalo laglo]. Heee hheee, Abhi niche jao, bad mein baat karti hoon tumse. You know how to uplift my mood everytime". Ami bollam, "yeh galat hai, tumhe tumhara mil gaya, mujhe nahi milega, injustice, this is total injustice. Mein FIR karunga tumhare khilaf, you just wait[Tulsi amar kotha sune khil khil kore hansche]. Ab mein disturbance ban gaya, Fine I'm going for now, hisab baad mein pura karunga, tum bhi andar jao". Tulsi amar dike takiye ektu egiye elo amader chad'er dike, ar ektu henshe bollo, "hheee heeee, theek hai, jao FIR kardo mere against. Happy, ab niche jao[bolte ami niche chole jabo bole ghurchilam, O daklo khub adure golai, ami dariye pore or dike takalam]. Rajesh[bole chup kore amar dike takiye roilo 10-15 second, kichu bollo na, ek drishti te takiye roilo, tarpor bollo]. You know it already. Bye", bole ghure giye Avi der chad'er ghor'er bhitore dhuke gelo, ami jeno spellbound hoye jai TUlsi'r presence'e, norte pari na. O dhuke jaowar pore, amar hush firlo, O kemon kore takiye chilo ekhuni, she loves me a lot. Amio chad'er theke niche namte shuru korlam, hotat Tulsi'r text elo, "I'm lucky to have you in my life Hubby". Wow, O amai Hubby bollo, ki sundor lagche sunte. Ami oi shob bhabte bhabte niche amar ghor'e dhuke jol khelam ektu, eto khun chad'e rodur'e dariye full dehydrated hoye gechi, jodio TUlsi'r message ta onek ta re-hydrate koreche, kintu tao. Maa'er call elo, ami dhortei bollo, "arey kothai gele tumi, kokhon upore uthecho, niche nambe na naki, ektu niche esho, tumi tokhon theek'i bolchile, oi rupo'r[silver] har ta chilo na safe'e, khali box chilo otar, sunte pacho, niche esho". Ami bollam, "aschi aschi, darao", bole phone ta table'e rekhe, keno jani na, drawer ta khule oi lube'er bottle ta pocket’e niye niche chole gelam.