Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ১০

Ektu porei ar Asif ba Jamil'er gola ar pelam na, tahole bodhoi ora niche chole gache, ar Asif je ekhane amar Maa'er sathe nongrami korte eshechilo, seta or Baba Jamil jane na. Kintu amar Maa ei rokom chotolok'er sathe nongrami keno korche. Ki labh ete. Maa ebar chad'er ghor theke paa tipe tipe beriye elo, ar chad'er ghor'er dorja tar latch baire theke lagiye dilo, ufff Maa'er oi pacha ta ki sundor lagche, oi saree ta pora na pora eki bepar. Maa ebar Lahiri Kaku'r chad'er dike ekbar takiye, chad'er ghor theke niche neme elo, ami chad'er dorja'r okhan theke mukh shoriye, taratari kore siri diye, 1st floor'e neme elam, eshe hall'er pashe dariye roilam, Maa chad'er dorja ta tene bondho korlo. Tarpor niche neme elo, haat'er churi, sankha pola'r aowaj hoche. Maa 1st floor'e neme ar darai ni, shoja niche neme gelo, ami unki mere dekhlam, pacha ta duliye duliye niche namche Maa. Maa niche namtei ami hall'er wall'er pash theke beriye, nijer ghore'er dorja shamne theke khule dhuklam, bed'e boshe khali bhabchi, eta ki holo, amar Maa sesh'e oi kalo mistiri'r kache chodate gelo keno. Goto kaal amar bara dhore maal bar kore diye bollo, koto boro, koto mota, ar aaj sei mohilla arekta chele'r kache langto hoye gelo shokal shokal. Na na amake Maa'er sathe kotha boltei hobe ei bepare, kintu ki kore bolbo. Ei jah, ami to amar phone ta niye jetei bhule gechi, ish, ekta photo ba video kore rakhte parle ei bepar tar, ekta evidence thakto amar kache, karon I'm sure Maa amai mithe bolbe, directly jiggesh korlei, Maa aaj kaal amai kothai kothai mithe bolche, keno jani na. Ar oi suor Asif'er to aaj barota bajaboi ami. Kintu haat'e nate dhorte hobe dujon kei, tao proman shoho. Boddo bhul hoye gelo aaj, phone ta niye gelam na. Ami ghore boshe boshe, plan korlam je, aaj shokal'e kichu hoi ni, tar mane nischoi raat'e hobe, ami tahole aaj phone kore barite bolbo, amar aste deri hobe, kintu taratari bari fire ami lukiye shob ta dekhe, phone'e record korbo, tarpor dujon kei haat'e naat'e dhorbo. Ami ei shob bhabte bhabte, besh kichu ta shomai kete gelo, ami snan kore niche giye dekhi, Maa snan kore shobe bathroom theke sei laal par sada saree ta pore beriyeche, thakur ghore jache pujo korte. Ami boshlam dining'er chair'e. Maa thakur ghor theke beriye, haat dhuye oi saree ta porei, amar jonno bread toast kore dilo kitchen'e dhuke, pichon theke saree ta sei ager din'er moton, pacha'r fank'e dhuke ache. Maa amar dike ghure khabar dilo table'e, Maa ke dekhe amar henchki uthe gelo, shit, Maa'er shamne anchol ta puro bhije hoye lepte ache dud duto'r upor, fuck shit. Dud'er areola ar bonta duto sudhu je bojha jache tai noi, halka brownish color tao dekha jache saree'r upor diye. Ami henchki tulchi dekhe, Maa amar mathai fu diye ek glass jol diye bollo, "ki holo re baba, ei shokal shokal henchki tulchish keno". Ami ek drishti te Maa'er dud'er dike takiye achi dekhe ebar, Maa'o nijer dike matha nichu kore takiye dekhe bujhte parlo ami ki dekhchi, kintu raag na kore, ulte kemon ekta sur'e bollo, "ei Babu, shokal shokal bodmaishi na kore, khe ne, Maa'er dike oi bhabe takate nei, tui kha ami change kore aschi", bole dining theke beriye, ground floor'er bathroom'e abar dhuklo. Kintu nijer dud duto dhakar ba saree ta theek korar kono rokom chesta korlo na. Maa din'e din'e kirokom jeno hoye jache. Jai hok, Maa bathroom'e dhuke change kore fresh nighty pore, thakur ghore dhuke ekta ghoti haat'e niye siri'r dike jachilo, ami iche kore bollam, "kothai jacho ?". Maa jete jetei bollo, "roj ei shomai kothai jai mai, tui janish na ? Tulsi monche jol dite jachi, tui kha ami aschi". Ami bollam, "tumi shokal'e jaoni chad'e ?". Maa amar kotha ta sune jhop kore dariye porlo, amar dike ghure amar kache eshe kemon ghabre giye bollo, "na to, na na, ami to, ami to jai ni. Tui janish to, ami snan na kore jol di na TUlsi monche, tui janish na bol, tui janish to Babu". Maa amake convince korate chaiche, naki nije ke. Maa'er chokh'e mukhe bhoi porishkar bojha jache, ami to etai dekhte cheyechilam. Ami bollam, "haan tai to, ami bhule gechilam, tumi jao". Maa jeno hap chere banchlo. Ar kono kotha na bariye, ghure giye siri diye shoja upore uthe gelo. AMi'o breakfast sesh kore, sink'e plate ta rekhe, mukh dhuye, ekta jol'er bottle filter theke fill korchi, Maa'er phone'e ekta notification elo, ami ekbar takiye abar ghure nijer kaaj'e mon dilam, kintu tokhon'i amar mone holo, amar kache to Asif beta'r phone number nei, ami bottle ta rekhe. Age dinning table theke Maa'er phone ta on kore, contacts theke Asif'er number ta amar phone'e send kore, oi text ta delete kore dilam. Tarpor Maa'er whatsapp ta khule dekhi last message Asif'er i chilo, oi bhor belai. Ami ektu age theke message ta porte shuru korlam, bapre Maa to besh 2-3 din holo Asif'er sathe chat korche, mane jedin theke esheche, sedin thekei prai, emni te to serokom kichu chokhe porlo na, but goto kaal bikel'er text'e, Asif likche: "tu ukhane darai mu ke mut te dekhli can ?". Maa likhche: "ekdom baje kotha bolbe na, ami to amar chad'e ghurchilam, oshobho chele, tumi amader chad'er dike fire, lungi tule peshaab korte boshle ami ki korbo. Bathroom to ache, ota te jete parona, ei rokom lok'er chad'e peshaab kore keu". Asif likche: "tui to dab dab kori dekhli, ekun mu're oi sob bole ki hobe. Tu chaile sore to jetis, kintu tui to darai darai mu're mut'te dekhli, tar bela". Maa likche: "chi, ki baje kotha bolcho, ami amar chad'e dariye chilam, behaya chele, onno lok'er chad'er dike fire peshaab korchile keno tumi ? Ekhon aamke nongra kotha bolcho, amar chele'r thekeo boyosh'e choto tumi, lojja kore na ei rokom kotha bolte". Asif likche: "ba re, ekun mu baje holum, tui to mu're mut'te dekhe nijer voda ta ghosli, maxi'r upor theike, mu dekhlum to, bol mu jhut bolchi". Maa likche: "ei behaya, bodmash chele, ei shob nongra kotha bolle, Lahiri Da ke bole, security officer'e debo tomai, pith'er chal chamra gutiye debe". Asif likche: "tu der sohore, khali mar pit'i hoi, mu to kono jhut baat boli ni, sotti to tui nijer voda goshli mu're dekhe. Ekta sotti kotha bolbi, tur ki mor laura pochondo hoise ?". Maa likhche: "janowar chele, tumi chad'e esho, ekhuni esho, ami dekhechi tumi bari dhuke gecho ektu age. Ami chad'e aschi, tarpor tomar pith'er chal tulbo, tumi chad'e eso". Aro text ache, but seta to shondhe'r, but eta ami ki porlam, Asif suor'er bacha ta amar Maa ke dekhiye peshaab korte boshechilo, ar Maa seta dekhe nijer gud rograchilo, eder text porei to amar bara abar dariye gelo. Tarpor shondhe belar text chilo shondhe 8:40pm'er. Asif likche: "ki re, mu'r tato dekhe to nili, tur ta kokhon dekhabi re ?". Maa ektu pore likhche: "janowar chele, oshobho ekta, iche kore nijer lungi ta tule, nijer ta dar koriye amai dekhiye, ekhon bolcho ami dekhechi, rascal ekta". Asif likche: "tu're dekhte hur'er moton, ki sundor tui. Tui to mu're bolli, mu'r laura to tui mut'ar somai bhaalo kure dekhis nai, tai to mu tu're dekhalum". Maa likche: "amake dekhte kemon ami jani, ar dhong baji korte hobe na. Oshobho ekta, ami ki bolechilam, nijer lungi tule ami dekhao, janowar". Asif likche: "tui bolli na to, mu'r laura ta kemne lagse tor ?". Maa likche: "Oshikhito uncultured rascal ekta, ki bhasha mukh'er. Ami tomar moton choto lok na, chi ar amar sathe kotha bolbe na". Asif likche: "tu ekbar to bol, sotti mu'r laura to tor kemne lagse, mu ar tu're jigum na". Maa likche: "bollam to, ami tomar moton nongra noi, amai ar birokto koro na". Asif likche: "ek bar to bole de, mu ar jigum na tu're, sotti bol, ek bar to bol". Maa likche: "ami bolle, tumi ar amai kono din birokto korbe na bolo". Asif likche: "tu bol age, sotti bolbi kintu". Maa likche: "tomar ota kuch kuche kalo, chul'e bhora shoru, temon kichu boro noi, ami aaj shokal'e jaa dekhechi, tar tulonai tomar ta kichui na, nao hoyeche, ar birokto korbe na amke". Asif likche: "tu aaj sokal to te kar laura to dekli re ? Tor morod'er, mane boro Babu'r ta ? Mu'r ta sotti boro to na, mu'r Ammu to bule, mu'r ta onek boro". Maa likche: "ki tomar Maa'o tomar ta dekheche ?". Asif likche: "mu'r Ammu'o mane ? Tui ki Choto babu'r laura'r kotha to bolchis ? Tui dekechis or ta ?". Maa likhche: "baje kotha bondho koro, tomar jaa janar, ami bole diyechi, ekhon ami ranna korbo, ar birokto korbe na amake, ami ar uttor debo na". Asif likche: "asa theek ase, tu kaaj to kore ne, mu raat'e tu'der chat to te asbo, tokun kota to hobe". Maa ei message ta'r kono reply dei ni. Shit Maa ei shob ki golpo korche ei mistiri'r sathe, or bara kemon seta discuss korche. Na Maa ke dosh deowa uchit na, Maa to porishkar na na korchilo, kintu oi suor ta jor korchilo bar bar. Kintu Maa'er jodi shotti kharap'i lege thake, tahole Maa to aro strict hoye, oke block kore dite parto. But Maa to continuosly reply kore gelo. Ar ki bollo, goto kaal shokale abar kar bara dekhlo Maa, ek minute. Goto Kaal shokal'e to amar bara ta kol balish'e atke gechilo, ar Maa ota bar korar pore ektu nere ditei amar maal pore jai Maa'er mukhe mathai. SHit tahole ki Maa amar bara'r sathe oi mistiri'r bara compare korche. But bojha' bepar holo, je Maa Asif'er bara dekheche bhalo kore, nahole oi bhabe kalo, chul bhorti, shoru ar choto ki kore bolbe. Ami dekhlam er por eke bare raat 11:34pm'er text goto kaal ker, ami to 11pm'er age bari dhukechi goto kaal monehoi, tahole amar bari fera'r por Maa Asif'er sathe kotha bolchilo, acha bujhechi, Maa goto kaal bollo boddo tired, shute jache, tahole tokhon ghor'e shute giye ei shob kotha hochilo, kintu text dekhar age ami ektu dekhe nilam siri'r dike, je Maa asche kina. Tarpor abar text pora shuru korlam, Asif likche: "ki re, kichu jigum Choto Babu tu're ? Mu'der dekhte to pai ni to ?". Maa likche: "nah, ami or bike'er aowaj peye age chad'er light ta off kore, tarpor chad'er jama kapor'er dori theke nighty pore tarpor elam. Oh ki boro birpurush elen amai jiggesh korte, nije to babu'r bike'er aowaj sunei chutte pala'le. Khali mukh'e boro boro kotha". Asif likche: "mu ki kore janbo, Choto Babu tokun'i asbe, sobe tu're ektu bhalo kore deksilum, ar tokun'i Choto Babu sole elo. Mu ki kortum, mu'r lungi'o to tu'r maxi'r pase jhulchilo dori te". Oh shit, era ki bolche, goto kaal raat'e tahole era langto hoye chad'e chilo, fuck shit, amar Maa ei musal-man mistiri'r shamne langto hoye gelo, ki hoche re baba. Tarpor abar porte laglam, Maa likche: "janowar, ami bolechilam tomake, lungi khulte, ar nijer ta khule to khulle, amar nighty tar fite ta tana tani kore chire dile. Ar khub to bolchile, kokhon dekhabo, dekhiye diyechi, bas shod bod hoye gache, er por ar kono din nijer mukh dekhabe na amai, bhitu'r dim". Asif likche: "ei ei, tui jhut bolis na, tui to bolli, Mu'r laura ta light'e na dekhle tui bujhte to parbi nai, tai to Mu lungi khullam. Ar tu'r maxi mu iche kore chiri nai, tu'r Maai dui khan mu'r Ammu'r moton, tai tipte giye tu'r maxi chirche". Maa likche: "Ami bolechilam amar buk'e haat dite ? Janowar chele, oto jore keu dud tepe, lage na amar ? Tarupor amar nighty tao chire dile, bhaggish arekta nighty ami bikele chad'e shukhote diyechilam, nahole langto hoye namte hoto niche, rascal. Ar ami tomar oi baje kothai bishash kori na, keu nijer Maa'er sathe oi shob kore na, oi shob baje kotha, abar tomar ar tomar Maa'er naki duto sontan ache, joto shob faltu kotha". Asif likche: "Acha theek ase, porer bar mu tu'r maai duto aste tipum, hoise. Kintu tu'r voda rani kandte silo kan re, jokun tui langta hoye sili ar mu tu'r maai tipsilum. Ar tu'ra maa sele, ek, tur sele'o bisas kore nai je Mu mu'r Ammu re roz lagai, mu'r dui khan meye ase. Mu to tu'r sele ra videu dekhalum, mu Ammu'r putki chudsilam, tur sele sob dekheu, mu're marlo. Tu're sob ek, kaure bisas koris nai, theek ase, kaal tu'reo dekhabo, mu'r kase onek videu ase Ammu'r voda mara ar putki mara'r". Maa likche: "mere tomar daant fele debo janowar, ei shob kotha bolcho. Amar kothau theke kono jol beroi ni, ar ami to iche kore langto hoi ni, tumi amar nighty chire dile tai arekta porte giye, oi chera ta khule rekhe chilam, ar tokhon'i rascal tumi amar dud tipe dhorle, Lojja kore na bolte kotha gulo". Asif likche: "Bah re, tu'ra sohorer lokra ki joldi jhut bolis, tui nije mu're bolli, tu'r mai tipte kintu chuste na, ar ekhon bolli mu koresi. Mu ki tu're jor koresi ? Ar tu'r mai tepon'er somai, tu'r voda'r rosh beriye silo, mu dekhlum, chad'e jol jol lege, tui jekane langta hoye bosli, haan, tor voda'r rosh na beriye mut'o berute pare, kintu voda diye kisu berulo, mu dekhsi. Tahle, tu'r mai tepon bhal lagse to, khete kobe dibi ?". Maa likche: "janowar ei shob kotha keu mukhe ane, rascal ekta, ar amar kono rosh tosh beroi ni. AMi iche kore kichu kori ni, amar bhalo lagche na ar ei rokom kotha bolte tomar sathe. Onek raat hoyeche, ghumiye poro. Ar kono din amar shamne asbe na, ar tumi kon mukhe Babu ke nijer Maa'er pod'e korar video dekhiyecho, rascal ekta, besh koreche tomake mereche, keu tomar oi faltu kothai bishash korbe na, tomar aro mar khaowa unchit". Asif likche: "can re, mu'r sathe ei sob kotha bolle, tu'r ki abar voda'r rosh porse. Bol na re, mu're kobe khete dibi, mu tu'r oi sada sada maai chosar jonno, sob mar khete to pari. Ki sada re tu'r dabka maai dui khan, mu'r Ammu to sada na tu'r moton, tai ur mai dui khan, kaalo, kintu tu'r moton boro kore disi chuse ar tipe. Tu'r voda teo onek chul ase, ekdom mu'e Ammu'r moton, kintu tu'r pasa khan dekhlum na, porer din to te dekhum, tor putki tao sundor hobe, tai na re, kobe dibi re maai khete ?". Maa likche: "ami bolchi to amar bhalo lagche na ei shob kotha bolte rascal chele, amake ghumate dao. Ar ami jani na shotti tumi nijer Maa'er sathe oi shob koro kina, kintu ota paap. Tumi paapi. Norokeo jaiga hobe na tomar moton chotolok'er. EKhon amake nosto korte chaicho, ar kono din kotha bolbe na amar sathe, nongra oshikhito chotolok ekta". Asif likche: "tu sotti kore bol to, tu'r voda'r rosh porche na, mu'r sathe kotha bolte bolte, bol na re, mu're kobe khete dibi, tu'r maai dui khan, tipe tipe ar chuse chuse mu aro boro korte to chai re, bol na kobe dibi kkhete ? Mu'r Ammu theek tu'r moton, mu're gaal dei abar mu're lagate bole langta kore". Maa likche: "maaa go, bolchi to bhalo lagche amar ei shob sunte, amake rehai dao ebar. Ami ektu shute chai, bhalo lagche na". Asif likche: "tui bol kobe mail khete dibi, mu ar tu're jalabu na, sotti bolsi". Maa likche: "theek ache janowar, kaal shokale chusho amar dud, ekhon amake ghumate dao, ar parchi na ei nongrami shojho korte, rascal chele. Ar birokto korbe na, harami ekta". Asif likche: "sotti kaal khete dibi tu'r maai khan, tu'r oi sada maai jora'r halka khoiri bonta dui khan, mu fuliye angur koire dimu chuse chuse, tarpor tu'r putki tao chuse dimu, aaj raat to te mu'r ar ghum to asbe nai re, tu ghuma, kaal tu're jonmer khushi to dimu chuse chuse". Maa likche: "harami janowar ekta". Hotat kore amar pichon theke Maa bollo, "ei Babu, ki korchish tui dariye dariye ?", shit Maa kokhon amar pichon'e elo, edike amar bara ebar amar shorts fatiye beriye asbe, jaa porlam ami. Fuck kintu ami ghurlei Maa amar haat'e nijer phone ar amar khara bara dutoi dekhe felbe ar abar jhamela shokal shokal. AMi oi bhabe dariye achi, kintu age wahtsapp ta background theke shoriye dilam close kore, kintu Maa amar side'e eshe amar haat'e nijer phone ta dekhe bollo, "ki re keu call korechilo ?". Maa'er ei smartphone ami kine diyechilam, er ager' tao ami kine diyechilam, eta 3rd smartphone Maa'er. Ar emnite ami karor phone'e haat di na, tai hoito kono shondeho na kore Maa shoja mon'e proshno ta korlo, ami bollam, "haan, mane na, keu call kore ni, ami korte jachilam, oi Baba bazar gache to, tai boltam aaj ektu chicken ante, hotat khete iche korchilo tai, amar phone ta to upore, tomar ta ekhane chilo, tai taratari bolte jachilam, karon ektu porei to baba fire asbe bazar theke, ekbar bari chole ele ar bolte iche korbe na". Maa bishash kore nilo, amai khushi hoye bollo, "tai naki, tor Baba to khub khushi hobe sune, ekhuni bol, dekhbi 5 kg chicken tule anbe, tui to ekdom non veg khete chash na, majhe majhe ektu khabi, shorire re dorkar, ne ne age phone ta kor". Ami chicken mutton fish kichui pochondo kori na, egg ta majhe majhe khai. Kintu ekhon to puro feshe gechi, call to kortei hobe, Baba ke call kore bollam, Baba'o sune khub khushi, bollo bhalo chicken anbe. Maa'o okhanei chilo, sune khub khushi holo, ami phone ta rekhe upore amar room'e gelam. Kintu ami jaa chat'e porlam, tarpor nije ke theek rakhbo ki kore, amar Maa oi rascal suor'er bacha mistiri'r sathe langto hoye chad'e boshe nijer dud tipiye gud'er jol bar korchilo. SHit shit shit. Ar raat'eo chat korte korte nirghat nijer gud'er jol bar kore felechilo, Asif to pakka harami, kintu amar Maa tahole ki. Ami to bujhte parchi na ami ebar ki korbo, mane era ekhono sex ta koreni, erpor oi tao kore felbe, oi suor ta amar Maa ke chudbe bhablei amar gaa ghin ghin korche kintu amar bara je onno kotha bolche, se beta tokhon theke tal gach hoyei ache.