Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ১১

Ami kono rokome office'er kaaj'er kotha bhebe nijer bara take shanto korlam, ar jama pant pore office'er jonno ready hoye niche elam. Baba ekhono asheni, bhaloi hoyeche, nahole ekhuni bolto dupure bari eshe chicken rice khete. Ami Maa ke bollam, "Maa ami berochi, amar aaj prochondo important kaaj ache, ar bari firteo onek raat hobe, na'o firte pari, ami raat'e bole debo. Aschi". Maa kitchen'e chilo, amar kotha sune beriye eshe bollo, "e ki re Babu, tui koto bochor por nije chicken khabi bolli, ami to shob masala ready korchilam, tor Baba ashlei ranna shuru kore debo, ar tui aaj eto taratari berobi, abar raat'e nao firte parish. Acha ki emon kaaj korchish bolto, goto bochor'o majhe majhe ei rokom kortish, abar shuru korechish, ete to shorir kharap korbe". AMi bollam, "tumi bujhbe na, ei kaaj ta hole, amar onek onek labh hobe, ami aschi, raat'e bari firle, tokhon na hoi khabo chicken, ba kaal shokale khabo, ami beroi ekhon". Bole juto porchilam, Maa dekhi doure kitchen'e dhuke ek glass jol ene dilo, ami jol ta kheye bollam, "oi Asif cheleta goto kaal raat'e TV dekhte ashe ni na ?". Maa'er chokh mukh'er rong kemon ure gelo, nijer nighty ta buk'er kach theke tule, kopal'er gham ta puche Maa bollo, "na na, ami to toke kaal'i bollam, O asheni, keno kichu hoyeche ?". Ami bollam, "na ashole ager din ami oke oi chor merechilam, tai hoito bhoi'e asche na, tumi deke niyo aaj, amar kono oshubidhe nei, O ektu TV dekhuk, kintu Baba jeno na jante pare, tahole tomar sathe amar'o ei barite ar jaiga hobe na". Maa kemon jeno, bacha'ra hotat kore surprise gift pele jemon khushi hoi, temon laglo, amake bollo, "bah eta to bhaloi holo, ami oke aaj'i bole debo, tahole to TV dekhte dekhte sofa te boshei[bole kemon abar serious hoye gelo, jeno kichu bhul bole feleche]. Na tahole O Tv ta dekhte pabe sofa te boshe, ei bolchilam". Kintu ami to bujhte perechi, Maa onno kichu bolte jachilo, nirghat sofa te langto hoye boshe oi mistiri'r kache chodano'r plan ache Maa'er, chi ki obostha amar Maa'er. Ami ar kotha na bole, nijer laptop'er bag niye, helmet pore, garage'er door khule, bike ta bar kore, bike'e uthe kick dite jabo. Shamne Baba ar Lahiri Kaku elo, amake jete dekhe Baba kemon shocked hoye bollo, "e kire, tui aaj eto din baad'e mangsho khabi bolli, ami bhalo murgi, dariye theke kete niye ashlam, ar tui chole jachish, theek ache, jachish jaa, kintu dupure bari eshe chicken rice khete hobe kintu, tarpor abar office'e jash". AMi jantam baba ei kotha tai bolbe, ami bollam, "na go, office theke call eshechilo, aaj khub important kaaj ache, bari aste hoito raat hote pare, na'o aste pari, jai hok ami inform kore debo, Maa ranna kore rakhuk na, pore ami raat'e ba kaal kheye nebo, ami ekhon jai bujhle". Baba'r mood ta dekhlam off hoye gelo, Lahiri Kaku bollo, "keno re Babu, dupure ai na, eshe amra shobai ek sathe khabo kun. Ei toder ek private office hoyeche, amader government chakri te amra jokhon tokhon bari aste partam, ar ei tora, office theke berotei parish na, ki labh ei chakri kore". Beta ei kore shob government job gulo'r barota bajiyeche era, government kono kaaj'i kore na, tai to shob privatised hoye jache, abar erai complaint kore. Amar mood bhalo nei aaj, tai argue korlam na, sudhu Baba ke bollam, "ami schi, deri hoche, ami phone kore debo pore", pichon ghure Maa ke dekhi main door'e dariye ache, ami haat tule bollam, "aschi Maa", Maa'o haat tule ektu henshe bye korlo. Ami bike niye egeiye chollam Office'er dike, kintu amar mathai khali Maa ar Asif'er nongrami'r kotha gulo ghurche, Maa keno oi mistiri'r kache chodate chaiche, amar Maa to age ei rokom chilo na, naki ami bhul bhabtam amar Maa ke, Maa ki ei rokom'i chilo, na na ami bhul bhabchi. Ami office'e pouchechi, kintu Arnob Da chara ar keu ashe ni tokhono. Arnob da nijer cabin'e ekai kaaj korchilo, Sutki baki cabin gulo porishkar korchilo, tai ami Arnob Da'r cabin'ei knock kore dhuke gelam. Arnob da amake dekhe bollo, "ki re bhai, kaal theke dekchi, tor mukh ta kemon jeno lagche, kichu ki hoyeche barite, chaile bolte parish, oi dhamna[lahiri Kaku] buro ta abar kichu boleche ?". Ami Arnob Da'r cabin'er door ta bondho kore, oke bollam, "acha, cable TV te ki porn hoi naki ? Ar incest ki shotti shotti hoi ?". Arnob Da nijer chair theke uthe pore amar dike haa kore takiye, amake dhore nijer chair'e boshiye bollo, "babah, eto bhuter mukhe ram nam, tui to ei shob kotha uthlei kotha ghuriye dish, aaj tui hotat ei shob jiggesh korchish keno re ?". Ami abar bollam, "bolo na, tarpor ami bolchi keno jante chai, age amake answer ta dao". Arnob Da ektu relaxed hoyei bollo, "hmmm tora to dish Tv'r maal shob kota, amra toder age cable dekhei boro hoyechi, age cable TV te ratri belai soft porn dekhato, majhe majhe hardcore xxx rated panu o dekhato. Ar incest shotti ki mithe ki kore bolbo bhai, ami to kori ni, ar keu korle toke amake shotti ta bolbe na, tobe rumor sunechi, gram'er dike ei shob beshi hoi, shohore sala prostitute'e bhorti, sala college pora meye'ra aaj kaal taka niye chodai, keno park street metro'r ashe pashe age dekhish ni kono din, sala dalal gulo ghur ghur kore, meye gulo'o ghore. Tor to janar kotha, tor college chilo to park street'ei". Ami ektu bhablam, Asif ra to gram'e thake, ar o bollo roj porn dekhe, ar Arnob Da'o bollo gram'e incest beshi hoi, tahole ki Asif shotti bolchilo, O ki nijer Maa ke chude duto bachao diyeche, ami bhabchi dekhe Arnob da bollo, "ki re, abar ki bhabchish, bol keno hotat ei shob jiggesh korli ?". Ami bollam, "bolchi, tomar mone ache, ami bolechilam, oi Lahiri Kaku'r bari te duto mistiri esheche, kon ek gram theke, oder modhe ekjon amar bari te TV dekhte eshe amake jiggesh korlo, amar TV te Panu hoi ki na, ami rege giye beta ke pitiyechi, tokhon kende bole kina O nijer gram'er barite. Nijer Maa'er sathe boshe cable TV te porn dekhe daily, ar sudhu tai noi, O nijer Maa'er sathe sex kore, ar or duto bacha ache or Maa'er sathe. Or Baba naki impotent. Ami ei shob sune aro pitiyechi maal take, tokhon kanna kati korte korte nijer phone'e amake ekta video dekhai, ekta boyoshko mohilla'e sathe o anal sex korche ar or Baba'o oi ghore shuye ghumachilo, tarpor uthe eshe oder kach theke ekta bachake tene niye, oder kichu ekta bole room theke beriye jai. AMi to oi ta dekhe shocked hoye gechi Arnob Da, amar matha kaaj korche na. Ei shob ki shotti hoi naki, ami to bhabtam, incest fantasy bepar ekta". Arnob da amar kotha sunte sunte puro haa hoye gelo, tarpor nije, nijer computer table'er upor uthe boshe amake bollo, "bapre, tui live panu dekhe felli. Dekh shotti ki mithe ami bolte parbo na, tobe tui jaa bolli, tate shotti howar chance beshi, kon gram'er ar ki dhormer lok era ? Dekh hind-u hole, ektu farfetched, oi Ranjit'er dhop'er moton hobe". AMi bollam, "gram ami jani na, kintu Murshidabad'er lok, musal-man mistiri. Ar Hind-u keno hoi na bolle ?". Arnob Da bollo, "Ore babah, tahole to 99% shotti re Rajesh. Dekh oder dhorme, relative der modhe biye hoi, oi theek south indian der jemon mashi'r cheler sathe biye, ba pishi'r meye'r sathe biye. Tai oder dhorme incest howa impossible na. Kintu tui bolli, chele ta boleche, or Baba impotent, tahole O jonmalo ki kore[bole kemon michke hense amake chokh marlo]. Bapre, boro golpo ache to tahole, or Maa to test match khelte bhalobashe tahole. Ar dekh amader dhorme, ei shob family'r modhe kichu emnitei hobe na, koto shob baal'er niyom, tarupor sala amader barir meye der temon sundor dekhteo na,[bolei michke henshe bollo] sala meye to shob shomai onner barir dekhete bahlo lage bhai". Ami ektu henshe fellam or kothai, ami bollam, "tomar na biye hoye gache, nijer bou'er upor nojor ta dao, onner bou dekhe ki hobe. Ami ashole bhabchilam ei shob mithe tai ektu shocked chilam go kaal theke. Jagge, maal take Lahiri'r bari theke bhagate parlei holo, tumi abar kauke bolo na eita". Arnob Da bollo, "na na ami kake bolbo, bhai tui jaa bolli, ektu shabdhane thakish, je nijer Maa ke chudte pare, ar emni teo Kaku oi dhamnar kothai sala oi ekta bridge baniye rekheche toder barir chad'e, kokhon sala mistiri eshe tor bari te prokot hobe, tar ki kono theek ache. tokhon abar jhamela barbe, tui to barite thakish na, ar Kaku to chad'e jai na, khub beshi hole tor ghor obdi uth te pare, kono bipod howar age, oi maal duto ke bhaga". Ami ar ki bolbo, bipod to already hoyei gache, amar Maa langto hoye shob dekhiye boshe ache already. Ami bollam, "ki jata bolcho, Ranjit Da ke to khali bolo bhul bhal bokche, ar nijei or moton bokcho, ei shob abar hoi naki". Arnob Da bollo, "Bolchi tar karon oi baal Ranjit tai. Shob shomai kemon bhoi bhoi thake dekhish na ei shob bepar'e[eta to theek, Ranjit da ei shob mistiri niye ektu bhoi pai, amake to first day tei warning diye chilo]. Du bochor age, oi maal tar bari te kaaj hochilo, ki shob plaster na ganthni'r kaaj mone nei. Tobe oi Murshidabad'er musal-man mistiri korchilo, ar janish to Maal tar bou'o school'er teacher, tai barite thake na, thake sudhu or bidhoba Maa. Bas ekdin dupure, khop kore chepe dhorechilo, naki checha mechi sune parar lokera dorja bhenge bachiye chilo Mashima ke. Ranjit to bolechilo, kichu kore ni or Maa'er sathe oi mistiri, tar agei parar lok ra khobor peye gechilo, Kintu bhab, kichu korar age parar lok khobor pabe ki kore, sala shob howar pore security officer ashe, ekhane bondho ghore ki hoche, seta para lok ki kore janbe. Kintu Mashima to onek bochor agei bidhoba hoyechen, ke jane kar mone ki ache[ami angul tule kichu bolte jachilam, seta dekhe Arnob da amake reassure kore bollo], na na ami Mashima'r character niye kichu bolchi na, sudhu bolchi, je ei thekei Ranjit oi shob lokeder bishash korte pare na, tai toke bolchi, tui tokon notun notun join korechili, shobe 1 bochor hoye chilo bodhoi tor, tai toke keu kichu bole ni. Tui abar Ranjit ke bolish na ami shob bole diyechi, maal ta koshto pabe". AMi bollam, "na na ami keno bolbo Ranjit Da ke, ar eta ki bolar bishoi naki. Tobe haan, oi maal take pitiye bhagate hobe taratari Lahiri Kaku'r bari theke, tumi ota theek'i bolecho, jagge tumi eto shokale chole ele aaj ?". Arnob Da bollo, "dhur bari te bhalo lagche na, bou khali bacha bacha kore moreche, sala eto khete, rastar pollution buk bhorti kore niye, raat'e bari fire, ar ki shorire energy thake je bacha manufacture korte boshbo. Bojhe na era". AMi bujhi ei shob difficult, atleast amader age'e, eta shotti khub difficult. Amra shob rokomer adultered product khai, fast food khai, ghumai kom, ulto palta time'e, tar upor rastar increasing pollution, karor healthy bacha hobe ki kore. Ami bollam, "tumi kaaj ta kore felo, amio jai Sutki amar cabin ta porishkar kore diyeche, ei kaaj ta sesh korte parle, ar oi Teko Boss ke dekhte hobe na office'e, ami jai, tumi bosho". BOle or chair theke uthe, nijer cabin'e gelam. Kintu Asif jaa bolechilo, tahole shob shotti hoteo pare. Tahole amio oi harami'r Maa ke chudbo, O jodi amar Maa'er gaye haat dei, ami keno or Maa ke chudte parbo na. Maal take chepe dhorte hobe aaj, tarpor du char gha dilei theek hoye jabe. Aste aste shobai office'e elo, kaaj shuru holo, Lunch break'e amra shobai office canteen'ei khete gelam, ami to aaj lunch ani ni tai ora shobai jaa dilo, tai olpo olpo kore kheye katiye dilam. Kintu lunch break sesh hoye office'e dhukchi, Baba'r call elo. Ami receive kore bollam, "haan Baba bolo", Baba bollo, "son Babu, aaj ashram'e ekta nam gaan'er ashor bosche, tai ami ar tor Lahiri Kaku jachi, tor Maa ke bollam, kintu se to jabe na bollo. Bolchi tui ki taratari bari firbi ? Mane ami to thakbo na tai bolchi". AMi bollam, "na na ami to bolei elam, amar bari firte deri hobe, nao firte pari, ta tumi ekhon'i beriye poro na, tahole taratari firte parbe, bikele gele raat hobe bari firte". Baba bollo, "arey oi mistiri duto ashle tobe tor lahiri kaku berote parbe, oder kache to ar chabi nei barir, tai ekshatei jabo bole wait korchi. Theek ache ami taratari fire ashar chesta korbo, kintu tao besh raat hobe re, rakchi". Ami phone ta rekhe bhablam, ekbar Maa ke call kore dekhi, jodi Baba'r sathe ashram'e jaoate raji korate pari, tahole Asif'er sathe chodate parbe na Maa. Ami Maa ke call kore jiggesh korlam, "ki go lunch korecho ?". Maa bollo, "hmmmm se to onek agei hoye gache, tui kheyechish to ?". AMi bollam, "haan ei shobe korlam, bolchi chicken ranna korecho ? Baba kheyeche, ki korche ekhon ? Lahiri Kaku'r sathe adda marche nischoi ?". Maa bollo, "haan, se to kheye deye, naak deke ghumache, tar ar kaaj ki, abar to bikel holei adda, keno tui kichu bolbi ?". Jah Baba, Maa to bolche Baba naki adda marbe bikele, ar ekhon naki naak deke ghumache, kintu ekhuni to Baba amake call korlo. Maa tahole mithe kotha bolche amake, ami Maa ke arek bar jiggesh korlam, "O Baba ghumache ekhon ? Ami bhablam, onek din ashraam'e jai ni, hoito aaj kaal, kono din jabe". Maa kemon stressed hoye bollo, "tui hotat ashram'er kotha bolchish keno, ar aaj kaal keno jabe, aaj to bikele adda debe bollo Lahiri Da ke, amai bollo chop bheje dite". Shit, Maa to amar mukh'er upor mithe bolche, tahole ki Maa Asif'er sathe chodar plan already baniye feleche aaj'i. AMi Maa ke bollam, "haan, tumi theek bolcho, ami to emni jiggesh korchilam, bolchi ami aaj bari firbo na, onek kaaj ekhane, tumi parle Asif ke deke niyo, Or TV dekhao hobe, ar tumi eka thakbe na". Maa besh khushi mone holo, bollo, "haan ami to bole diyechi oke[tarpor abar kemon jeno ekta aowaj kore bollo], na mane ami to bole diyehi toke, ami dekhe nebo, toke chinta korte hobe na, tui kintu time'e kheye nish ar amai janabi kheye chish ki na". Ami bollam, "haan theek ache, rakhchi ekhon". Call ta cut kore amar matha ta to puro ghure gelo, Maa amar mukh'er upor mithe bollo, ar ki jen bollo, Asif ke bole diyeche, tarmane ami jaa bhabchilam, setai theek. Maa ar Asif aaj'i choda chudi'r plan ta koreche, ekta jinish bhalo, je ami'o Maa ke mithe bolechi, je ami aaj raat'e bari firbo na, Maa tahole ekdom relaxed hoye chodabe, ar ami shob ta record kore, Asif'er barota bajabo, ekhon to onek ta deri ache Asif'er bari jete, ar amar Baba ke ami chini, theek beronor age ba pore amake ekbar call kore janabei. Ami office'e gie abar kaaj'e mon dilam, kheyal nei kota baje, Baba'r call elo, ami receive kortei bollo, "ei Babu, amra beriye porechi, oi Mistiri'r chele ta eshe gache, tai Lahiri oke ghore dhukiye bole diyeche, je bari pahara dite, kothau na jete, or Baba ekhono asheni, o bollo deri hobe aaj aste. Tui chesta kor, ektu taratari firte, rakhlam". AMi call ta disconnect howar pore dekhlam, prai 5:45pm baje. AMi offcie'e amar 3 murti ke bollam, "tomra kaaj koro ami ektu aschi, Baba ekta kaaj diyeche, ami ektu pore aschi", Ranjit Da bollo, "chinta nei, aaj amra sara raat thakbo hoito, R2'r team software'er barota bajiye diyeche, abar source code analyse korte boste hobe". Shit eta ki holo, ami bhablam, ek du din'ei shob kaaj sesh hoye jabe, ami bollam, "se ki koi dekhi dekhi, nahole amar plan to schedule'e sesh hobena[bole ami or pc te boshlam, besh onek khun time lege gelo, kichu faulty code khujte, ish onek ta deri hoye gelo, ami taratari kore or cabin theke beronor shomai bollam], shit ami aschi ektu pore, tomra arekbar check kore nao code ta". Ami office theke sudhu bike ta niyei berolam, bag tag shob okhanei rakha, sudhu nijer phone ta ar barir chabi ta niye beriye porlam. Half rastai eshe kheyal holo, ekbar Maa ke call kori, dekhi abar ki notun mithe bole, phone'e dekhi prai 7:55pm hoye gache, Maa call ta dhortei kemon ekta gola pelam, "mmmmmmm, uff haan Babu bol[bole kemon jeno sur'e bollo]. Babu phone koreche[kotha ta sune kemon jeno mone holo, kotha ta amake na, onno kau ke bolche, ba sonache, ar Maa'er golai kemon jeno mone hoche, je Maa'er kothau legeche, jeno jontrona hoche] bol Babu. ki korchish ?". Ami bollam, "ami to ei office'er baire elam ektu, ektu haantbo, onek khun boshe kaaj korchilam to, tumi ki korcho ? Baba kothai ?". Maa kemon jeno birokto sur'e bollo, "ami, oi to, ami ar ki korbo, chad'e ghurchi, tui bhalo korechish, ektu hente ne. Tor Baba, niche boshe adda marche Lahiri Da'r sathe, keno kichu bolte hobe, aaj khali Baba'r khoj nichish, age to sudhu amar sathei kotha bolte phone kortish. Toder Baap beta'r ar amar kotha mone pore na bol". Maa ki bolche, ami bollam, "na na, ami to tomakei call korechi naki, serokom hole to Baba kei call kortam. Acha theek ache, tumi tomar moton enjoy koro, ami pore raat'e call korbo. Rakhchi". Bepar theek kerokom jeno laglo, Maa ei rokom kotha bollo keno. Ami abar bike ta start dilam, office hours, bhaloi traffic chilo, tai ektu deri holo bari pouchote, barir besh kichu ta dure oi park'er kache aaj ami amar bike ta rekhe eshechi, jate bike'er loud sound'e Maa alert na hoye jai. Tarpor paa'ye hente barir kache eshe age kheyal korlam, chad'er light off, barir baki shob ghorer light'o off. Jah baba, tahole Maa ar oi harami Asif ta kothai ache. Lahiri Kaku'r bariteo kono light jolche na, case ta ki, tahole ki era Baap Beta[Jamil ar Asif] eksathe amar Maa ke chudche naki. AMi barir gate'er kache giye, pocket theke barir chabi ta diye khulte jabo, hotat pash'er bari'r Nirmala Pishi amake daklo, "ai Babu, ekbar edike ai to". Amar beronor ar ghore dhokar time ta odd tai pishi'r sathe onek din kotha hoi ni, ami gelam Pishi'r barir shamne, jetei pishi bollo, "tui ki ekhon firchish ?", ami bollam, "haan go, oi amar office'er ekta jinish bari te fele gechi, ota nitei ghore elam, ekhuni beriye jabo, keno go kichu bolbe. Ar tomar shonge onek din dekha hoi ni, tumi ar Dida kemon acho go ?". Nirmala Pishi bollo, "amra oi achi re. O tui ekhon abar chole jabi, bolchi amar mone holo Boudi pore tore gache janish, oi shondh'er shomai". Jah Baba, Maa pore geche, kintu ei to kichu hun agei kotha holo Maa'er sathe. AMi bollam, "mane, tumi ki kore janle Maa pore gache ?". Nirmala pishi bollo, "ami jokhon bari firchilam, dekhlam Dada ar oi pasher Lahiri Da, kothau ekta gelo taxi kore, tar kichu khun pore janish, ami Tulsi tolai dhoop dichilam, hotat boudi'r chitkar sunte pelam, besh kichu khun aowaj ta holo tarpor abar bondho, oi chad'er dik theke elo aowaj ta, mone hoi siri diye pore tore gache, ami onek bar bell dilam toder barite, kintu kono sara pelam na. Tui ekbar dekhish to, tor Baba ke to abar bola noi, ekhuni Boudi'r uporei chechamechi korbe, tai toke bollam". Shit, Maa'er chechanor aowaj peyeche Pishi, tarmane oi gandu Asif ta amar Maa ke chudei feleche eto khun'e. Ami Nirmala Pishi ke bollam, "O ami to kichui jani na go, ami dekhchi, tumi chinta koro na, theek'i bolecho Baba ke bolle, Maa ke aro kotha sunte hobe, tumi abar Baba ke bolo na, ami manage kore nebo. Ami jai bhujhle, Bhalo theko tomra". Bole pashe'er bari theke beriye nijer barir main gate'er kache eshe pocket theke chabi diye door ta khullam, khub aste kore door ta thele bhitore dhuklam. Bapre, ground floor'e to amabosha, puro ondhokar, serokom kono light nei. Sudhu thakur ghorer light'e baki hall ta ektu alo pache, bas. Ami nijer juto ta khule main door'er shamne rekhe, age nijer phone take vibrate korlam, jate hotat kore phone bajle, kono jhamela na hoi. Tarpor bhalo kore dining'er shob area ghure dekhlam, kono ghorei to Maa nei. Maa tahole gelo kothai, beta Asif ta kothai chudche amar Maa ke, Lahiri Kaku'r bari te niye giye korche na to. Ami ground floor'er hall theke siri'r dike jete jabo, hotat Maa'er phone ta sofa theke beje uthlo, besh jorei bajche kintu Maa kothai. Phone ta kete jete, ami egiye phone ta tule dekhi Baba'r 3 te Missed call. 1 ta whatsapp notification, Asif'er, likche: "tui kothai re, tu chad'e ai, mu'r baap aaj raat'e ar chad'e asbe nai, oi buro ta nai tai mu'r baap maal ene khache, ar uth te parbe nai. Tui ai, mu wait korchi tor jonno, ar putki'r betha to pabi nai, mu osud anchi". Message'er time ta dekhlam, 8:19pm, tarmane ektu age'er message, amar call korar porei, ekhon baje 8:23pm. AMi age Maa'er phone'er whats app ta khule, setting'e giye 'whatsapp for desktop' option ta click kore, nijer phone'er chrome browser'e, 'web.whatsapp.com' link ta khule, otar bar code ta Maa'er phone'er whatsapp'e scan kore, Maa'er whatsapp ta amar phone'e open kore rekhe dilam, ar Maa'er app ta close kore, phone ta okhanei rekhe. Chad'er dike gelam. Paa tipe tipe siri diye uthchi, karon ora du jon je kothai ghapti mere nijeder kaaj sharche, ke jane. Ami 1st floor'eo light jaliye dekhlam, kono ghor'e Maa ar Asif nei, kintu amar ghor'er door ta haat kore kholai chilo, ar kemon jol'er fota amar door theke bathroom'er shamne obdi bhorti hoye ache, jeno keu bhije paa niye bathroom theke beriye doorja khule beriye gache. Ektu odd but tao, hote pare. Ami room'er light shob off kore, abar siri diye chad'er kache giye dekhi, chad'er door puro open, but chad to ondhokar. Tahole ora kothai, ami chad'er door'er shamne giye, tao ekbar unki marlam, jodi ora ondho kar kore choda chudi kore chad'e, tai bhabe, but moon light'e bhaloi dekha jache, chad to faka. Tahole ami sure, ora Lahiri Kaku'r barite dhuke kothau nongrami korche, sala Asif ta nijer Baba ke mod khaiye hoito tar shamnei amar Maa ke langto kore gud marche, ami chad'e uthe, oi bridge'er dike jete giye, ondhokar'e amar mukh'e kapor laglo, ami oi jama kapor'er dorir tola diye jachilam, ami oi kapor ta tene dekhi ota amar Maa'er nighty, ar chad'er upor Asif'er lungi ta pore gora gori khache, era ki re baba, ekhane langto hoye Lahiri Kaku'r bari geche, amar Maa ki rokom mohilla re baba. Ami bridge'er kache jete kemon aowaj elo amar kaan'e, "ai ai aaaaaaaaahhhh ufffff bhalo lagche go aaaaaaaaahhhh". Shit tarmane era chad'ei kothau ache, eta to porishkar chodanor aowaj. Ami ghure abar amader chad'er epash opash dekhar por kheyal korlam, chad'er ghor'er dorja'r theke halka light asche, but etotai kom je bhalo kore na dekhle, bojha oshombhob. AMi or kache giye sunlam, bhitore keu to ache, halka halka 'hhmmmmmm aaaahhhh' aowaj asche, tai nijer phone ta pocket theke bar kore, camera on kore, door ta kholar chesta korlam, bhari door, tai ektu koshto holo, ami olpo ektu khullam, jate ami door'er pashe dariye, bhitore ki hoche seta porishkar dekhte pai, dorja khultei, kemon ekta baje gondho elo amar naak'e, onek din room bondho thakle eirokom hoi bodhoi. Room ta besh boroi, 12 by 12, dorja tar fank theke, dekhlam shamne dorja'r shamne oi purono sofa ta, tar pichon'e aro du tin te stool. Ekta bulb'er light'er alo te bhaloi bojha jache. Ei ghorer dorja'r shoja shuji ekta janla ache, ar arekta TUlsi moncher dike janla ache, kintu jeta door'er shoja shuji, seta ekdom lahiri Kaku'r barir side'e khole, otar nichei dekhlam Asif, matha nichu kore, kichu ekta korche ubu hoye boshe, but or pacha'r tola diye aro duto paa ulto hoye ache, tarpor'i sunlam Maa'er gola, "ufffff tomar jeeb tao khub sundor, tumi je ei bhabe amar nongra chete khabe, bujhi ni go, tahole mana kortam na, dao dao, arektu chete dao, uff ami to paa felte parchilam na, tomar jungli ponate". Asif oi bhabei boshe bollo, "Mu to agei bolchi, mu'r kache sob betha'r osud ase, tui bekar bekar tokun palaili, mu'r baap to namord ache, kichu dekhe nai, ar dekleo korte kichui parbe nai, sobe mu'r feda ta porsilo tu'r putki te". Maa bollo, "janowar, ami ki bolechilam amar pod marte. Oshobho rascal, dud khele, chusle, shob theek chilo, gud'eo dhokate dilam, eto bochor pore kichu dhuklo, kintu tar modhe pod'e dhokale keno, pod chusbe bolle, ami tao dilam, kintu dhokale keno. Koto bar bollam, ami age pod'e kichu dhokai ni, kintu tumi to harami ekta, ami koto koshto kore tarahuro kore siri diye neme, Babu'r bathroom'e giye pod ta dhuyechi, khali mone hochilo ei na paikhana kore feli, puro betha hoye ache ekhono pod ta. Aro aaaaaahhhhhhh hhhmmmmm dao dao, uffff". Asif mone holo kiss korchilo, ektu theme bollo, "asa, sob meye'r i kono din ei sob notun lage, tarpor bar bar etai chaibi, mu'r Ammu putki mara na khele ghumai to nai. Ar dekh, tu'r kosto hoche bole, mu tu'r haga'r cheda chete disi to, kokun theke ungli korsi tu'r putki te, kintu tu bujteo paris nai, tokun putki te gadon khete khete, chad'e mutli, mu poriskar kore disi, hege dileo mu porishkar to kortum, tao khali mu're gaal de tu". Maa bollo, "suor'er bacha, gaal debo na to ki korbo, chad'e langto kore oto jore jore jibone prothom bar, uufffffff aaaaaahhhhh amar pod marle, ami koto jore chechiyechi jano, ashe pashe'er shobai nischoi sunte peyeche, ki bolbo ami tader. Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh uffff tarpor tomar Baba tomai dakte eshe amader pichon'e eshe daralo, ar tumi bolcho O kichu dekhe ni, janowar harami ekta. Ar chuscho bolei pod'e angul dhokanor por'o betha lagche na, tai kichu boli ni". Asif bollo, "tale tui mu'r dak'e abar eli can ? Tui checha mechi to korli, kintu dekh, tu'r khun beroi ni putki theke, tu'r moton boyoshko dobka noti magi der, putki dhile hoi re, ar tura moja pas onek besi, tui putki te mu'r feda niye moja to pas nai naki, ar mu'r baap kisu dekhe nai re, ami jigum ure, baap ta tokun'i maal kheye eshesilo, ur kotha baad dei, dekhbi roj mu'r kase haga mara khete khete, tui nije putki na mariye thakte parbi nai, ar ek du bar tor putki te jomiye gadon dilei, tu'r putki khule jabe re, ar tu'r putki ta ki sada sada re, ami aaj tu'r haga'r cheda prothom bar khullam, uff ki mojar bepar re". Maa bollo, "na eshe ki kortam, eto bochor por amar gud'e bara dhuklo, ektu betha lagleo, bhishon uffffffffff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, angul ta pod theke bar kore bhalo kore arek bar chushe dao pod ta. Amar bhishon bhalo laglo, kintu ar kono din amar pod'e haat debe na, nijer khanki Maa'er pod mero suor'er bacha, amar gud marlei hobe, ufffffffffff dao dao aaaaaahhhhh. Ebar ektu gud'e dao arekbar". Maa'er pacha to dekhte pachi Asif'er matha'r du pash theke, kintu pod'er futo gud kichui dekhte pachi na, kintu suor'er bacha ta amar Maa'er pod mere dilo aaj'i, harami ke bansh diye petabo, shob sesh kore dilo Maa, ei musal-man'er bara gud'e pod'e niye nijer shob sesh kore fello, chi Maa ki obostha tomar. Maa ki shob bhashai kotha bolche, ei rokom gala gaal ami age to suni ni Maa'er mukhe.