Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ২৬

Atleast ek minute ami oi bhabei wall'e helan diye dariye hapalam, fuck fuck fuck, ki dekhlam ar sunlam ami. Amar Maa, oi harami Asif'er bara neowa'r jonno pregnant'o hote pare, chi chi puro rendy hoye gelo ei boishe. Aaj abar amar room'e, amar bed'e or sathe chodalo, ar ami ekhane baal chirchi dariye dariye. Na na, kichu ekta kore Maa ke kaal thekei contraceptive pill khaowate hobe, shit, kintu tar age amai bathroom theke berote hobe, onek khun dhukechi, ebar nischoi ora amai khujche. Ami aro kichu ta toilet paper chire, nijer bara ta puchlam, aaj to puro 10 jonmer maal berolo amar. Uff bhagish, pant ta ektu namano chilo, tai hoito pant'e kono maal pore ni, ami taratri kore nijer pant shirt theek kore, nijer hand wash kore, washroom theke berolam. Dekhi amar cabin'e prai ora tin jon mar peet jure diyeche. Ami cabin'e dhuke, oder chechamechi thamalam, Ranjit Da bollo, "bhai tui'i bol, purono ekta basic software'er frame'er code niye amra eta korchi, sala tateo eto bug, error. Er theke to bhalo notun kore ekta banalei hoto, sala ei purano maal gulo R2'r dept, sala ek gada bug dhukiye rekheche, ekhon bole o naki kichu jane na. Ei bhabhe ki kore kaaj korbo ?". R2 bollo, "arey nahi yaar, amar dept ache mane, mein akela thori hoon dept mein, 15-16 log aur kaam karte hain, oder sobar galti amar upor diche Ranjit. Ab isme mein kya karu, tu hi bata ?". AMi bolte jabo, Arnob da interrupt kore bollo, "baal toder diye shotti kichu hobe na, jhogra na kore, chol shobai mile ek sathe check korte boshi, hoye jabe dekhish, tora eto tension niye felechish, amai dekh. No tension, software toiri hole, Teko ke fasabo, ar na toiri hole, parking'e sala take fele kelabo, bas problem solved". Amra shobai henshe fellam, ektu wait kore ami bollam, "Arnob Da kintu theek'i bolche, na mane maar peeth'er bepar'e na, but shobai mile kaaj ta korle beshi khun lagbe na, beshi line code to emni tei baki nei, prai sesh'er dike to amra. Cholo shobai eksathe boshi, ami amar laptop ta anchi oi cubicle theke, workstation ta theek kore diyechi". Ora tin jon chair tene boshe porlo, ami amar cabin'er baire eshe, amar laptop ta nite jabo, hotat kheyal holo, Maa ke bole di je ami jabo na. Ekhon Maa'er kotha mathai ghurle, kaaj korte parbo na. Jaa korar to Maa korei feleche, ekhon ar ami oi dike time dite parbo na. Ami phone ta pocket theke bar kore, Maa ke call kore bollam, "ami office'e fire jachi, tomra kheye nao, ekta gondogol hoyeche office,e amai aaj raat'eo office'e thakte hobe". Maa ektu jore nishash nite nitei kotha bollo, "ke keno, tui to bari asbi bolli, ami tor ranna korlam, dekhechish to ei jonno bhalo lage na, ek bole arek korish". Amar Maa'er sathe beshi kotha bolte bhalo lagchilo na, tai ektu regei bollam, "sei ami ekai achi je ek bole arek kore. Tomar aaj ker moton kaaj to hoye gache, tahole ebar Baba'r sathe kheye deye shuye poro. Goodnight. Amai back korte hobe ekhuni, rakhchi". Maa mone hoi chomke gache amar kothai, kono kothai bolche na, ami kaan theke phone ta namate gelam, moneholo Maa "mane tui ki", bollo. AMi call ta cut kore diye, laptop niye amar cabin'e giye, kaaj'e mon dilam. Shotti bolte amra 4 jon mile je kaaj ta office'e korchi, eto tarahuro kore, jate amader rascal Boss tar ashol chehara ta shobar shamne ashe, seta kintu ekdom difficult. Eto tarahuro kore jibon'e kono software hoi na, kintu jodi proper working software na kori, tahole Boss ke impress kore fasate parbo na, ar headoffice'er action neowar kono time thakbe na. 4 jon ek sathe kaaj'e boshlam, choto choto error khujte shotti khub koshto ar birokto lage. Kono rokome amra error gulo ke rectify korlam. Tarpor ashlo amar kaaj, porn website link korte hobe software'e, jate mone hoi ei software ta banano hoyeche, pornography website'e subscription newar jonno ba legally, banned illegal pornography content dekha'r jonno. Karon Software ta ekta VPN[Virtual Private Network] use korbe. Ar recently, amader central govt, porn ban niye besh onek gulo porn website India te ban koreche, ar almost shob ISP ke instruction deowa ache oi shob website gulo ke ISP[Internet Service Provider] server'er ACL'er[Access Control List], Deny list'er under'e mandatorily rakhte hobe. Tai ami oi banned pornography websites gulo'r ekta list already baniye rekhechi, oi website gulo amader desh'er kono internet browser'e open hobe na, kintu VPN use korle easily open hobe. Ami jodi normally free pornography website gulo'r link ditam tahole, oto boro case build hoto na Boss'er against'e, kintu Banned website dile, aro boro case khabe Boss. AMi list hishebe, shob website'er link add korlam software'e, ekhon jodi software ta open hoi, tahole age option debe oto gulo porn website'er modhe kontai dhukte chai user, tarpor setai dhuke, login korar option debe, plus free browse korar option to thakbei. Ami iche kore ekta banner ad korlam, oi software'e, caption ta holo: "Get 50% off on registration fees, if you regiser using this software". Mane ebar clear hoye jabe je Boss sudhu office'er ethichs'er against'e kaaj korche, tai noi, but govt of India'r against'eo kaaj korche. Kaaj sesh korte korte prai 12:15am hoye gelo. Bhaloi khide peyeche shobar, Arnob Da bollo, "bhai Rajesh, tui Gurudeb manush bhai. Jibon'e onno karor pichon marleo, tor ta bhul koreo marbo na re. Tui sala, teko'r pothe boshar bebosthai noi, jail'e jaba'r bebostha kore dili to. Maal ta to ei shob dekhei na heart attack'e mara jai. Bhai aaj ker treat ami debo[bolei Arnob da, chair theke uthe, Shyambazar'er more'r mathai rakha Netaji'r statue'r moton ek haath'er angul tule bollo], Dhaba Cholo". Amra shobai hanste hasnte uthe porlam chair theke, jodio Netaji'r paa'er nokh'er joggo na amra keu'i, especially me, but tao mood ta light korar jonno, reference ta nilam. Ranjit Da bollo, "dara na gadha, maal take compile hote de, tarpor eto khushi hosh, tarpor na complie hoye aro gorbor kore". R2 bollo, "yeh sahi bola ranjit, Rajesh bhai tui, compile hote de software take. Kitna time lagega usme, tor dept, tuhi bol na". Ami bollam, "age baire'er shob kota workstation'er switch on ache kina dekho, shob kota kintu wake on Lan kora nei, network ping korle wake hobe na. Shob kota ke on koro, tarpor ami compile hote dichi, approximately 6-7hrs to lagbei, jao jao, shob kota ke on koro age". Ora 3 jon beriye gelo amar cabin theke, tarpor shob kota cubicle'er workstation gulo ghure ghure dekhlo, konta off, seta on korlo, jeta sleep mode'e ache, ota ke wake up korlo. Tarpor amai bolte, ami compile korte boshiye dilam amar workstation theke, eta korar access sudhu amar workstation'ei ache. Ami nijeo cabin'er baire giye, ghure ghure workstation gulo ghure dekhlam, shob kota on ache kina. Tarpor Arnob Da ke bollam, "cholo ebar jaowa jak, amar'o khide peyeche bhaloi". Amra 4 jon office'er theke berochi, hotat Ranjit Da bollo, "Rajesh tui'o bike ta niye ne. Kheye niye, ektu ghurbo amra shobai, bekar bekar office'e boshe ki korbo, amio amar bike ta niye nichi, R2 keo bolchi, Petuk[Arnob Da] ta amar bike’e jabe aaj". Ami upore giye, amar helmet, ar backpack ta niye elam, security ke bollam, 'Office lock koro, amra kheye aschi ektu pore, ar bhitore phone bajle dhorbe na, amra eshe dekhe nebo'. Ora amader shamne office lock korlo. Arnob Da nijer gari nilo na aaj, Ranjit Da daklo oke bosha’r jonno kintu O R2’r bike’e boshlo, amra besh jore chaliyei Dhaba te gelam, karon Dhaba bondho howar time hoye jachilo. Luckily dhaba khola chilo, amra je ja'r moton order dilam, kintu last'e shobar jonno elo 4 plate Chole Bature ar rumali roti, karon baki shob sesh hoye gachilo Dhaba te, ar mone to holo amrai last customer aaj ker. Ki ar kora jabe, amra shobai otai chete pute kheye nilam, vegeterian dish holeo, Chole Bature amar temon bhalo lage na, ar dhaba te eto rich kore, khelei acidity hoi. Ami olpo roti nilam, karon sabzi ta amar pochonder noi, baki ra oi sabzi diyei gande pinde gillo. AMi age kheye uthe, haath mukh dhuye, ek bottle jol khete khete kheyal korlam, aaj to koi Maa ar phone korlo na amai. Tahole ki ami tokhon bolechi bole raag korlo naki. Pocket theke amar phone ta bar kore dekhi, Maa'er 9 Missed calls ar 5 ta text, kintu phone to ek baro baje ni aaj, jah baba, kharap hoye gelo naki. Check kore dekhlam, amar iPhone ta silent'e chilo. O shit, sei tokhon washroom'e dhuke Maa'er chodon dekhte dekhte silent kore chilam. Maa monehoi chinta korchilo amar jonno, jaagge, nije jaa kore berechilo, sei shob dekhe jotoi handle mere nijer maal feli na keno, kono din mene nite parbo na. Maa'er text gulo dekhalm, normal text, "tui ki raag korechish amar upor, ki bolli tokhon, ami bujhte pari ni", "dinner korechish ?", "tui tokhon ki bolli, ami theek bujhlam na", "eto bar call korchi, phone ta dhorchish na keno", "khub busy naki ?", "tui kheye nish, ami shute jachi". Last message ta prai 12:20am'e koreche, mane ektu agei. Ekbar Maa'er whatsapp ta khule dekhbo, aro kichu kotha holo kina oder modhe. Arnob Da ra ekhono khache golpo korte korte, tahole haath'e aro time ache.