Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ২৭

Ami abar amar phone'er browser ta khule, web.whatsapp.com ta open kortei dekhi onek notun chat. Ami tahole theek'i dhore chilam, ora abar kichu kotha batra boleche. Oder shokal'er chat gulo to ami agei porechilam, tarpor to ar ami Maa'er whatsapp ta check kori ni. Tarpor abar oder chat dekhlam raat 9:04pm'e. Mane ami Maa ke jokhon phone kore bollam, je ami aaj bari fire jabo, tar kichu khun por theke Maa ar Asif chat kora shuru koreche. Dekhlam ebar'o Maa shuru koreche chat ta; Maa likche: "Babu phone korechilo ektu age, bollo bari chole asbe, tui ki free ekhon ?". Asif likche: "Choto Babu asteche, taile besi somai nai to, tui ekuni chat'e ai Janu". Maa lickhe: "Na na, chad'e na, ekhono serokom raat hoi ni, ashe'e pashe lok jon ache, aowaj pe jabe. Tui niche ai, ami chad'er dorja bondho kori ni bikele". Asif likche: "Sade tu're mu'r khanki Janu boli, tui ki aaj, tu'r morod'er samne nangta hoye mu'r laura nibi naki re Janu ?". Maa likche: "Harami'r bacha, baje kotha na bole, jeta ami bolchi seta kor. Niche mane ek tolai na, du tolai ai, Babu'r ghor'e". Asif likche: "Choto Babu'r ghor'e can ? ar ghor nei dui tolai, chat theke dekhe mone hoi aro ghor ache". Maa likche: "Baje kotha bole shomai noshto na kore, Babu'r ghor'e ai ekhuni, ar ta nahole, bhule jaa. Aaj ar hobe na". Asif likche: "Raag koros can, Mu to sudu tu're jigum. Choto Babu'r ghor'e can ?". Maa likche: "Arey gadha, Babu'r ghor chara, baki duto room'er bichana duto prochondo nongra, porishkar hoi na oi ghor gulo ekdom. Aaj babu'r bichana'r chador paltai ni, tai bhablam, okhanei kore ni tarpor chador paltabo. Hoyeche, sunecho. Ebar aste hole esho, na hole bhule jao, aaj ker moton". Asif likche: "Mu ekuni aichi Janu, kintu ekta sorto ase". Maa likche: "Theek ache, Babu'r ghor'e giye shob janla gulo bondho kore dao age, ami aschi porishkar hoye, ar shorto abar ki shuni, korte dichi tor gushti'r bhaggo bhalo rascal". Asif likche: "Asa Mu Choto Babu'r ghor'er janla dimu, tar age, tu're bhalo koire bolte hobe, 'Malik ese mu'r putki maren'. Tui na bolle, mu asum nai". Maa likche: "Arey ki dhongbaji shuru korli ekhon, ami kothai toke shujog kore dichi, ar tui dhong korchish, ami aschi opore, tui ai tartari, shomai nei beshi". Asif likche: "Dhongbaji kow ki Magibaji, tui na bolle, mu asum nai. Ar mu'r theke besi chulkuni tu'r re magi, se ki mu buji nai. Sali age tui bolbi, bhalo koire, eke bare mu'r rendy shona Janu hoye bolbi". Maa shonge shonge reply korlo na, ek minute pore reply korlo; Maa likche: "Dekh, amar dhongbaji bhalo lage na, tui asbi ki na shotti kore bol". Asif likche: "Tui jot khun na bolbi, mu jamu na. Mu ekun tu'r Voda ar Putki'r malik sali, mu jaa komu, tui tai korbi magi, ebar bol noile mu jamu na". Maa abar ektu wait kore reply korlo; Maa likche: "Theek ache bolchi suor'er bacha, ekhon sujog pachish to, tai korchish eirokom dhongbaji, dara tui ai aaj, tor bara goliye debo aaj". Asif likche: "Eita to koite boli nai, ar tu'r ja dobka pacha khan sali, ghora'r laura'o gole jabe, uff jeno makun'er moton norom putki tu'r, sali tu're thapiye thapiye jannat'e jaowa jai re magi. Tobe tui ekun amai na bolle, mu asum nai". Maa likche: "Haan haan bolchi re dhamna. Ashun Malik, amar chele'er ghor'e eshe, nijer rendy'r pod mere, nijer maal dhele, amai dhonno korun malik. Ne hoyeche Maa choda harami, ebar niche eshe ghor'er janla gulo bondho kor, ami aschi". Asif likche: "Asi re rendy, tui ki gorom kheye achos re magi, tu're aaj tu'r chele'er bichnai nangta kore fele, rogre rogre gadon dimu. Khanki'r beti, tor'r pet'e aaj mu'r bacha dimu magi, tui aai upre". Bloody fuck, amar phone korar pore, Maa nije ei suor'er bacha ke deke choda kheyeche. Acha amar Maa to shotti age eirokom chilo na, naki ami kono din kheyal kori ni ei shob, na na, eirokom khanki pona korle, kichu to chokhe porto amar. Jani na, bepar ta theek hojom hoche na amar, amar eto bhodro Maa, ei bhabe ekta onno dhormer bacha chele ke diye jokhon tokhon chodache, tao abar sechhai. Tarpor aro text ache, tobe seta prai 12:01am'er, ore baba, e to ekdom current chat; Asif likche: "Jaige achosh Janu ?". Maa likche: "Hmmm ki hoyeche ?". Asif likche: "Ghum ase nai re, tu're abar lagate mon chai, laura bans hoye ase, ekbar chat'e asbi, besi khun time nimu nai. Choto Babu kissu jante parbe nai". Maa likche: "Ghum to amaro asche na, kintu aaj ar dorkar nei, shokal theke 2 bar hoye gelo to. Jodio Babu aaj bari fere ni, tai or kache dhora pore jaowar bhoi ta nei". Asif likche: "Choto Babu ghor'e ase nai, ar tui mu're kos nai. Tui tu'r morod'er ghor theke baire ai, abar Choto Babu'r ghor'e gadon khabi Janu ?". Maa likche: "Na na, ki dorkar, bekar bekar jhamela hobe, ar Babu'r ghor'er chador palte diye eshechi, abar nongra hobe, na na, aaj ar korte hobe na, tumi emni shuye poro, abar kaal dekha jabe". Asif likche: "Can jhamela kiser ? Tui ki bhoi pas tu'r morod ke ? Arey tor morod kissu janbe nai, onno kono ghor'e tu're lagamu". Maa likche: "Dhong koro na eto raat'e, Babu'r Baba ke to cheno na, chapke chal ar chamra alada kore debe tomar. Kintu aaj to Or khub ghum pachilo, tai taratari kheyei shuye poreche, ar ekhon to naak'o dakche. Kintu jodi uthe pore, tokhon kelenkari hoye jabe, tai bolchi, aaj ar eishob korar dorkar nei, holo to du bar, bhalo korei to korle". Asif likche: "Arey mu ki ar tu're tor morod'er pashe fele, ek bichnai sudbo, je U jege jabe. Tui oi TV’r samne’r sopa'r kase ai na, okanei tu're lagai aaj, boddo mon chai tu're lagate, ar tui sotti koire bol, tu'r mon chai na, mu'r laura nite, sotti bolbi, ai na Janu". Maa likche: "Uff babah, abar raat dupure shuru korle, tokhon to korle bhalo kore, mon bhorlo na tateo. Jodio Sofa te korle aowaj asbe na ei ghor'e, kintu na, aaj ar korte hobe na, ghumiye poro chup kore, amai jaliyo na". Asif likche: "Tui sotti kore bol Janu, tui mu'r laura'r guto nite chas na tu'r baal wala Voda'i. Tokon to Choto Babu asar tarai joldi joldi kore lagiye palalum. Ekun ekbar tu'r voda'i laura bhore gutiye gutiye voda'r fena tulte iche korse re Janu. Ar tu'r dobka pacha fank koire, putki na thapale, mu'r ghum asbe nai re. Tu chas na mu'r guto khete, bol Janu, mu'r laura nibi na ?". Maa ektu pore reply korlo; Maa likche: "Uufff haan haan haan, ami'o chai tomar sathe sute, amar niche'er jol beriye gelo ekbar, tomar kotha sune. Tumi eirokom koro na Asif, dekho eto choda bhalo na, abar kaal korbo amra. Ar ei bhabe amai gorom kore diyo na. Ami ghumate parbo na ebar. Tumi jaa jaa bolle, kaal shokale koro, chad'e fele shob kichu koro, ami badha debo na, kintu ekhon ar na, ar parchi na ami, amar nighty bhije jache". Asif likche: "Sali, kokun theke koichi, sali tui mu're rendy, bhulis ni to. Khanki, bhalo kore koilum tu're, sunli na magi. Sali ibar tor malik bolche, tu'der bosha'r ghor'er sopa te, tu're nangta kore fele gutobu ekun. Khanki'r beti, jodi na asis, taile tu're tor morod'er pase nangta kore fele rogre rogre gadon dimu. JOldi ai". Maa likche: "Acha acha ami asbo Asif, tumi eto kore bolcho jokhon ami asbo, kintu ekhon na. Ektu pore. Tumi tomar ghor'e wait koro, ami ektu dekhi, jodi Babu'r Baba ekbar uthe jai, tomar sathe sathe, amakeo sesh kore debe. Tai bolchi, ektu wait koro, ami tomai ar aadh ghonta pore deke nebo, tokhon esho, tar age noi. Tarpor tomar jaa iche koro amar sathe, ebar khushi to ?". Asif likche: "Ei naile mu'r Janu, mu jantum tu'r gotor'o sodon'er jonno lafase. Theek ase, tor morod bhalo ghumaile mu're bolosh, mu ready asi, kintu et kun chenali pona korar jonno, tu're ekta sasti dimu, tui nangta hoye mu'r jonno opeka korbi sopa te. Bol raji ?". Maa likche: "Shob jokhon korchi, seto shoi, tumi jaa shasti debe, ami sunbo, hoyeche, ebar ar kotha bolo na, ami na daka obdi asbe na tumi. Ami shomai bujhe deke nebo tomai". Asif likche: "Theek ase, mone thaike jeno, nangta hoye thakbi sopa te".