Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ৩১

Maa'o badho meye'r moton shoja hoye dariye, ek bar Asif'er dike takiye, aste kore ghure eshe 3 seater sofa te boshe, abar Asif'er dike ghure takiye jiggesh korlo, "kon dike fire shule tomar shubidhe hobe korte". Asif ghure giye Maa'er shamne dariye bollo, "magi tui jaa dobka maal, sob dik theike'i tu're lagano jabe, tobe tu soja soo, mu'r dike thang duta tuile". Maa tai korte gelo, kintu sofa te oi bhabe showar jaiga hochilo na, tai Maa ghure shulo, Asif bujhte pere, sofa'r opash'e ghure gelo. Ekhon Maa amar dik, mane siri'r dike matha kore, sofa'r opash'e paa kore sulo, Asif sofa'r opash'e giye, sofai ekta haantu tule uthe porlo, Tarpor Maa'er kache egiye eshe, Maa'er thigh duto dhore, nijer buk'er upor tule nilo. Ami epash theke dekhchi, tai bhaloi dekhte pachi, Maa'er dud duto shuye porate, kemon buk'er du pash'e choriye gache, Asif ektu egiye eshe Maa’er gud’er kache, nijer kalo bara ta rograche ar ghoshche, ar egiye Maa'er dud'e haat dite jabe, Maa kemon komor ta tule kokiye uthlo, "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Assif, uuuffff ekbarei dile, ufff ebar ektu bhalo kore kore shanti dao amai", tar mane or bara Maa’er gud’e dhuke gache. Asif Maa'er dud duto khop kore chepe dhore, ektu chotkalo, tar por nijer komor ta ektu pichon'e thele, godam kore Maa'er pachai nijer tolpet diye gota marlo, ar kemon ekta 'poth' kore aowaj holo. Maa nijer buk ta upore thele tule chechalo, "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn Asif shona, dao bhalo kore chude dao aaj amai, ar parchi na go, sei kokhon theke amai niye khelcho". Asif Maa'er kothai arekta thap marlo oi bhabei, tarpor Maa'er paa duto nijer buk'er theke shoriye, Maa'er buk'er upor prai shuye porlo, Maa dekhlam nijer paa duto diye Asif'er pachai pechiye dhorlo. Asif Maa'er dud'er upor mukh diye ache ekhon, baan dud tar bonta ta ektu tene tene chushlo, ar Maa or mathai haath buliye katre uthlo, "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn uuuuffff khao, shob'i to tomar Asif, aste aaaaaaahhhhh aste tano shona mmmmmmmmmm daant diye rogrio na uuufffffff hhhmmmmmm, eeiii aaaaaaaaaaahhhh", Asif dekhlam, Maa'er haath duto ebar nijer matha'r theke shoriye ene, Maa'er matha'r upore tule dhorlo, sofa te chepe. Maa'er duto bogol ekdom khola, ki lagche Maa ke ei obosthai, puro sex goddess. Asif, matha nichu kore Maa'er daan bogol'e mukh dilo, Maa ektu henshe fello, "hhhheeee heeeee ei hheee Asif ki heeee heee ki korcho, isshh heeee ota nongra hheeeeee heeeee, arey shur-shuri heeee heeee", Asif mukh tule Maa'er mukh'er dike takiye ektu hanslo, tarpor abar baan pash'er bogol'e mukh dilo, dekhlam sala suor ta jeeb diye Maa'er bogol'er chul tul shob chatche, Maa hanste hanste bollo, "arey ki dhamna'r palai porlam re baba hheee heeee, ai heeeee aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh[Maa chechiye uthlo ebar, ami kichu dekhte pachi na, Asif'er mota matha ta ar sofa'r pichon ta, maa'er bogol'er view ta block korche], kamracho keno okhane, Asif ki korcho[Asif dekhlam Maa'er baan bogol chere ebar ektu ektu kore baan haath'er upore kiss korte korte, halka halka kamre diche, aste aste kore ar Maa ebar ar hansche na tobe sukh pache]. Hhmmmm Asif, tumi ar ki ki jano boloto, amai to pagol kore dicho, uuffff, aaaahhh ei shona[Asif Maa'er haat duto chepe dhore ache sofa te, matha'r upor dike tule, tai Maa chaileo haath narate parche na, Asif ebar, Maa'er baan haath'er maduli'r dori tar upor theke chushe halka kamre dhorlo, Maa chechiye uthlo]. Uuufffff lagche, dhamna suor, chudte parcho na". Asif Maa'er haath chere, Maa'er mukh'er upor mukh ene, kemon raag'o to bhabe takiye bollo, "ki koili rendy ? Nijer malik re gaal dis khanki chudi[bole Maa'er baan gaal'e ekta alto kore chor mere bollo], bol magi, tui ke ? Mu tu'r ke hoi, ki re sali". Asif Maa'er gaal'e aste'i chor ta marlo, karon jore marle aowaj hoto, atleast Maa je bhabe Asif ke merechilo, sei rokom chor mare ni Asif. Maa Asif'er dike kirokom hypnotized hoye takiye bollo, "tumi amar malik Asif, tumi korcho na tai raag hochilo, koro na taratari. Onek khun hoye gelo". Asif rege giye, Maa'er dud duto khamche chepe dhore, nijer komor tule jore ekta thap marlo Maa'er gud'e, Maa katre uthlo, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, haan Asif, uuuffff ei bhabe chai, dao dao aro dao". Asif ebar Maa'er buk'er dud khamche, nijer matha tule ektu shoja moton hoye, nijer komor tule, ekta gatiye thap marlo, 'thop' kore. Maa kokoiye uthlo, "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn mmmmaaaaaaa hhhmmmmm[Asif na theme ebar Maa'er dud chepe Maa ke thapiye gelo kichu khun ei bhabe, ar Maa katre gelo, ar protita thap'e Maa'er paa gulo asif'er pacha theke shore giye, side'e jhule, upor dike uthe roilo, ar tar sathe Maa'er chitkar]. Haaannn 'thop' aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh aaaaaahhhh 'thop thop thop thop' uuufffffffff Sho aaaaaaaaaahhh aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaah 'thop thop thop thop thop' kok hhhmmmm aro koro Asss 'thop thop thop' aaaaaaahh aaaaaaaaaaahh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhh, bo aaaaahh 'thop thop' bonta 'thop thop thop thop' bonta du duto aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh chirc hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh chirlo Shona goooo, hhhmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh 'thop thop thop thop thop'". Asif Maa'er dud duto khamche dhorei, oi bhabe Maa'er gud marte thaklo gatiye gatiye, ar Maa'er paa duto ekta sofa'r gaye theke ar arekta haowa'i jhulche, kintu dutoi celiing'er dike tola, Maa pagol'er moton katrache, ar Asif'er buk'e peeth'e haath bolache, Maa'er chul gulo elo melo hoye gache puro. Asif ebar Maa'er mukhe'er kache ektu jhuke, Maa ke chudte chudtei bollo, "Khanki chudi, sali kha aro kha magi. Boddo gaal disos mu're, aaj ei choto lok'er gadon kha kutti. Tu'r voda'i mu aro 10 ta lura dimu sali, rastai nangta koire lagamu tu're. Magi chudi, tui mu'r rendy aaj theike, bhulish nai kotha ta. Tu'r hego putki mere, oi laura tu'r mukhe gujbo rendy chudi, mu're marli kutti sali, ebar laura gel notun morod'er". Maa bodhoi ar parche na eto jore jore chodate, kemon chotfot korche, matha epash opash narache. Hotat kore, Asif'er ekta gatiye thap'e, Maa sofa theke pore jachilo, Asif Maa'er gud'e bara gujhe chilo, tai O pore jachilo Maa'er sathe, kintu or ekta paa floor'e chilo tai balance kore niyeche, ar Maa'er dud chepe dhorei, ghure gache, ar shonge shonge nijer arekta paa sofa theke namiye, du paa diye balance kore niyeche. Maa'o bhoi peye Asif'er haath duto chepe dhore niye bolo, "aaaaaaaaaahhhh uufff pore jachilam, ekhuni, ufff bapre, tumi jaa shuru korecho, noi pore jetam ar noi sofa bhangto. Ufff ar ektu holei hoye jeto amar, tumi jaa paglami korcho aaj, nao ota bar koro, ami shoja hoye shui, amar pacha ta jhulche baire". Asif ekhon Maa'er dud chere, Maa'er pacha'r tolai haat diye, Maa'er gud'e bara gujei, Maa'er pacha tene Maa ke abar sofai shuiye dilo, ekhon theek ulto dike holo position ta. Ekhon Maa'er matha opash'e ar paa amar dike, ar gandu Asif'er pichon ta amar dike, ekhon oi harami'r pacha dekhte hobe amai. Asif nijer baan paa ta bhanj kore sofai tule, Maa'er duto thigh dhore, nijer buk'er kache dhukiye, nijer arekta pao sofa’i tule dilo. Ki korbe ebar, sofa’i oto jaiga thori ache, sala rascal ekta. Asif bollo, "Janu re, Mu'o ar besi kun rakhte parum nai, tu'r jaa gotor magi, ek sodon'e tu'r kisu hobe nai. Arek dose dite homu tu're, ne sali, thang tule morod'er laura kha dekhi, ar chelas na melai. Tu'r pethom morod uthe aile'o kintu tu're aaj mu charsi na, tai chelas na. Nijer malik re khush kor rendy". Bolei Maa'er paa duto thele, Asif Maa'er pacha tai sofa'r upor haowa te tule dilo, ar nijeo Maa'er gud'e bara guje, Maa'er pacha'r upor uthe boshlo. FUck shit, ki position eta, Maa'er oi boro pacha duto fank hoye ache, ar sei fank'er ekta choto pinkish futo'r upore, chul bhorti gorthe, Gandu Asif'er kalo bara goja puro gora obdi, ar sala'r bichi'r thole ta Maa'er gud'er papdi duto ke dheke rekheche. Maa'er pod'er futo ta kintu halka kore khulche ar bondho hoche ekhno, ar gud'er tola theke sada sada rosh goriye asche pod'er kache, Maa'er forsha pacha'r upor oi kalo harami'r pacha dekhe mone hoi, choco vanilla ice cream'er cup ota. Maa kichui bolche na ar, ar Maa'er haath duto kothai, ki korche ora oi bhabe, onek khun to holo gandu ta jhuke ache Maa'er upor. Ebar Asif arektu jhuke gelo Maa'er upor, ar nijer bhanj kora paa duto ke pichon dike thele sofa'r arm-rest'er upor tule dilo, bapre, ei ta to superman position. Asif’er pacha ar paa te Maa’er pacha ta kichu ta block hoye gelo, Tarpor ami dekhte pelam, Asif'er haath ta Maa'er dud'e ar nei, Maa'er bogol'er modhe diye sofa te support niye ache, ar harami ta amar Maa'er mukh'e mukh guje kiss korche. Maa'er gaal'e kopale nijer mukh ghoshche. HOtat nijer komor ta tule, nijer bara ta ektu bar kore, nijer haath ar paa'er upor bhor kore, gatiye Maa'er gud'e dhukiye dilo bara ta 'thopash' aowaj kore, ar Maa chotfot kore uthlo, sudhu ekta, “cchhhoo 'thopash' mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmm 'thopash' mmmmmmmmmmmmm chooo chhhoo", Asif ar thamlo na, gatiye gatiye joto jore pare Maa'er gud'e bara gujte thaklo, Maa ebar nijer haath ta tola theke bar kore, Asif'er pacha ta side tehke chepe dhore tanche nich'er dike. Ar protita thap'e Maa'er pod'er futo ta khule khule jache, uff ki lagche dekhte, ami bara narate narate kheyal korlam, amar precum beroche, mane maal porar age je slipery liquid ta beroi. 2 minute hobe oi bhabe thapano'r por, Asif nijer paa duto abar ager moton bhanj kore, Maa'er pacha'r du pash'e ene, nijer kiss ta bhenge bollo, "mu'r Janu re, mu'r rendy chudi, aaj tu'r notun morod tu're gift’o diche, dhor khanki'r beti. Mu'r bacha dhor khanki", bole Maa'er upor puro jhuke porlo, ami dekhte pelam side theke, Maa'er paa duto ebar or kandh'er pash theke beriye ashlo kichu ta, mane Maa'er haantu ekhon Maa'er pet'e baa dud'e theke gache puro. Maa'er mukh ta dekhte pachi na, tobe Maa'er gola pelam, hapate hapate bollo, "ke kenoooo aaaaahhhh aaajj keno, amar lagche, eto chepe, uffff". Asif nijer matha ta ektu upore tule, abar bollo, "dhamni chudi, tui mu'r rendy sali. Tu'r kaaj malik'er gadon kheye, Malik re khusi kora, khanki mu ki tu're bole maal felbo tu'r voda'i. Aaj theike tu'i mu'r kutti, besi bokle, tu're tu'r pethom morod'er bichnai fele, or pasei gutiye, pet korum. Can aaj dile, mu're bacha nibi na magi, calender deikhe tu'r pet korte lagbe naki khanki, gadon kha rendi'r moton". Bole abar nijer matha ta guje dilo sofai, ebar ami Maa'er matha ta dekhte pachi, Maa'er ki obostha, matha'r sindoor puro kopale ghente choriye gache, chul gulo epash opash'e choriye, Maa ceiling'er dike haan kore takiye ache, ar thot theke lala porche, Asif nijer mukh ta Maa'er kaan'er pashe gujhe, Maa'er kaan'e kiss korche, ar chusche kaan'er loti ta. Maa haa kore takiye hapate hapatei bollo, "haan haan daao, aaj'i tomar notun bou ke poati kore dao, ar parchi na, tomar rosh ta charo amar gud'e, ufff ami abar charbo Asif, amar". Bolte na boltei Asif nijer pacha tule bara ta prai onektai bar kore, ek second'e chepe boshe, puro bara ta Maa'er rosh'e sada hoye jaowa gud'er bhitore dhukiye dilo 'thop' kore, ar tar sathe oi bichi'r thole ta Maa'er pod'er futo te achar marlo, ar kichu ta rosh chitke sofa te porlo. Maa haa kore jore nishash nilo kintu kono aowaj korlo na, Asif aro 8-10 bar oi bhabe gatiye gatiye Maa'er gud'e bara dhokalo, Maa ei bar Asif'er peeth'e japte dhore nokh boshiye jore chechiye uthlo, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn 'thop' aaaassssssss fffff da aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 'thop' mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 'thop' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn 'thop' daaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo tom tom 'thop' hhhhmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh tomar baaccchhaaaa daaoo 'thop thop thop' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn". Maa eibar boddo jore chechalo, tai Asif Maa'er kaan chosha chere bollo, "aste magi aste checha, ne dhor mu'r bacha tu'r dobka pet'e rendy", bole nijer matha ta ektu tule, Maa'er haan hoye thaka mukh'e nijer thot chepe, dhore ekta bhishon jore thap marlo ‘thhopaashhh’ kore. Ar besh kichu ta rosh ba maal, ami jani na konta, tobe rosh'er moton kichu Maa'er gud'er tola theke goriye, pod'er futo par kore, sofai porte thaklo. Maa'er pacha to prochondo jore kapchilo'i eto khun, Asif'er peeth'e Maa'er nokh definitely dhuke gache eto khun'e, maal ta eto kaalo, nahole eto khun'e rokto ta dekhte petam or peeth'e. Dehklam, Asif'er paa aste kore shoja kore dilo, Maa'er paa duto ebar Asif'er dui kaandh'er pash theke thele beriye, aste kore pichon dike chole elo, ebar normally missionary position'e shuye ache ora. Khub beshi hole, 20 seconds oi bhabe shuye chilo ora, hotat Maa Baba'r ghor'er dike'er corridor'er light ta on hoye gelo, ar Baba'r gola elo, "ke okhane, tumi acho naki". Fucking hell, Maa'er checha mechi te Baba uthe poreche, ar edikei asche.