Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ৮

Ami prochondo bhoi peye gechilam, e ami ki korlam, shit shit ebar ki hobe. Ami Maa'er ei obostha dekhe shoja hoye uthe boshe, haat jor kore khoma chailam, "sorry Maa, I'm very sorry, please, please, amai khoma kore dao. Ami bujhte pari ni, ami iche kore kori ni Maa". Maa nijer oil free haath ta diye, nijer baan chokh'er upor theke amar maal ta shoriye, amar dike takiye, shoja hoye uthe daralo, fuck Maa'er chokh gulo boro boro hoye ache. Maa prochondo rege ache. Ami bed'e boshe boshei abar khoma chailam, "Maa ami sorry, I'm very sorry, ami ami iche kroe kori ni, Please Maa, tumi raag koro na amar upor, ami ami", ami almost kende felechi, shotti eta prochondo nongra kaaj kore fellam ami. Maa ekta kotha bollo na, sudhu ghure giye amar room'er bathroom'e dhuke gelo, ar 'dhoram' kore bathroom'er door ta bondho kore dilo, shit shit, Maa prochondo rege ache, eta ami ki kore fellam. Ami bed theke uthe, nijer shorts ta pore, bed theke namte giye dekhi amar bed'eo kichu ta maal poreche amar, koto to maal porlo re baba, shob ki aaj'i pore gelo naki. Ami bathroom'er door'er baire giye, knock kore abar khoma chailam Maa'er kache, "Maa, O Maa, kichu ektu bolo, dekho amar upor raag kore theko na, ami iche kore kori ni go, shotti bolchi, Maa, O Maa". Prai minute du tin ami oi bhabe Maa ke deke khoma chailam, tarpor Maa dorja khule berotei dekhi, Maa'er mukhe chokhe jol, mane eto khun bhalo kore mukh dhuchilo, ami to bhablam, Maa prochondo raag kore kandche bhitore dhuke. Maa bathroom theke beriye amar dike takiye kichu bolte gelo, kintu ami tar agei jhop kore matha nichu kore Maa'er du paa'e haat diye dhore khoma chailam, "Maa bishash koro ami iche kore kori ni, amar control'e chilo na kichui, ami shotti tomai oita korte chai ni Maa, ami prochondo lojjito, amai khoma kore dao Maa, tumi ar raag koro na amar upor". Maa amar pith'e haat diye kemon jeno ektu bhari golai bollo, "ei Babu, oth, oth bolchi[ami shoja hoye uthe Maa'er dike takalam, Maa'er mukh'e kono raag nei, but kemon gombhir expression, Maa ki amai abar chor marbe naki, ami ek paa pichiye daralam]. Theek ache, eto bar khoma chaite hobe na, ami jani tui iche kore korish ni, kintu jeta holo seta kintu bhalo holo na[kemon ekta dirgho-shash fello, tarpor dekhlam mukh'er expression ta jeno change hoye gelo, ektu relaxed laglo]. Ota ekta accident chilo, seta je kono shomai hotei pare. Kintu ami shotti tor oi kol balish ta futo kore deowa'r bepar ta niye concerned, ami jodi aaj na thaktam, tahole tui tana tani kore bar kortish, ar nirghat rokta rokti hoto aaj. Tui eto ta careless, koto bar boli toke, tor phimosis operation kora ache, shabdhane thak, ta na. Er por theke jeno ei rokom ar kono din na hoi, serokom hole raat'e kol balish niye shubi na.[Janlar dike takiye bollo] Onek bela hoye gelo, jaa tui snan kore ne, ami giye tulsi tolai jol diye breakfast ta baniye nichi". AMi tao haat jor kore Maa'er shamne dariye bollam, "Maa tumi shotti amar upore raag koro ni to. AMi kintu iche kore kori ni. I'm so sorry Maa". Maa egiye eshe amar haat ta nijer bhije haat'e dhore bollo, "uff baba, koto bar to bollam, ota accident chilo, ami jani tui iche kore korish ni[kotha ta bole Maa bed'er dike ekbar ghar ghuriye takalo, ar just for a second, jeno ami dekhlam, Maa michke henshei, abar amar dike ghure normal hoye takalo. Na na, ami hoito bhul dekhlam, haan tai hobe. Maa ektu henshei amake bollo]. Jaa giye snan ta shere ne, ar bhalo kore shaban diye dhuye nibi jaiga ta, onekta tel lege ache, ami chad'e jachi". Bole Maa amar room theke beriye gelo. Shit shit, aaj ki hoye gelo ei ghore, ami Maa'er mukhe chokhe emon ki sithi te porjonto, amar bara'r maal fele bhorti kore dilam. Kintu ek dik diye banchlam je Maa amar upor rege nei, na hole eto khun'e ami nirghat du charte chor thappor kheye jetam, ar shara jibon ami Maa'er mukho mukhi darate partam na. Uff bapre, ki bachan banchlam aaj. Na na, ebar taratari office'e kete porte hobe, beshi khun barite thaklei, ami uncomfortable hoye porbo bar bar. Ami snan ta shere berote jabo, phone ta bajlo, taratari kore eshe dekhi Arnob Da, ami call ta receive kore Hello bollam, Arnob Da bollo, "Rajesh, oi stamp paper ta peye gechi, ami aschi office'e ektu pore". Ami oke bollam, "arey darao darao, jekhane stamp paper peyecho, ora ki type kore ?". Arnob Da bollo, "haan, toke bollam na, amar barir kache ekta khajna'r office ache, or baire tai prochur lawyer boshe thake, oder thekei to stamp paper nilam, ora type kore, keno ki likhte hobe ?". AMi Arnob Da ke bollam "shono, ami tomader goto kaal je presentation ta dilam na, mone porche, otar end page'e dekhbe Boss ke sign koranor ekta document ache, jodi tomar kache ekhon na thake, tahole, ami wahtsapp kore dichi, ota dekhe, ditto type korabe oi stamp paper tate, choto boyan, tai ekta page'ei hoye jabe. Ar haan, stamp paper'er pichon'e jeno amader office'er naam ta lekha thake". Arnob Da jotha riti confused, amake bollo, "haan boyan type korar bepar ta bujhlam, kintu stamp paper'er pichon'e amader office'er naam mane, bujhlam na". AMi bollam, "tomar bujhe kaaj nei, jekhan theke stamp paper ta niyecho, sekhane bolbe orai kore debe, arey Baba, stamp paper'er pichon'e dekhbe, ekta stamp deowa jaiga thake, je kar against'e issue hoche ota, either kono individual, ba institution, tar naam ta lekha'r jaiga thake. Jodi tumi tomar naam'e stamp paper ta uthiye thako, ota ar kaaj'e lagbe na, arekta fresh keno, tate office'er naam ta jeno thake, ar jaa bollam, oi boyan ta type koriye niye asho, ami whatsapp korchi". Bole ami nijei call ta cut kore diyechi, Arnob Da nischoi puro confused, O lawyer'er kache gelei ora theek kore debe, ami wahtsaap ta kore, nijer office'er dress ta pore, laptop bag, ar helmet niye niche namlam. Siri diye niche neme dekhi coast is clear, ami aste kore nijer juto ta porte jachilam, Maa amar pichon'e catwoman'er moton chup chap chole eshe bollo, "palachish kothai[shit, dhora pore gelam, ghure dekhi Maa dariye ache, ami amar haat theke juto ta rakhtei Maa bollo]. Kheye jabi, ekdom palabi na. Ai khete ai, na kheye gele shorir kharap korbe". Ami haat ta basin'e dhuye dining'er chair'e boshtei Maa gorom gorom paratha ar aloo bhaja serve korlo. Ami duto paratha kheye uthe pore bollam, "Maa amar tara ache, meeting ache, ar khete parbo na, ar tiffin korecho, na hole thak, baire kheye nebo, deri hoye jabe". Bole basin'e haat dhuye amar bag niye, juto porte gelam, Maaamar pichone'e eshe bollo, "ei roj roj kisher meeting hoi re tor, Ei ne tiffin ready". Ami juto pore, Maa'er haat theke lunch box nilam, ar haat dhuye, Maa'er haat theke jol'er glass ta niye jol kheye nilam ar bollam, "O onek boro bepar, kaaj ta theek hole onek labh hobe amar, acha ami aschi Maa, tumi kintu time'e khabar kheye niyo, ar amar aaj'o aste late hobe, aschi", bole helmet ta niye, garage'er door ta khulte gelam, tarpor bike ta bar kore, garage'er door ta bondho kore bike'e uthe helmet pore, Bike ta kick start kore Maa ke bye kore egiye gelam, odbhut bepar, aaj na Baba'r dekha pelam shokal theke ar na Lahiri buro'r, jagge. Office'e giye parking'e wait korchi, aste aste amar baki 3 musketeers elo. Arnob Da eshe amake stamp paper ta dekhiye bollo, "dekh to theek ache kina, tui oi pichon'e issued against bepar ta na bolle konodin jantei partam na re bhai, oi aager stamp paper ta nosto holo, O jagge. Acha Teko eta te sign korbe ? Na mane, eta porle to hargis sign korbe na, tahole ki hobe ?", Ranjit Da bollo, "theek'i to Rajesh, ebar ki hobe. O maal ta to shob kagoj 4 bar pore tarpor sign kore, shit ebar to plan fail tahole". R2 kichu ekta bolte jachilo, ami bollam, "ota amar upor chere dao, Arnob Da, paper ta amake dao[bole ami stamp paper ta niye nilam], R2 ami jokhon bolbo, ektu drama korbe ar amake ulto palta bolbe Boss'er shamne, bas baki ta ami shamle nebo, nao cholo, kaaj shuru korte hobe, 6 din baki ar haat'e". SHObai office'e dhuke kaaj'e mon dilam, aste aste shobai elo, kaaj shuru holo. Amader Boss elo, tarpor ami amar baki 3 musketeer der bollam, amar sathe boss'er cabin'e jete, ami haat'e Boss'er oi presentation tao nilam. Boss'er cabin'e dhuklam knock kore. Boss bollo, "yes Rajesh, you want to say something ? Let me guess, any good news about the project ?". Amra bhitore dhuke door close kore daralam, ami matha nere Boss ke bollam, "yes Sir, as I had earlier told you, I already gave them my testing parameters, so now, they can put more emphasis on particularly those areas that I have mentioned, so in the final process, I won't take more than a few hours to check the softwares as all my parameter would be long fulfilled. But I want to work on every project from now on, in this particular way, we can save tons of time this way. I just need your approval", bole amar haat'er channel file ta khule, Boss'er haat'e presentation'er print out gulo dilam, Boss beta, mon diye amar lekha parameters gulo porlo, jani na koto ta bujhlo. Ami jiggesh korlam, "So, Sir do you approve ?". Teko besh impressed mone holo, tak nere nere haan bollo, "Oh yes, this is marvellous Rajesh, this is outstanding, I mean, how did you come up with something this productive at such young age, this is gonna change our working habit for better". Ami bollam, "Sir, could you sign it, if you approve, then I will keep this with me, and use this model for all the future projects". Boss bollo, "but why, I did say just now, that I like it, you can use it in all the other projects, signature isn't necessary, its not going out of this office anyways ?", ami matha nere 'Yes Sir' bollam. Tarmane beta sign korbe na, Teko ekhon bhalo kore sign korar document ta abar porche, Ami amar baan dike dariye thaka R2 ke whisper kore bollam, 'boss'er theke paper gulo niye niche fele dao, ar bolo je ami junior, tai amar ana kono proposition'e sign korar dorkar nei, ar tomra amar kotha moton keu kaaj korbe na, go go'. Boss mon diye, signature'er page ta dekhche, bar bar kore. R2 ektu amar ar baki der dike takiye, ekbar dhok gile, Boss'er table'er dike egiye giye, Boss'er haat theke paper ta niye amar mukh'e chure marlo, paper gulo amar mukh'e lege, niche table'er corner'e pore gelo, Boss hotat kore ei bepar ta bujhe othar agei, R2 drama shuru kore dilo, "Sir nahi karenge sign tere is faltu proposition pe, humsab se tu chota hai, we are more experienced than you, hum tere instruction pe kaam nahi karenge". Boss uthe dariye chechiye bollo, "yeh kya behaviour hai Reddy ? What is this ?", ami nichu hoye pore jaowa paper gulo tulte tulte, amar channel file theke stamp paper ta bar kore, presentation'er signature'er page'er sathe change kore, uthe dariye porlam paper gulo sob same size'er, tai baire theke bojha jabe na. Thank God, paper gulo table'er ekdom shame porechilo, tai boss uthe daraleo, oikhane kichu dekhte pabe na. R2 bhoi peye gache seta clear, Arnob Da'r mukh chokh'o sukiye jache, kintu Ranjit ta amar dike takiye, chokh diye isharai jiggesh korlo, 'bepar ta ki', ami halka kore R2'r dike takiye ghar narlam, O hint ta dhore chechiye uthlo, "Yes Sir, R2 is right, hum iske under kaam nahi karenge, zyada se zyada 12 din lagenge project complete karne me, wo hum dekhlenge, you don't worry Sir, aap is junior ke proposal pe sign mat karna, aap ne hi ise sar pe charha rakha hai". Arnob Da hotat kore chechiye uthlo, "aahhhh yes[baba, jatra korche naki Arnob da, kemon gaan kore uthlo, ami niche takiye dekhi, Ranjit Da Arnob Da'r paa'er upor nijer paa diye chepe rekheche, acha, ei jonno sur berolo]. Hum nahi karenge nahi karenge". Ami chup kore dariye achi haat'e paper gulo niye, Boss oder ke chup koranor jonno haat tullo, kintu R2 chechiye amar haat theke paper gulo niye Boss'er dike dekhiye dekhiye bollo, "Sir aap in paper ko phar do abhi, tab isko samajh ayega. Arey hum sab itne experienced log hai na, we'll do it in 10-12 days surely"[shit shit, eta ki korche R2, ekhon nirbodh Boss jodi shoti shoti chire dei, tahole shob sesh, era shob over acting'er dokan]. Boss chechiye table'er upor dhom kore haat mere bollo, "shut up, just shut up all of you. You incompetent fools, experience se kuch nahi hota, you need talent, zindagi me age bar ne ke liye. Jo is office me, mere alawa sirf Rajesh ke pass hai. Lao wo paper mujhe do[bole R2'r haat theke paper gulo tene nilo, ar nijer pocket theke ekta pen bar kore shobai ke bollo]. I will teach you 3 a lesson today, from now on, you all will listen to what Rajesh tells you, I am signing this right now[bole sign korar jonno page ta turn korte jachilo, ami R2 ke ishara korte, O abar egiye jachilo Boss'er dike, Boss R2'r dike ar chokhe dekhe hoito bhablo, o paper ta chiniye nebe, tai Boss puro page na turn kore, just page ta ektu tule, signature'er jaigai sign ta dariye dariye korlo ar tarpor paper gulo direct amar haat'e bariye dilo]. I don't care about senior or junior, his idea will save so much time, so from now on, you all will do as he tells you to. Now get out, and get back to work, I want this project in 6 days. Get out all of you". Amra shobai cabin theke berolam, beriye je jar moton nije der cabin'e dhuke gelam, jodio ora 3 jon clueless bhitore ki holo, kintu tao amra kono kotha boli ni majh khane, ami amar cabin'e dhuke, shobai ke text kore 'well done, don't talk among each other now, we'll meet at lunch' bollam. Shobai nije der kaaj'e mon dilam, tarpor lunch hours holo, shobai meet korlam, office'e noi, baire maggi stall'e, amra duto maggi order kore, nije der tiffin gulo khule boshlam, R2 bollo, "ki labh holo, bekar me Boss'er gali khelam tor jonno. Kya faida hua isse ?". Ranjit Da'o bollo, "Rajesh tui kichu to ekta plan kore ei shob korali, khule bolto bepar ta", Arnob Da bollo, "baal tor jonno, Ranjit ta amar paa ta pishe dilo aaj, jodi jante perechi, tui bekar ei shob korali, tor bike'er tyre puncture kore debo dekhish". AMi ektu henshe bollam, "arey Baba, shobai eto keno bolcho, amar kotha ta to sono. Amader 90 percent kaaj hoye gache, sudhu software ta Boss ke deliver korlei khela sesh". Shobai eksathe bolte shuru korlo, "mane ki bolchish". AMi bollam, "Boss to presentation'e noi, stamp paper'e sign korlo aaj, thanks to your drama". SHobai shune prochondo khushi, Arnob Da je kina oto petuk amake nijer daal rice ar aloo posto tao diye dilo. Amra ektu taratari lunch kore okhan theke abar office'e fire kaaj'e lege gelam. Shobai notun energy niye kaaj korche, kono rokom hanshi thatta yarki hoche na office'e. Tarpor Office sesh howar pore, amra 4 jon theke gelam jerokom kotha hoyechilo. Aro ektu kaaj kore, tarpor je jar bari'r dike amra beriye porlam. Aaj'o boddo deri hoye gelo, bari'r shamne aste aste jeno dekhlam amader chad'er light ta hot kore off hoye gelo, chad'e to light emni jol'e na, keu chad'e gele tokhon jole. Hoito Maa chad'e ghurchilo, amar bike'er aowaj peye off kore niche asche, amar Royal Enfield'er aowaj, bapre, 1km dur thekeo shona jai, jai hok ami bike ta garage'e dhukiye main door'er calling bell bajalam, Maa shonge shonge eshe door khullo, ami ghore dhuke dekhi, dining'er TV cholche, bhablam Asif beta esheche hoito, kintu nah se to nei, bhalo hoiche, apod bidai hoyeche. Ami change kore dinner korte boshlam, Maa amake bollo, "tui kheye aaj shuye porish, amar boddo ghum peyeche", jaah tarmane eto khun chad'e haant chilo Maa, tai ghum peyeche, theek ache, thak aaj ar amar sathe haant te hobe na. Ami bollam, "acha aaj amake charai, haanta hoye gache, eto khun tumi chad'e haantchile naki, amar bike'er aowaj peye niche chole ele, theek ache tumi shuye poro Maa". Maa'er mukh chokh kemon jeno tensed laglo, jai hok, Maa bollo, "na na, ami aaj chad'e jai ni to, ashole aaj ektu chap kore kheye felechi, tai ghum pache, tui kheye shuye porish, ami jai", bole ghore jachilo, Maa eirokom mithe bollo keno amai, ami to porishkar dekhlam chad'er light ta off holo ami kache ashai, jai hok ami table theke uthe giye Maa ke joriye dhore mathai ekta kiss korlam ar 'goodnight' bollam, Maa'o korlo, tarpor nijer ghore chole gelo. Boddo tired laglo Maa ke, shara din barir kaaj kore kore tired to hobei. Ar amio ekhon ar Maa ke time dite pari na ager moton. Ami kheye niye, bashon sink'e meje upore amar room'e gelam. Giye ektu edike odik kore, shuye porechi, shokal 5:15am er alarm lagiye. Jara jane na, shara din keyboard tepa'o kom khatni noi, prochondo tired kore dai.